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Cadillac Forums: Just a tip if you own a parrot and are human
When doing things with a chick that parents wouldnt exactly like, i wont say what, but make sure to cover up the damn thing
(chicks basement)
Me : Shit, your moms home
Her: Act normal, like we were watching TV or somethin
Her Mom: Hey, what were you guys doing
Me and her: Watching TV
Parrot: LIAR LIAR
I wont continue this but this totally sucks and made a awkward situation.
Many years ago at the University of Alaska the dorm Mother of the girls dorm, Mrs. McGee, had a parrot. The dorm Mother was a narrow mineded old gal and harrassed the couples saying goodby to each other on the front steps. Somebody took offense, strangled the parrot, tied some twine on his feet, and swung it up to where the twine got tangled in the telephone wires stretched in front of the dorm. The parrot hung there slowly decaying and dropping parts and feathers to the ground. The old gal became more and more distraught and finally called the fire department to ask if they could get it down for her. One of the fireman dropped by with a high powered hunting rifle and with one shot blew the parrot to pieces. He said, "There you go", and walked away.
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