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Kael
12-19-06, 11:29 AM
I was driving my friend around in my cts (yeah, a girl) well she was going gaga ove the car (i keep it clean)
and I tell her while slowing to a light after some ahem.. spirited driving

"... yeah this isn't your grandpa's cadillac"

we pull up next to a new DTS and she asks what it is, so I reply,

"oh that.. thats a DTS. that IS your grandpa's caddillac.." :)


just thought it was a little funny is all, carry on.

nickc50310
12-19-06, 11:39 AM
You stroke?







I Kid I kid!






But seriously...... LOL!

LUVMY04V
12-19-06, 11:43 AM
I was driving my friend around in my cts (yeah, a girl) well she was going gaga ove the car (i keep it clean)
and I tell her while slowing to a light after some ahem.. spirited driving

"... yeah this isn't your grandpa's cadillac"

we pull up next to a new DTS and she asks what it is, so I reply,

"oh that.. thats a DTS. that IS your grandpa's caddillac.." :)


just thought it was a little funny is all, carry on.Was there penetration later because of the cts?? :D that is why i have mine....for that very reason :yup:

nickc50310
12-19-06, 11:51 AM
Seriously- this car is a trim magnet! If I didnt have a girl I would be strokin left and right. I always have girls jockin my ride. Once you get them in this car its lights out!

LBRSUPRA1
12-19-06, 01:12 PM
Agreed, the girlies love caddy's and big cars. Makes you look like a drug dealer =)

nickc50310
12-19-06, 01:31 PM
Agreed, the girlies love caddy's and big cars. Makes you look like a drug dealer =)


Dealing drugs dont get you girls. I used to sell so much reef itd make you sick! I didnt get ANY girls back then!

Rey Rey 650
12-19-06, 01:48 PM
Dealing drugs dont get you girls. I used to sell so much reef itd make you sick! I didnt get ANY girls back then!

Sure it does..... I know of some heavy pushers around the area that are constantly making trips to Tijuana, Mexico.... there girls are hot! Then again, they say they only work in construction...Riiiight

RoyalFlush
12-19-06, 02:25 PM
lol u guys are funny. i got 4 close friends and a few acquantances(people i'm not close to but keep around to cop bud from) that pump. none of them get or have gotten girls from what they do and if they do, they look cracked out and want to do a "favors" since they have no money. One of my boys is somewhere where i hope he isnt made a girl. when we all hang out we get attention but it depends on us also. i could get a girl in my car, but if i was a fugly dude or someone who doesnt know how to say the correct things then shit... it'd be much harder to get that girl to work with me and i'd be a man who is happy with his car married to PALMela while that girl calls me to drive her to her mans house lol. the car dont make you look like a drug dealer it makes you a baller(it's a baller's car face it :thumbsup: ). and when girls think you are ballin then they act groupie like :worship: because they want to be around that. it's a perfect world. BTW kael you better have smashed that lol.

Rey Rey 650
12-19-06, 02:29 PM
lol u guys are funny. i got 4 close friends and 6 acquantances(people i'm not close to but keep around to cop bud from) that pump. none of them get or have gotten girls from what they do and if they do, they look cracked out and want to do a "favors" since they have no money. One of my friends is somewhere where i hope he isnt made a girl. when we all hang out we get attention but it depends on us also. i could get a girl in my car, but if i was a fugly dude or someone who doesnt know how to say the correct things then shit... it'd be much harder to get that girl to work with me and i'd be a man who is happy with his car married to PALMela while that girl calls me to drive her to her mans house lol. the car dont make you look like a drug dealer it makes you a baller(it's a baller's car face it :thumbsup: ). and when girls think you are ballin then they act groupie like :worship: because they want to be around that. it's a perfect world. BTW kael you better have smashed that lol.


Your right Royal....But im not talking about dudes selling dime sacks out there house...Grimey type of folks....LOL Not talking about you back in the days nick haha

RoyalFlush
12-19-06, 02:37 PM
Your right Royal....But im not talking about dudes selling dime sacks out there house...Grimey type of folks....LOL Not talking about you back in the days nick haha

LOL i know i feel you. my boy the one thats locked up he used to pump weight and dealin with the wrong people it landed him where he is now. when he was free i also would see him with some BAAADDD(for those who dont understand this means soo good looking you would want to do some caveman shit club them and take them back to your cave LOL) looking women but the secret was... either #1 they were call girls or #2 they were strippers he just came out of the strip club with that follow wherever the yae goes like toucan sam.

xocomaox
12-19-06, 03:13 PM
I don't think it's a good idea to bring girls like that around a car like this. Next thing you know, you'll have needle holes in the leather seats, white powder in every little crack on the dash, and candle wax all over your floor mats. You may even accidentally sit on a bent spoon left on the seat. Not good if you get pulled over for speeding.

urbanski
12-19-06, 03:29 PM
pics or :shens:

nickc50310
12-19-06, 03:38 PM
wtf does shens mean?

I wasnt pushin dimes but I also wasnt makin trips to tijuana! I was a tier down from the tiajuana guys. they brought it from mexico, I got it from them. Im not saying how much I was getting at a time.

Glad I got out of that life! Id probably be in jail for a very long time by now if I hadnt. Last time I sold was like 4 years ago. Last time I smoked was about 1 year, 5 months and 9 days ago! July 10th 2005. LOL!

urbanski
12-19-06, 03:39 PM
i dont believe kael was wtih a chick :p

RoyalFlush
12-19-06, 03:56 PM
i dont believe kael was wtih a chick :p


:histeric: damn kael dont let him say that!!! at least hit em with a back in the day yo-mama joke

Kael
12-19-06, 04:35 PM
hmm pics.. okay. no problem :)

urbanski
12-19-06, 04:55 PM
hmm pics.. okay. no problem :)

:gothimanic:

Kael
12-19-06, 05:11 PM
sooo.. work safe pics of just a girl in the car.. or shall i see what the powers of the caddi can do?
decisions decisions.


-K

RoyalFlush
12-19-06, 05:16 PM
sooo.. work safe pics of just a girl in the car.. or shall i see what the powers of the caddi can do?
decisions decisions.


-K


o cmon you dont need a reply to help you with that one

Rey Rey 650
12-19-06, 05:52 PM
sooo.. work safe pics of just a girl in the car.. or shall i see what the powers of the caddi can do?
decisions decisions.


-K

:postpics: :nanaparty::nanaparty: :nanaparty::nanaparty:

TagApl4
12-19-06, 06:13 PM
I will call bullshit iff I dont see pics soon!

RoyalFlush
12-19-06, 06:17 PM
damn people stop being animals ::woof:: ...excuse me that came out unexpectedly

Kael
12-20-06, 01:16 PM
alright, alright, i am working on it.