My horrible Christmas dinner.

[Jesda]

Mom went to Thailand for Christmas so my brother and I were left to fend for ourselves for Christmas dinner. Walgreens was the only store open, and their selection consisted of milk, cereal, canned soup, and this bizarre offering of DWIGHT YOAKAMS CHICKIN LICKINS PIZZA FRIES.

The box reads "My o mia that sure tastes a like a pizza!" as if country singer Dwight Yoakam has any ties to Italian food or the Mario Brothers.

Not shockingly, these were on clearance as a discontinued item, $1.59.


The list of ingredients reads like a medical dictionary. One billion calories per serving.


SACK OF FAIL!



Tastes like failure. They were spongy inside. Nothing about it tasted or looked anything like chicken, and they weren't anything like fries either.

Battered strips of low-end rib meat.

[urbanski]

but dwight yoakam > *

[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

Jesus Jesda! Between this and your Chrysler jacket, your Christmas must have been pretty depressing!

[slk230mb]

I don't know how you do it, but you've once again taken the ordinary and made it into a funny thread.

[parexa]

[Florian]

Jesda, with gustatory workouts like this, its no wonder your mom goes to Thailand. The smell emanating from your apt must be horrific.


F

[The Tony Show]

Sweet- you have a Dreamcast!

[parexa]

lol

[orconn]

So, your carp died ........ and so did your taste!

[gdwriter]

You should have come to my house, Jesda. I made prime rib:







On second thought, there were already 12 people at my house on Christmas. You would have had to eat in the garage or on the patio.

[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

Originally Posted by gdwriter

Anyone else spot the christmas fail in this picture?

[gdwriter]

Originally Posted by I~LUV~Caddys8792

Anyone else spot the christmas fail in this picture?

Probably my step-nephew's bling, AKA a giant, tacky Star of David necklace. Nobody in my family's Jewish, but I do like to use Yiddish a lot. The kid's kind of a putz, but he's really good with his half brother and sister.

[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

Originally Posted by gdwriter

Probably my step-nephew's bling, AKA a giant, tacky Star of David necklace. Nobody in my family's Jewish, but I do like to use Yiddish a lot. The kid's kind of a putz, but he's really good with his half brother and sister.

Bingo. The baggy shirt only adds to the putziness.

[tman2093]

mad cred for the dreamcast.

[c5 rv]

If you would have served ham, he would have tucked the Star of David inside his shirt.