: Home Depot scam beware.....



svassh
12-22-06, 05:20 PM
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.



Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

trekster
12-22-06, 05:29 PM
LOL, I wouldn't mind that happening to me.
:anibs:
I wanted to use that.

NoSlackCadillac
12-22-06, 05:29 PM
I will certainly keep a sharp eye out for them.:eyebrow:

urbanski
12-22-06, 05:42 PM
:haha:

Robby2006
12-22-06, 07:01 PM
I was wondering why Home Depot was now selling wallets. :thumbsup:

CIWS
12-22-06, 07:07 PM
Any chick, no matter what she looks like, touches my V with some kind of spray without my permission and I'm going to spray her with some 00 magnum buckshot from my 12 guage.



http://ciws.net/smiles/flameit.gif

rand49er
12-22-06, 07:48 PM
I can understand that happening 8 or 9 times, but I'd have figured out the routine by the 10th. :duh:

CVP33
12-22-06, 09:45 PM
I posted this last year. It's the SAM's club scam. I love telling family members. 8 out of 10 get it, but the two that don't say "you gotta stop going to Sam's club!". LOL. :banghead:

TXSilverV
12-23-06, 09:03 AM
Hey I live in Highland Village as well. I guess I need to stop by Home Depot today! I will go buy some wallets first.
That was what I needed this morning! My Dad had a heart attack last night!
Thank You for Making me Smile today.

rand49er
12-23-06, 09:28 AM
... My Dad had a heart attack last night! ...For real?!! Geez, hope everything is okay ...

The Tony Show
12-23-06, 09:38 AM
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G--
12-23-06, 10:37 AM
Hey I live in Highland Village as well. I guess I need to stop by Home Depot today! I will go buy some wallets first.
That was what I needed this morning! My Dad had a heart attack last night!
Thank You for Making me Smile today.

Hey D!
Sorry to hear about your Dad, hope everything is ok.
Take care!
-G

DILLIGAF
12-23-06, 06:29 PM
Hey I live in Highland Village as well. I guess I need to stop by Home Depot today! I will go buy some wallets first.
That was what I needed this morning! My Dad had a heart attack last night!
Thank You for Making me Smile today.
Keep us posted D,hope he's ok dude.Randy

ctsvflorida
12-23-06, 06:49 PM
[quote=CIWS;913452]Any chick, no matter what she looks like, touches my V with some kind of spray without my permission and I'm going to spray her with some 00 magnum buckshot from my 12 guage.


I think you should take some pills to relax! Are you always this serious?

One question: Do you make LOVE to your V? :histeric:

austin
12-23-06, 09:16 PM
How about poor santa..... :xgrin: