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Destroyer
12-10-06, 09:21 AM
This isn't funny but it kinda is. Has to be embarrassing to have it brought up though:

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.

The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.

And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.

'Not a problem'

Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country.

"Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom."

But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim.

"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.

"With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend."

Jesda
12-10-06, 11:01 AM
No Comment! No Comment!

jonnyd
12-10-06, 11:33 AM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA im tellin ya..the studies people do in this world :rofl:

Destroyer
12-10-06, 11:56 AM
So if a "Magnum" is the largest (dont know if it is anymore cause I dont use condoms) then India needs one called "Neon". There is money to be made here, I gotta make a call to my buddy thats into import/export to see if we have something here. :bonkers: There probably is a high demand for womens toys as well!.

Boombotz
12-10-06, 01:28 PM
Jesda you can always use these. They worked for me when I was in my single days. :p It is easier than asking the person at the drug store where they keep the smaller condoms. :bouncy:

90Brougham350
12-10-06, 01:40 PM
I agree, this isn't exactly funny, but "informationally amusing." You gotta wonder how the subject came up in the first place. Think two Indians were sitting in a bar, making conversation, and the topic came up?

dp102288
12-10-06, 10:48 PM
Don't people have better things to blow their money on?

90Brougham350
12-10-06, 11:18 PM
You mean in?

dp102288
12-11-06, 10:06 PM
^^ Oh that was just nasty! :vomit:

:p

Destroyer
12-11-06, 10:40 PM
Poor guys man. Theres gotta be something worse than being known publicly as a race of men that have small penises. I had a couple of rum and cokes but even if I was stone sober I doubt I could think of anything worse. Help out here guys!. :alchi:

dp102288
12-11-06, 10:44 PM
Yeah I think it is kinda bad because now everyone will think eactly what you said.