The Cops Were Just Across The Street

[pabstcadillac]

Yeah so the cops were just across the street. Apparently their house was egged last nite & a window was busted. This is a big "To do" in cul-de-sac living. Anyways one of my great neighbors volunteered the info that I usually go out in the evenings & come home around bar close. (Nice of her to mention, I know.) So they asked me if I had seen anything or noticed anything before I got in last nite. Well when I told them "I know who it was" it was priceless when the officer bit & asked "Who?" to which I replied "Teenagers!". One neighbor laughed & the rest seemed a little disappointed. Oh well, I guess that's what you get when they won't even wave to you on your way to work in the morning.

[Rolex]

Dude.....you're "that" neighbor.

[Kev]

The house next door was tp'd last week. Some one did a great job at it too. I was going to ask to borrow some toilet paper but the timing didn't work out, darn it!

[pabstcadillac]

Originally Posted by Rolex

Dude.....you're "that" neighbor.

Yep, pretty much sums it up.

[derrty_deville]

We can vouch for ya. We know you'd only piss on their door handles.

[Benzilla]

lol, I had the FBI across the street with rifles and the other neighbors just kept watering the lawn. Kinda ghetto around here I guess...

[pabstcadillac]

Originally Posted by derrty_deville

We can vouch for ya. We know you'd only piss on their door handles.

That works better in the winter because it freezes. I guess to some degree I'm even disappointed in the "Teenagers" that did this. C'mon people get somewhat original. We live in AZ, I wonder what a used condom on the windshield would do? I bet that would be a beeotch to clean up because it would probably melt onto it.

[derrty_deville]

You'll have to catch them and teach them some new things. Then have them get back at the neighbor that ratted you out.