View Full Version : Who Wants To Laugh???


The Black Dahlia
01-31-07, 01:25 PM
As we all know, we all have different Modding tastes... but I literally stumbles across this in my service departmnt today and had to share it with all of you:


as you can see, he painted the Orange fogs black, Kudos (looks alright)..

THEN, a caddy script AND the OLD cadillac logo in GOLD?!?! (Who knows..)

AND THEN!!! A POSER "V" LOGO!!!! This guy sits in our service waiting room, staring down everyone as if he owns their souls... Such a pitty to have a douche like this driving "blindly-modded" luxury sedan...

"To each their own"... right?

Rey Rey 650
01-31-07, 01:32 PM
Dude is seriously trippin....

Acqua7
01-31-07, 01:33 PM
you shoulda asked him to pop the hood hahaha

urbanski
01-31-07, 01:34 PM
i thought 250 was in canadia

RobertCTS
01-31-07, 01:34 PM
Friggin' ultimate POSER!! Hate his wheels too..suitable for a PU Truck!:mad2:

Rey Rey 650
01-31-07, 01:35 PM
He moved to CA urb :histeric: He still posts on here?

LUVMY04V
01-31-07, 01:44 PM
what a loser that actually makes me angry:rant2:

iEarnedit
01-31-07, 01:54 PM
I would have thrown him though the service managers door, right after I spray painted his car to read Fergalicious.....:want:

Adam
01-31-07, 01:54 PM
wow, that is gay. haha, should have pissed him off and drove a STS V next to it, get out and look down at it and act like a dick going into the waiting room complaining of having to park next to it. haha, that would have ego checked him good.

The Black Dahlia
01-31-07, 02:46 PM
HAHA!! Thats What I like to hear !! ^^^^

I def should have drove my dads STS-V to work today... DAMMIT!!

Yep This Guys a kook. I mean, does he really think nobody notices?

Anyone else run across any ultimate poser mobiles?

urbanski
01-31-07, 02:49 PM
Anyone else run across any ultimate poser mobiles?

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/cadillac-cts-v-series-forum/97244-2-dudes-jacked-my-embz-i.html

thefred
01-31-07, 03:43 PM
http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/cadillac-cts-v-series-forum/97244-2-dudes-jacked-my-embz-i.html
:yeah: :word:

FlyFlip420
01-31-07, 03:49 PM
Dont even bother reading that thread, I feel dumber for even trying ;)

RunningOnEMT
01-31-07, 04:00 PM
what are you talking about man ... that was some classic sluething and V-forum harassment!!!

urbanski
01-31-07, 04:02 PM
and it put my V gang back on top of the "meanie" scale....you CTS guys gonna take that?

RunningOnEMT
01-31-07, 04:05 PM
:want: and it put my V gang back on top of the "meanie" scale....you CTS guys gonna take that?

:want: :want: :want: :want: :want: :want:

:halo:

i think thats a formal urby challenge to those whose motors are TINY!!!!!!!!!

xocomaox
01-31-07, 04:10 PM
Doesn't look that bad. Black painted fogs are kinda unprofessional looking.

V Badge? Should this concern me? I didn't think so..

nickc50310
01-31-07, 04:31 PM
and it put my V gang back on top of the "meanie" scale....you CTS guys gonna take that?


Hell no!! THAT IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE TO ME! Once someone gives me a reason to rip them apart, I WILL and reclaim our title!!


:want:

:want: :want: :want: :want: :want: :want:

:halo:

i think thats a formal urby challenge to those whose motors are TINY!!!!!!!!!

Dont call my motor tiny you bastard! Ill smack you across the forehead with my mo.. oh wait, my motor! OOPS!! :thepan:

Hey, maybe some of us like a challenge and something unique huh?? Maybe we dont want to be spoiled little bitches by having a motor that is used in like a zillion other cars! We have to work for our mods and rise to the challenge because we are the BETTER MEN! Must be rough to have about every possible mod already out for your car! We have to think of new things, research them and then push companies to make them. Whatd you have to do, make a call to have a tune done and then, wham bam you got 40 more hp???!! or........

Maybe we just couldnt afford the V!! (i could the v but not 350/month insurance)

HEHEHE. All that is said with much love for ya, IGOTMEAV. Just trying to reclaim our title back ya know! HEHEHEHE


Doesn't look that bad. Black painted fogs are kinda unprofessional looking.

V Badge? Should this concern me? I didn't think so..

Posing as a V is pathetic. Gah, I would have been going crazy to hold back from sayin something to him! Im proud of my 3.6!! With a few mods doesnt the 3.6 make more power per litre than the LS6?? Eat that V beotches!!! HEHEHE

-All in good fun guys dont be offended!

RunningOnEMT
01-31-07, 04:34 PM
Hell no!! THAT IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE TO ME! Once someone gives me a reason to rip them apart, I WILL and reclaim our title!!




Dont call my motor tiny you bastard! Ill smack you across the forehead with my mo.. oh wait, my motor! OOPS!! :thepan:

Hey, maybe some of us like a challenge and something unique huh?? Maybe we dont want to be spoiled little bitches by having a motor that is used in like a zillion other cars! We have to work for our mods and rise to the challenge because we are the BETTER MEN! Must be rough to have about every possible mod already out for your car! We have to think of new things, research them and then push companies to make them. Whatd you have to do, make a call to have a tune done and then, wham bam you got 40 more hp???!! or........

Maybe we just couldnt afford the V!! (i could the v but not 350/month insurance)

HEHEHE. All that is said with much love for ya, IGOTMEAV. Just trying to reclaim our title back ya know! HEHEHEHE




Posing as a V is pathetic. Gah, I would have been going crazy to hold back from sayin something to him! Im proud of my 3.6!! With a few mods doesnt the 3.6 make more power per litre than the LS6?? Eat that V beotches!!! HEHEHE

-All in good fun guys dont be offended!

thats like the people that buy hondas and put on fartcans thinking they are the king shit

just man up and buy something with a REAL motor... don't even start with MPG arguments or horsepower per liter

your lugnuts require more torque than your motor makes weenie!!!

:yawn:



bring it on VVT boy

jk man ... this could get fun

Rey Rey 650
01-31-07, 04:43 PM
and it put my V gang back on top of the "meanie" scale....you CTS guys gonna take that?

HAHA I heard that...A lot of those guys are *******s...

The Tony Show
01-31-07, 05:02 PM
jk man ... this could get fun

Or really ugly. I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole. I think the 3.6L CTS is an awesome car, and have nothing against people who drive them. It's the V posers that piss me off, (sort of like putting AMG badges on a C230), or the retards that ruin a great car with lambo doors and ridiculous, overweight wheels.

Whoops! Looks like I got involved after all. :duck:

nickc50310
01-31-07, 06:33 PM
thats like the people that buy hondas and put on fartcans thinking they are the king shit

just man up and buy something with a REAL motor... don't even start with MPG arguments or horsepower per liter

your lugnuts require more torque than your motor makes weenie!!!

:yawn:



bring it on VVT boy

jk man ... this could get fun


HEHEHE

The problem for alot of us with the V is that the insurance would bend us right over. I dont really feel like paying 350 bux a month to drive an overgrown vette ya know! If I wanted that sort of performance Id just go with the vette!

All you guys think youre sooooo cool with your engine that has been around for like a million years. You guys have it so easy, it disgusts me. I mean half of you dont even contribute anything because theres nothing left TO contribute. All you guys do is get on the forum, get your readily available (and easy) mods and then beat up on some kiddies (such as 250)!! Most of us CTS guys are too busy trying to push companies to give us some mods to spend our time abusing the little kiddies.

See, the problem I have with the V is that I dont want a manual. I mean cmon, how am I supposed to be getting road head if i have to shift?


HAAHAHA, all in good fun guys! I wont get angry I promise! Just a little smack talk!

Acqua7
01-31-07, 06:55 PM
HEHEHE

See, the problem I have with the V is that I dont want a manual. I mean cmon, how am I supposed to be getting road head if i have to shift?


HAAHAHA, all in good fun guys! I wont get angry I promise! Just a little smack talk!



very good point! chalk one up for the 3.6ers

urbanski
01-31-07, 07:01 PM
i want that poser to join here and start stuff....you guys could retake your crown

urbanski
01-31-07, 07:01 PM
*and ladies

dup's Cadi
01-31-07, 07:02 PM
Oh Crap, There's 250's Emblems!!!!

urbanski
01-31-07, 07:05 PM
good point, i should unban 250 so he can scream at this poser who stole his embz

RightTurn
01-31-07, 08:04 PM
*and ladies

Now that's more like it. :LittleB:

CIWS
01-31-07, 08:17 PM
The problem for alot of us with the V is that the insurance would bend us right over. I dont really feel like paying 350 bux a month to drive an overgrown vette ya know! If I wanted that sort of performance Id just go with the vette!

I went from a Nissan Murano to a V with a clean record and my insurance went up 20.00 a month. That's saying no to one visit from pizza hut per month. You can't afford that and you're driving a Cadillac ?


All you guys think youre sooooo cool with your engine that has been around for like a million years.

The same comment heard again and again, and it only demonstrates another person who has never actually driven the car. The V is more than an engine, it's handling and balance are completely different than the standard CTS. I've driven 2.8s and 3.6s as loaners for several days at a time and it's about a hell of alot more than just the difference in the engine.


See, the problem I have with the V is that I dont want a manual. I mean cmon, how am I supposed to be getting road head if i have to shift?

Not wanting to have to deal with a manual shift is certainly something some people do not want to deal with, especially in stop and go traffic. But what you really mean is you can't beat you meat and shift at the same time.




HAAHAHA, all in good fun guys! I wont get angry I promise! Just a little smack talk!

Yes :D

PauL IzzI
01-31-07, 08:18 PM
i guess i was not on the forum at the time of 250 but i went through his posts.... WOW THATS FUNNY!, anyways, I couldnt remember who had the 3.6 emblem on their cts because they had v bumpers, thats the way to go, how can you go about purchasing these? also anyone have any recommendations for swapping the gm badges on the sides of the car? i want to put V EMBLEMS THERE!!!! (that was a joke) i want to change it up instead of the gm logo any ideas?

chico
01-31-07, 08:23 PM
sorry guys i just dont get it, why everyone hates the V poser?? Half the ppl on this forum converted to the V grille and other V upgrades and that doesnt make you posers?

CIWS
01-31-07, 08:25 PM
sorry guys i just dont get it, why everyone hates the V poser?? Half the ppl on this forum converted to the V grille and other V upgrades and that doesnt make you posers?

The badging makes the difference, not the grills, bumpers, etc.

chico
01-31-07, 08:27 PM
The badging makes the difference, not the grills, bumpers, etc.

depends on how you look at it, V badge is a minor thing

CIWS
01-31-07, 08:36 PM
The V badge is what says it's a V.
"Depends upon how you look at it" works for anything. Is it incest if you bone your sister or just a convenient lay ? Depends upon how you look at it.

yourgmsolutions
01-31-07, 08:47 PM
Just currious. what if CTS guy will put V logo on his car upside down.
is he still consider a poser ?

CIWS
01-31-07, 08:48 PM
Probably means he drives an "A" :D

RightTurn
01-31-07, 08:50 PM
Just currious. what if CTS guy will put V logo on his car upside down.
is he still consider a poser ?

No. He would be a "dumbass." :Poke:

AHAHAHA!! :histeric: :histeric: :histeric:

yourgmsolutions
01-31-07, 09:01 PM
I have a confession to make
I made a few hybryd-Poser vehicles
base model Yukon, with escalade tail lights/ head lights/door handles/ roof rack/and Denali steering wheel and wood trim. and outside the door where Yukon letter are, I put V logos on them. Oh, almost forgot. Range Rover Sport side vents.

CIWS
01-31-07, 09:04 PM
The last time I checked Cadillac or anyone else has never created a V SUV. So it's kinda hard to be a poser of something that doesn't exist in the first place.

RunningOnEMT
01-31-07, 09:44 PM
HEHEHE

The problem for alot of us with the V is that the insurance would bend us right over. I dont really feel like paying 350 bux a month to drive an overgrown vette ya know! If I wanted that sort of performance Id just go with the vette!

All you guys think youre sooooo cool with your engine that has been around for like a million years. You guys have it so easy, it disgusts me. I mean half of you dont even contribute anything because theres nothing left TO contribute. All you guys do is get on the forum, get your readily available (and easy) mods and then beat up on some kiddies (such as 250)!! Most of us CTS guys are too busy trying to push companies to give us some mods to spend our time abusing the little kiddies.

See, the problem I have with the V is that I dont want a manual. I mean cmon, how am I supposed to be getting road head if i have to shift?


HAAHAHA, all in good fun guys! I wont get angry I promise! Just a little smack talk!

oh dear my young paduan do you have much to learn

its actually quite easy...here leme borow your girlfriend:hide:

jk


I think CWIS said it all man

nickc50310
01-31-07, 10:17 PM
ACK, Ive been raped by CIWS!! LOL!!!!

For a male under 30 insurance is outrageous. Youre older than 30 arent you C? My insurance would be through the roof on a V and I refuse to give those crooked bastards that much money!

Dude, I dont think I could even beat my meat while driving. I might have to try tommorrow to be sure!! LOL!! You dont even have to look for road head or remove a single hand from the wheel! BAZING!!

Its pretty easy to make a 3.6 handle as good if not better than a V, we all know that!

Also, I dont feel like replacing my differential every 10k miles! BAZING!!


Ok boys, Ill think of some more trash to talk after I eat my grilled chicken and asparagus. :vomit:


This is probably not a fight I can win. I will die trying though! If I dont win our title back here I will at a later date!

GG Guys!!

RunningOnEMT
01-31-07, 10:24 PM
I can put a 10,000 dollar suspension on a lawn tractor too, might even pull more g's than a v

doesn't mean it out classes it

its a whole package thing man, you don't see V guys putting 3.2 badges on our suited brutes. but TONS of wanna V posers trying to snatch up V emblems and faschia

who's leaving and who's following

and why you beating your meat man, can't pick up ay 'fly honiez' in th wanna-v?

Adam
01-31-07, 11:30 PM
i dont see anything wrong with putting CTS-V bumpers on a CTS. they are the same car, the only difference is the engine which is the only reason it gets the V badge. its the highest option in the CTS lineup, that is all a V series is. everything else is just a sportier looking fascia that makes it look a little nicer. and the "V" grille came out in 2002 by E&G way before the actual V series Cadillac came out.

RunningOnEMT
01-31-07, 11:31 PM
ok ... low's posting rights have been removed... so says I

QUIT MAKING SENSE!!!!!!

Adam
01-31-07, 11:56 PM
ok ... low's posting rights have been removed... so says I

QUIT MAKING SENSE!!!!!!

thats why i am here... to make sense. putting V skirts on is no different than putting STS-V fogs on. it just looks better. glad more sense could be made. :)

RunningOnEMT
01-31-07, 11:57 PM
alright ... low has officially extinguished the fun here

move along no humor to be had here

:down:

Adam
02-01-07, 12:00 AM
alright ... low has officially extinguished the fun here

move along no humor to be had here

:down:

:D what the hell? i do this :D all the time and now it says i have to have 4 characters... what the hell?

Adam
02-01-07, 12:02 AM
hey IgotmeaVA license... got pulled over today on my way back from class by THP. 112 in a 70. AND THE NO TICKET STREAK CONTINUES! oh, it was a friend of mine (again) that pulled me over. its great to have cop buddies.

RunningOnEMT
02-01-07, 12:03 AM
hey IgotmeaVA license... got pulled over today on my way back from class by THP. 112 in a 70. AND THE NO TICKET STREAK CONTINUES! oh, it was a friend of mine (again) that pulled me over. its great to have cop buddies.

how's it feel to be above the law... i hope you get kicked in the ass by a cop you don't know


ass...lol

i'm jealous

RunningOnEMT
02-01-07, 12:04 AM
:D what the hell? i do this :D all the time and now it says i have to have 4 characters... what the hell?

its karma...funsucker

:want:

Adam
02-01-07, 12:09 AM
how's it feel to be above the law... i hope you get kicked in the ass by a cop you don't know


ass...lol

i'm jealous

actually i have had my ass handed to me by two different cops. kicked my ass. should have sued the department but i didnt. like Henry Hill said, sometimes you just gotta take a beating.

oh and it feels great :yup: :cool2:

RunningOnEMT
02-01-07, 12:13 AM
actually i have had my ass handed to me by two different cops. kicked my ass.

oh and it feels great :yup: :cool2:


you're one wierd dude...dude... massochism...

sheesh... whatever floats your boat dude, if getting beat by cops gets your jollies off... lol:thumbsup:

jk man

Adam
02-01-07, 12:16 AM
LOL! ah yes... good ole qoute tampering. its fun isnt it? i got F once. yeah man cook some popcorn watch some cop porn...

RunningOnEMT
02-01-07, 12:23 AM
LOL! \ i make cop porn... its fun isnt it?



:cookoo: :canttalk:


:lildevil:

Adam
02-01-07, 12:24 AM
:rofl:

RunningOnEMT
02-01-07, 12:27 AM
:worship:---->igotmeav

:thumbsup:

Adam
02-01-07, 12:33 AM
gay

:suspense: :suspect:

CIWS
02-01-07, 07:26 AM
For a male under 30 insurance is outrageous. Youre older than 30 arent you C? My insurance would be through the roof on a V and I refuse to give those crooked bastards that much money!

It may vary from state to state. Here the magic age is 25 for males. Once you reach that the premium can drop almost 50%. I looked forward to that birthday more than I did 21.

Its pretty easy to make a 3.6 handle as good if not better than a V, we all know that!

Any car can be made to go faster and handle better, all it takes is time and money. Case in point would be the Volvette (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/9cd6869c-6501-4b46-b004-9884012931f3.htm)

Also, I dont feel like replacing my differential every 10k miles! BAZING!!

I'm at 23.5K and my diff doesn't even whine. Without knowing how each individual actually drives the car, it's really hard to get a true feel for the situation here. There's no doubt the diff is a weak point of the car, but it's also sold on other models of GM products and they apparently have issues with it as well, just not as prevalent. But then most folks who buy a V buy it drive as a performance vehicle, so it makes sense it sees more occurrences of it. However that's why I have a warranty and don't do anything to void it.

urbanski
02-01-07, 07:37 AM
Now that's more like it. :LittleB:

as soon as i submitted that first sentence, i felt the icy hands of death on my back...so i fixed it pronto. i dont know if you ladies can be meanies though :helpless:

2004CTS
02-01-07, 07:39 AM
To each their own, but I always find posers interesting. Those who don't know what a CTS-V is wouldn't know any better, and those that know what a CTS-V is would know it's not legit. So what's the real purpose? Makes no sense to me...:hmm:

RightTurn
02-01-07, 07:41 AM
To each their own, but I always find posers interesting. Those who don't know what a CTS-V is wouldn't know any better, and those that know what a CTS-V is would know it's not legit. So what's the real purpose? Makes no sense to me...:hmm:

It's like a fake designer handbag. People who own the real thing know the difference. Nobody else cares.

RightTurn
02-01-07, 07:42 AM
i dont know if you ladies can be meanies though :helpless:

This comment from a married man? ahaha


:pms: MUHAHAHAHA

thefred
02-01-07, 08:36 AM
hey IgotmeaVA license... got pulled over today on my way back from class by THP. 112 in a 70. AND THE NO TICKET STREAK CONTINUES! oh, it was a friend of mine (again) that pulled me over. its great to have cop buddies.
I think you get pulled over more than most of us go to the bathroom!

nickc50310
02-01-07, 08:36 AM
Urby's married eh?? We now require pictures of the wife Urby! COUGH EM UP!! :duck: :histeric: :sneaky: :hide:

chico
02-01-07, 08:49 AM
Urby's married eh?? We now require pictures of the wife Urby! COUGH EM UP!! :duck: :histeric: :sneaky: :hide:

:yeah: just out of curiosity
nick:highfive:

Rey Rey 650
02-01-07, 08:53 AM
:yeah: :postpics:

RightTurn
02-01-07, 10:23 AM
:food-snacking:

urbanski
02-01-07, 11:26 AM
Urby's married eh?? We now require pictures of the wife Urby! COUGH EM UP!! :duck: :histeric: :sneaky: :hide:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/2392_image-1.jpg

urbanski
02-01-07, 11:26 AM
:food-snacking:

et tu brute

Adam
02-01-07, 11:26 AM
I think you get pulled over more than most of us go to the bathroom!

1-2 times a week :D

RightTurn
02-01-07, 11:54 AM
et tu brute

:LittleB: :~fridge: :luvu: waffles



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