Jesda is not a friend to furry creatures.

[dkozloski]

Grizzly bears poking through your garbage are a common problem around here with reports every week. Packs of wolves eat your chained out puppy dogs and moose clean out your vegetable garden. Ain't it great to live near nature.

[Jesda]

I have to give the raccoon kudos for neatness. He left a small hole where he took his pizza. Nothing sprawled out on the yard or anything.

[I~LUV~Caddys8792]

Maybe that raccoon was a firm believer in feng shui.

[dkozloski]

Years ago there was an article in Reader's Digest by a guy that lived near a park in Cleveland, Ohio. Somehow he wound up feeding dozens of racoons every day. They even organized themselves and would line up in the same order at the same time to pass by a window where he'd hand each one a slice of day old bread. One day he didn't get the bread and wound up cooking pancakes for them instead into the wee hours. The guy liked classical music. One day he put on a particular piece by Beethoven. The biggest racoon of all opened his screen door, walked into his living room, and stood in the center between his stereo speakers until it was finished and then left. The racoon didn't like anything else he played but when he put that one piece on, here would come the same racoon to stand in the same place to listen.

[EcSTSatic]

One of the squirrels in our backyard trees will come and eat from my hand. They sure have sharp claws. I'd hate for him to go berserk on my arm!

[dkozloski]

The squirrels around here are overrun with lice. Do you have crotch crickets?

[Playdrv4me]

Originally Posted by dkozloski

Ain't it great to live near nature.

ROCK ME GENTLY!

[EcSTSatic]

Originally Posted by dkozloski

The squirrels around here are overrun with lice. Do you have crotch crickets?

Yeah, sure

[dkozloski]

Originally Posted by EcSTSatic

Yeah, sure

I suspected as much.