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The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed, 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit!" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and hiccupped".
Girls night out - 
smooooth!
