I met this girl from Florida online back in August when I was at school and we started talking a lot. She helped me through my breakup with my last gf and she seems like a really awesome person. We both like mostly the same things. Both play trumpet, soccer, run, waterski, etc., and she likes Adam Sandler:highfive: .

So here are some pics she sent me. And just a few days ago she told me she was coming up to Ohio to visit family in Canton which isnt very far from me, and her parents are gonna let her come up and spend three days or so with me. Should be fun. What do you guys think?

http://myspace-766.vo.llnwd.net/00422/66/70/422740766_l.jpg

http://myspace-064.vo.llnwd.net/01221/46/01/1221111064_l.jpg

http://c.wouldyouhitthis.com/member_files/2005/07/07/259658/pics/08087480011636972698727.jpg

http://c.wouldyouhitthis.com/member_files/2005/07/07/259658/pics/00259860011555709026694.jpg

Good work pimpin! Hope she works out for ya brother! Shes pretty damn hot! :highfive: :hi2u:

Pimpin', holy shit dude! Way to recover! Play your cards right my friend, play them right!

I approve! Make us proud. :domo:

Something about her tells me she's a good catch. Keep us updated. :)

Very pretty. I'm not into blonds though. Remember all we have to judge on here is looks and that's really only 10% of a relationship. Everything else has to fall into place, which from what you say you're off to a good start.

:drool: <--I think that sums it up pretty well.

she has that wholesome fun girl look....great smile...blonde!
you gotta make that happen. Could be something great!

dude
if you dont ask her to be your gurl
your a complete idiot...

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: I approve wholeheartedly...

TAKE HER! Looks like a winner, plus blondes are more fun! (no offense to the other ladies, I love you all!!) Be a gentlemen pimpin :D

Don't mess up; and,
play it right.
:cool2:

dude, is you mind broken!?!
why would you even have to ask?
i am just going to leave it at that.

hot damn!!!

i know looks are only 10% of the total package, so assuming the other 90% is shitty...

id hit it

I would totally put things in her.

Very impressive, pimpin'! As others have said, hard to judge on her personality and character, but in the beauty category alone--she's a knock-out! Hope it goes well for you.

JRau in central Iowa

:shens:

She's very pretty, but what do you care what we think?? HAHA. It's what YOU think that matters.

:2thumbs: Very cute!

What do you guys think of this girl.....

This is a joke, right???

:hitit: :nuffsaid:

:hitit2: And u better when she comes to visit. Nothing worse than a girl setting her self up to get laid, and then the guy turning into a puss. Best of luck to u!

She's coming to visit you Andrew. SHE'S COMING TO VISIT YOU!! She's never met you in person, yet she's coming with her family to Ohio and she's gonna visit you. She wants to get laid. Bigtime.


Oh by the way, she's hot.

:rofl: I have a feeling that if I put a blond wig on a broom stick most of you guys would react the same way. When I was in the drywall business my partner was the same way.

hot damn!!!

i know looks are only 10% of the total package, so assuming the other 90% is shitty...

id hit it

Actually code thats not true.....the wig doesn't have to be blonde.
Actually i am very picky when it comes to women....."I don't do dead people"

Actually i am very picky when it comes to women....."I don't do dead people"

What's wrong with dead people?

I actually prefer the girl not be blonde, I guess I've had the same experience with every blonde I've ever dated/messed around with. I've had my best luck with the dark haired girls and even better luck with the ones with unnatural hair colors. (Red, blue, green, etc.) Did anyone else notice the Star Wars poster above her bed?

she seems nice, is pretty, dont be a freaking pig and take your time.

go for it

Dope beat me to it. The first thing I noticed about her (AFTER her good looks of course) was that she had a Star Wars poster. That's bonus points right there. So she gets a :thumbsup: from me.

I'm with DopeStar. Every blond I've ever dated was a complete and udder lunatic.

LOL I figured.. :rofl: <<again

Actually code thats not true.....the wig doesn't have to be blonde.
Actually i am very picky when it comes to women....."I don't do dead people"

1st thing I noticed was the cross around her neck...means one thing...she F's like a wild banshee. Shell even put it in for you! 2 piece of advice: F her long and hard, cause thats why shes coming into town...not to see the sights, or whatever, just to romp your rod. 2: Only do anal if she allows it...uninvited anal is a ticket to a black eye, or worse, a mushed yambag.

F

yeah. what flo said.

I dont do this often but since I'm already in Florida I'm willing to help you out and take her for a test drive and report back to you with all my findings. Free of charge, of course. :devil:

Oh yeah, she's got nice legs too. Almost forgot to say that...

Goodluck buddy!

1st thing I noticed was the cross around her neck...means one thing...she F's like a wild banshee. Shell even put it in for you! 2 piece of advice: F her long and hard, cause thats why shes coming into town...not to see the sights, or whatever, just to romp your rod. 2: Only do anal if she allows it...uninvited anal is a ticket to a black eye, or worse, a mushed yambag.

F

:word:

Seems like you guys approve. Especially F:histeric:. I cant wait for her to come up here, and her dad said I should come down during spring break and they would take me parasailing, waterskiing, to disney, and let me stay at their house for free. :yup: Hopefully she is as nice as she seems online and on the phone. She's got the looks.

F, every time I see the last post you made in this thread, I cant help laughing. It's awesome.

Her dad letting you stay at her house for free?? Sounds like you're set.

When youre done with her, send her over to the Westside...Pinball and I can do a little DVDA for ya...and send ya the vid to prove it!


F

Sorry, used my alter ego on that last one....but I bet you knew that.


F

Nah, I never would have guessed. lol. Good thing she wont be here yet when we meet up at quaker steak. I might have to fight you off.

Hey F. :bouncy:

http://c.wouldyouhitthis.com/member_files/2005/07/07/259658/pics/03757440011551714239989.jpg

http://photos-424.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v39/20/26/60606576/n60606576_30326424_8402.jpg (http://kettering.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30326425&id=60606576)

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v39/20/26/60606576/n60606576_30340686_9142.jpg (http://kettering.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30326422&id=60606576)

Wear condoms :yup:

Wear condoms :yup:
:hmm:


:devil:

I know her from somewhere.... I think she was on one of the porn dvds I have around.... J/K

Good catch man, she into cars?

Hey I saw her in "Debbie Does Dall.....nevermind.

*looking into my crystal ball* "I see something very itchy in your future...."

lmao ShadowLvr and Chad. I'm not sure if she is into cars or not. But she said she wants to see all of mine when she comes up here. So its a good possibility. Always a plus.

hmm I wonder if she's on the pill hehe :devil: She wants to see the cars? Oh man she wants to get it on in or on them!

hmm I wonder if she's on the pill hehe :devil: She wants to see the cars? Oh man she wants to get it on in or on them!

Hahaha, you're terrible.:thepan: I'll have to find out.

With the size of the backseat in a Brougham, it would be a sin not to find out.

Hahaha, you're terrible.:thepan: I'll have to find out.

I know its easy to tease you about your potential fcuk buddy:bouncy:

Pimpin88,

Here's where I show my "old fashioned" side... I believe you should first get to know her as a person. Don't play the sex card right away. She will respect you more if you treat her as a person of worth, not as a sex object. Have some fun with her (w/o the sex part), learn her interests, aspirations, and dreams. I would bet your relationship with her will be deeper and longer lasting by takin' it easy. The physical part of a relationship is of course very enjoyable, but if a relationship is based primarily on that aspect, it is very, very shallow and will never last.

That being said, if all you are lookin' for is a weekend of sexual bliss and that's all she's after, well all I said above goes out the window........ However, if you are trying to establish a relationship with a lady, you should treat her like a lady first.

That's my opinion, however unpopular by today's standards. Best wishes whatever you choose.:highfive:

JRau in central Iowa

:yeah: thats really the way to go. Jason and I know a lot about each other, we know what makes each other happy and know what to do when we get in a fight. We know each others dreams and what we want in life. He wants a 69 yenko camaro RZ1 with cross ram engine and a 2002 dts in raven black with night vision, navigation, 17 inch dts razor rims . I'd like a house on the beach that I drew up plans for (I have a hobby for architecture), it pretty sweet actually haha with my own cadillac. By getting to know her you can find out what more you have in common (besides wanting to jump each other's bones hehe sorry had to throw it in there) and you never know what can happen. :)

I think I feel bad for the girl now because we have said quite a lot about her, him, and both of them.


And I agree with Florian...:D

And you sir, are a post whore!!

Nah, its all good.

If I (here in minnesota) can't hear your bedposts banging against the wall when she's over, there's something seriously wrong. ;)

I haven't gotten any in two weeks...... :crying:

^^ :wtf:

"Wait till you are married...it practically falls off" -my uncle (he is 30, married 6 years) :(

And you sir, are a post whore!!



Who me...thanks! :p

^^ :wtf:

"Wait till you are married...it practically falls off" -my uncle (he is 30, married 6 years) :(


:suspect: I'll make sure it doesnt. :sneaky:

^^^hehe practice makes perfect!

oh man i would SO tap that

^^^hehe practice makes perfect!

:hi2u:

oh man i would SO tap that

I really hope that wasnt toward me. :canttalk:

haha pimpin is getting hit on!
PS: URBY what is up with your shenanigans?!?!! Stupid bunchies!

haha pimpin is getting hit on!
PS: URBY what is up with your shenanigans?!?!! Stupid bunchies!

:shens:

:histeric: at Gurl's sig!

I think the girl on page 1 is cute, but I'll need to see some nude shots to make up my mind. ;)

I think the girl on page 1 is cute, but I'll need to see some nude shots to make up my mind. ;)


hmm, i dont know about letting you see them...:stirpot:


:bouncy:

DUDE! If she sent you nude picts she deffinately wants to JODD :D

What? There's nudes?

Pics or ban.

PICS OR BAN!

id throw her the cock

Ok...only read the first page of posts. (been gone a week and a half...and half drunk now...)

But crap almighty. I approve. She's rather good looking, kinda hot, looks to be a helluva lot of fun, has a picture of YODA on her wall, for craps sake!

The black and white, I'm particularily fond of... ... ...

What's wrong with dead people?

I actually prefer the girl not be blonde, I guess I've had the same experience with every blonde I've ever dated/messed around with. I've had my best luck with the dark haired girls and even better luck with the ones with unnatural hair colors. (Red, blue, green, etc.) Did anyone else notice the Star Wars poster above her bed?


Yes, yes I did, if you notice my prior comment. Back to reading all comments henceforth, or something.

That is all.

Ohhhhhh...ok...read the rest...and agree with purty much all of them...let her lead the way, but ya better have "fun" and ya better make it to where you can still stay at her dad's place. Hehehe...If he ALREADY likes you, you've got it MADE! Ha! :)

Good luck, dude. Keep us informed.

Crap///that's three...foiur in a row. Beer kicing in. St. Paulis girl now., I don't like it, but its like two years old. Mini bar's in you rbedreeom are great.

If you don't tap that I will be disappointed in you.

1st thing I noticed was the cross around her neck...means one thing...she F's like a wild banshee. Shell even put it in for you!

This is true, in many cases the cross is just like the lower back tattoo. :highfive:

Pimpin88,

Here's where I show my "old fashioned" side... I believe you should first get to know her as a person. Don't play the sex card right away. She will respect you more if you treat her as a person of worth, not as a sex object. Have some fun with her (w/o the sex part), learn her interests, aspirations, and dreams. I would bet your relationship with her will be deeper and longer lasting by takin' it easy. The physical part of a relationship is of course very enjoyable, but if a relationship is based primarily on that aspect, it is very, very shallow and will never last.

That being said, if all you are lookin' for is a weekend of sexual bliss and that's all she's after, well all I said above goes out the window........ However, if you are trying to establish a relationship with a lady, you should treat her like a lady first.

That's my opinion, however unpopular by today's standards. Best wishes whatever you choose.:highfive:

JRau in central Iowa

I call bullshit here. Why waste all that time just to find out youre not sexually compatable (i.e. she sucks in bed, wont take a load, etc). Seems like a lot of wasted energy. Nail her after about 3 dates, if she wont go for it, move on.


F

^^ Man you don't play around!

:bigD:

Haha for F: wham bam thank you ma'am

3 dates? If you haven't kissed after 3 dates things need to speed up a little bit, but sex has to come at least a few months, I mean, if sex was the only important thing, why even bother going on 3 dates to find out if you're getting it? A hooker will take care of you without any questions.

Seems like you guys approve. Especially F:histeric:. I cant wait for her to come up here, and her dad said I should come down during spring break and they would take me parasailing, waterskiing, to disney, and let me stay at their house for free. :yup: Hopefully she is as nice as she seems online and on the phone. She's got the looks.


Lemme know if you come down here bro! I'm not too far from disneyland..lol like a hour n a half...but yet I still have never been there in my life lol. well since you cant pass her on hahahah maybe get some tag team action goin on!!!!:stirpot: hahahahhaaha

shagalicious!!!!!:thumbsup:

3 dates? If you haven't kissed after 3 dates things need to speed up a little bit, but sex has to come at least a few months, I mean, if sex was the only important thing, why even bother going on 3 dates to find out if you're getting it? A hooker will take care of you without any questions.

You missed the point, he's not dating a hooker. If ya wanna blow a load, then sure go spend 50 bux and blow a load. The issue is life is too short to play the courting game. Get down to brass tacks, nail her early, if its an issue, then move on. If its great, put it aside for later, it wont be an uneasy topic at that point, youve already copulated it was good for both, now you can make it special. But to waste 3, 4, 5 or more months trying to get into her pants (and we all know that is what we men are after) is wasted time.....Honor her offer, then get on her and off her.


F

1 thing I learned from college that made more sense than anything else.

Quit putting pu$$y on a pedistool Honor women, respect all that jive, but the person not the act of copulation.
Because when it comes down to it girls want it and hate bullshitting as much as we do. Think about it when they bs with a guy they are "playing games" not just our words, but theirs also behind closed doors. When u dont press the issue, not stress but press, they think you are a sissy and will instinctively begin to try and manipulate u to find your true value, your actual motives. Later it evolves to "oh he likes just taking me out, going to the mall, spending endless nights on the phone, sitting giving commentary on movies" (side note: I own Casablanca ask me how it ends, no Fin clue, hopefuly won't eveer find out). Off top u have to let a girl know u r in it to win it and u dont need any more best friends cus your boys will get jealous.

The true art comes in when u are able to hide these motives to only bone and can still develop the relationship, not be manipulated, but still always score in less than a months time. If I have not gotten it within a month tops I hit the doors, tells me she is about something I am not, too committed to some wack job ideal prob that will just frustrate me.

^^ Excellent advice in the last two posts.

I am being very serious too.

The true art comes in when u are able to hide these motives to only bone and can still develop the relationship, not be manipulated, but still always score in less than a months time.

Good point Tag! :thumbsup:

The best way to naturally hide these motives without putting thought into it is always having a backup girl or 2 or 3..etc. Reason being that while you are with the girl, knowing you are focusing directly on her and that at the current moment she is your only option that has time put into it and hands on. You will be more uptight in this situation because your getting all boggled in the head just trying to hit it. By having a backup girl to go to next...it gives you an altered state of mind thinking to yourself its ok if she wants to take things slow.. the other girl might be quick with it. Go meet as many girls as possible to create the "comfort" zone.

Basically it all comes down to interacting with multiple women, gives the mind a little bit more freedom and lets you be you. Not a guy who is uptight thinking about trying to shag. It will save you the stress and aggrivation.

Keep attacking the romantic things as well.... the more romantic the more of the sensible side comes out of you that they love ;) Draws them even closer:sneaky:

I'd always thought the way to get a girl on your case is to get her drunk, **** her and disappear. My friend Evan did that to a girl. They were both drunk, and apparently, they both gave each other oral. He sobered up and decided he didn't want anything to do with her, tried to avoid her and she kept calling him nonstop.

Now obviously, he didn't want this girl around, but if he did want her around, he'd have the upper hand in the relationship! :thumbsup:

Pimpin'

I did some reseach on your girl here, and I found the bitter truth:

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1512/204986360afca6c31a1ym5.th.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=204986360afca6c31a1ym5.jpg)

Sorry, I know it hurts bro...:(

I'd always thought the way to get a girl on your case is to get her drunk, **** her and disappear. My friend Evan did that to a girl. They were both drunk, and apparently, they both gave each other oral. He sobered up and decided he didn't want anything to do with her, tried to avoid her and she kept calling him nonstop.

Now obviously, he didn't want this girl around, but if he did want her around, he'd have the upper hand in the relationship! :thumbsup:

I know I'd end up getting screwed if I ever did that. They'd say I raped them or something, not worth it.

Pimpin'

I did some reseach on your girl here, and I found the bitter truth:

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1512/204986360afca6c31a1ym5.th.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=204986360afca6c31a1ym5.jpg)

Sorry, I know it hurts bro...:(


Oh, ouch. That's terrible. I mean really :helpless:

I'd always thought the way to get a girl on your case is to get her drunk, **** her and disappear. My friend Evan did that to a girl. They were both drunk, and apparently, they both gave each other oral.

SO did any type of sores appear in his mouth??? Maybe scratchin his twigs & berries a little too much lately ;) hahahaha

No, I think the only negative affect he had was the sudden onset of annoying incoming calls.

The issue is life is too short to play the courting game. Get down to brass tacks, nail her early, if its an issue, then move on.
F

There's truth in your words. I've been with my wife for almost 13 years. We wasted NO time when we first got together. :cool2:

No, I think the only negative affect he had was the sudden onset of annoying incoming calls.

Yea, they are the worst...especially when ur out with another girl and this damn one wont stop calling!!!:mad:

There's truth in your words. I've been with my wife for almost 13 years. We wasted NO time when we first got together. :cool2:


I'll have to remember that. :thumbsup:

Hahaha nice Rolex!

Who said life is too short!!!?????
It is the longest act you'll ever engage in.....what could be longer?

What act...sex? Thats only a few minutes for me!



:histeric: :p

Hahaha I guess it depends on how fast you wanna do it.

So I finally met her last night. We went out to dinner at a little restaurant in my town and I'd have to say she is probably the most amazing girl I've ever met. It's too bad she lives a million miles away :crying:. I'll have to get a bunch of pictures of us with my new digital and upload them. She's soo tiny too. lol. I'm 5'10'' and she's 5'0 or 5'1''. Today I think we are going bowling, watching a movie, swimming, and who knows what else. It should be awesome though. :)

Thanks for the update, Pimpin88. Enjoy!

JRau in central Iowa

Keep us posted buddy!

Nice Pimp! Congrats for meeting up with her. She's 5'0"??? Haha I could say something mean if Jay doesn't say it first... but post the pictures when you get a chance! :D

So I finally met her last night. We went out to dinner at a little restaurant in my town and I'd have to say she is probably the most amazing girl I've ever met. It's too bad she lives a million miles away :crying:. I'll have to get a bunch of pictures of us with my new digital and upload them. She's soo tiny too. lol. I'm 5'10'' and she's 5'0 or 5'1''. Today I think we are going bowling, watching a movie, swimming, and who knows what else. It should be awesome though. :)

I'm sorry what else did you say...:p

Hope things work out for you man. Sounds like you really got along well with her. :thumbsup:

Ohhh she's petite!!!! ...----> My type..... Keep us Posted dude.. Uhhh maybe start a Cadillac SEX blog??? LOL

Today I think we are going bowling, watching a movie, swimming, and who knows what else. It should be awesome though. :)

Make sure to wear condoms. You never know what else has been sticking in those holes in the bowling balls. :D


;)

So I finally met her last night. We went out to dinner at a little restaurant in my town and I'd have to say she is probably the most amazing girl I've ever met. It's too bad she lives a million miles away :crying:. I'll have to get a bunch of pictures of us with my new digital and upload them. She's soo tiny too. lol. I'm 5'10'' and she's 5'0 or 5'1''. Today I think we are going bowling, watching a movie, swimming, and who knows what else. It should be awesome though. :)


Ah man I love short chicks! Give her a reverse cowgirl for me!

^^ Oh man, a little edgy there...

CIWS, ewwwww! :vomit:

Im 6'2" my high school sweetheart was 4'11"...we made a weird pair, but the humpin....oh, it was good. She is what we call a "spinner"


F

SO did any type of sores appear in his mouth??? Maybe scratchin his twigs & berries a little too much lately ;) hahahaha

I sincerely hope he's got more than just twigs and berries in happy valley!
:crowded: :duck:

Im 6'2" my high school sweetheart was 4'11"...we made a weird pair, but the humpin....oh, it was good. She is what we call a "spinner"


F

I always like to see couples where one is really tall and the other isn't. They seem to always be the happiest. I wonder why though...:p

Ah man I love short chicks! Give her a reverse cowgirl for me!

You know what they call short chicks? Standing Blow Jobs :D
Post the picts!

My camera is screwed up now, so I have to wait till she gets home so she can send me the pictures from her camera. They drove up here.

She left this morning and the last thing she told me was that she was going to move to ohio. lol. I wish, but I doubt that will happen. Her parents loved me so that was good, and once she got pretty comfortable with me she started showing her real self, and she's got a little wild side to her. Didnt do anything too terrible, but we had a ton of fun.

You know what they call short chicks? Standing Blow Jobs :D
Post the picts!

post pics of this

You know what they call short chicks? Standing Blow Jobs :D
Post the picts!

My goodness. Watch you language missy! :drool:

:lol:

Sowwie, I'll be a good girl :D