: Lego_Stoney is ALIVE!!!!!!! He lives! Pics **Updated***



urbanski
11-27-06, 06:31 PM
so ya

i took him to work for an autopsy. took an xray of him

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/xrayw.jpg


realized he didn't have a heart :rolleyes: or any organs for that matter.

so I did what doctors love to do, i shocked him with 300 Joules of pure power :urb:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/defibw.jpg


he jumps up, swears, smacks the xray tech...and runs off....

eldorado99
11-27-06, 06:36 PM
Well thats a relief... :D

CIWS
11-27-06, 06:48 PM
Haha, you better hold on to that X-Ray incase he develops any asbestos related illness later.

Florian
11-27-06, 06:49 PM
damn.....Im so happy. LS lives...what will he be passing on from SA?


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CadillacGurl
11-27-06, 07:07 PM
Woohoo! :woohoo: Let the fun begin again!

Krashed989
11-27-06, 07:08 PM
what will he be passing on from SA?



STD's I'd imagine...... :histeric:

urbanski
11-27-06, 07:17 PM
passing on? other than his bastard child, which i put on my Nav antenna?
A support the troops magnet from the Lackland AFB BX :)

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-27-06, 07:27 PM
Awesome!


I just thought of a crazy idea. Cadillacowners.com t-shirts that have lego stoney's pic on back giving a thumbs up in front of some Cadillac (59 Eldorado perhaps?)

gothicaleigh
11-27-06, 08:17 PM
Great idea except that he doesn't have thumbs. :p


Is that 4x4 on his shirt an Escalade?

codewize
11-27-06, 08:26 PM
He just wants to go on a cruise with me next Dec. Dec 2 2007 to be exact.

urbanski
11-27-06, 08:37 PM
Great idea except that he doesn't have thumbs. :p


Is that 4x4 on his shirt an Escalade?

probably is....at least we can imagine it is....looks more like some generic 4x4 :gothimanic:

DILLIGAF
11-27-06, 09:00 PM
Wheres the creativity in that pic URB?You should have laid him on your stomach and then took the pic,keeping your junk out of the pic of course.You could have been a lego stoney mule.Hope the next person that gets him has a geiger counter before they handle half life lego stoney.

urbanski
11-27-06, 09:05 PM
:(


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DILLIGAF
11-27-06, 09:07 PM
:(


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:hide:

urbanski
11-28-06, 07:17 AM
bump

CIWS
11-28-06, 07:50 AM
Wheres the creativity in that pic URB?You should have laid him on your stomach and then took the pic,keeping your junk out of the pic of course.

How about next time we convince him to get a pic of LegStone on the chest of a cute nurse... :yup:

urbanski
11-28-06, 08:33 AM
where is LS?
he's supposed to tell his story

RightTurn
11-28-06, 08:48 AM
Well dang. I guess I'll have to return that slinky black dress I bought for the wake. :alchi:

urbanski
11-28-06, 08:56 AM
Well dang. I guess I'll have to return that slinky black dress I bought for the wake. :alchi:

pics!

Elvis
11-28-06, 09:40 AM
On the x-ray it says "sex: O"

Does the "O" stand for "occasionally?"

dp102288
11-28-06, 10:08 AM
:woohoo: He is alive! Good thing too..I was fixin to go have a word or two with Urb! :fight:

















:hide: :D

CadillacGurl
11-28-06, 10:15 AM
On the x-ray it says "sex: O"

Does the "O" stand for "occasionally?"

I was gonna say orgasm :canttalk:

I say we have a smackdown session between Urby and DP I'll film!!!!

Kael
11-28-06, 01:51 PM
the next adventures of Stoney..
in a band maybe? :
http://static.flickr.com/42/106908531_fe226296ec_m.jpg

if he stayed dead I would have resurrected him in my mad scientist layer (garage) into super mecha mega doom stoney the third (with blaster and blender accessories)
http://paulasaur.us/rex/images/thunder-fury.jpg
maybe stoney just goes and does what he does best.. porn
http://content.crazyphotos.com/0322269.jpg

maybe even become a super hero!!
http://daredevil.dreamhost.com/art/figures/sculplegodd.jpghttp://daredevil.dreamhost.com/art/figures/sculplegomisc.jpg

okay, thats all I have for stoney today

CadillacGurl
11-28-06, 02:03 PM
Who's the 3rd super hero? Between Spider man and the punisher??

Kael
11-28-06, 03:25 PM
that would be iron man.

Elvis
11-28-06, 04:24 PM
_YS4cInTFvg

CIWS
11-28-06, 06:28 PM
Black Sabbath - Iron Man


Cool find / post Elvis. Haven't seen Ozzy with Sabbath in a while :)

urbanski
11-28-06, 06:56 PM
well I dunno where LS is, he said he'd post here....

so let me finish our story:thepan:


so he slaps the poor lady xray tech and runs out onto Lackland AFB....not a very wise choice given the current situation.

I catch up to him trying to hijack the A10-A
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/a10w.jpg

well that cannon sure could have done some damage.

So we wander over to the F15-A
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/f15w.jpg

and F16-C
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/f16w.jpg

then he spots this bad boy
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/sr2w.jpg
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/srw.jpg


well something happened to him just then....

urbanski
11-28-06, 06:59 PM
so he tells me....he says he's feeling something....deep, and patriotic...

heads to the parade ground where the 331st is marching
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/enlistw.jpg

and he ENLISTS!!!
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/DSC00774w.jpg
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/DSC00773w.jpg

right there! he hops onto the parade ground (much like Stoney has) and starts marching. Well I haven't seen him since. He may be in Iraq. No clue

CadillacGurl
11-28-06, 07:43 PM
Another cliff hanger... lol

Lego Stoney
11-28-06, 08:31 PM
Im here in yet another postal hub. Yet another Blackberry hijacking. Made a few calls , my fellow lego people have turned around now and are heading back to tampa. Tried getting in touch with stoney but he isnt responding to much, I think the bastard finally lost it.

I never really died , I faked my own death to make sure i dont get tagged for child support for doing that damn dirty barbie. What can i say i was desperate. No way in hell am i gonna let that bitch think im alive. I played dead for a day , but when Urby put them damned paddles on me and attempted to have them shock my ass i decided i beatter make a break for it. I was gonna grab that O-a10 fighter and blow that dirty barbie to bits, she gave me a nasty case of crabs. I figure me having crabs and her having to reaise that ugly concotion i produced with her is a fair deal. Its refeshing to see urby accepted my idea and shoved that antenna up the babys ass , thatll be a good life for little mongo. He will have no trouble finding his car now , in a field of ugly that little bastard will stand out.

Time to get back in the box , next stop the windy city , im excited , i know im gonna see a few dresses blown upwards becuse of that citys claim to fame....

Oh wait , is that a case of jack daniles i see over there....OOOOOOOH IT IS !!!!!

gotta go ...duty calls

CIWS
11-28-06, 08:37 PM
and F16-C
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/f16w.jpg



(cough) F-16B model (cough) ;)

CadillacGurl
11-28-06, 08:40 PM
Hahaha sweet LS will be in my area... only with Gary...

urbanski
11-28-06, 08:46 PM
hey uh , your old lady might miss her perioid , sorry about that ....

waffles

urbanski
11-28-06, 08:46 PM
(cough) F-16B model (cough) ;)

orly?

urbanski
11-28-06, 08:47 PM
Hahaha sweet LS will be in my area... only with Gary...

go meet him!

Stoneage_Caddy
11-28-06, 08:53 PM
waffles

lol , man the little shit is brutal isnt he ?

man im gettin all misty eyed here lookin at them parade grounds ...

CIWS
11-28-06, 08:56 PM
orly?

Note the canopy, that's a two seat training model.

CadillacGurl
11-28-06, 08:59 PM
go meet him!

Nah I'm in PA until Jan. 3rd, I'll wait out for my turn with LS

CIWS
11-28-06, 09:01 PM
Nah I'm in PA until Jan. 3rd, I'll wait out for my turn with LS


I'm not touchin that one :D

CadillacGurl
11-28-06, 09:14 PM
You pervert :p

Elvis
11-28-06, 11:29 PM
One of those pics looked like Lego Stoney was sportin' some wood. Was it the stealth that got him up?

Stoneage_Caddy
11-29-06, 12:05 AM
sr71s are one of the few man made objects that are sexyer then any woman ...

Choice between a night with Jodi and a wicked fast overflight of the playboy bunny house in the sr71 with the corona camera abord ...think ill take the sr ....

wait ....no a night with jody ....

wait , wicked thrust ...speed ....

Ok id have to do a overflight of the playboy bunny house , when all the girls are nude playing volleyball , followed by a even faster overflight of the old soviet union ....cold war style .....yeah thats it .....

CadillacGurl
11-29-06, 12:30 AM
Decisions decisions... land the sr71 on the playboy mansion property, kidnapp Jodi... well you can imagine the rest :D

dp102288
11-29-06, 10:58 AM
wait , wicked thrust ...speed ....

Plane or you?! :histeric:





Glad LS is okay and traveling again. Can't wait for more adventures!

Florian
11-29-06, 11:07 AM
an overflight of the mansion in the SR would net you less than .1 sec of viewing pleasure, and at the altitude it flys, youd see nothing but the curvature of the earth. Just dress up as a vibrator for the mansion halloween party and youll get to see ALL the girls up close and personal.


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CadillacGurl
11-29-06, 04:31 PM
Points!!!!!!!!!

CIWS
11-29-06, 05:44 PM
an overflight of the mansion in the SR would net you less than .1 sec of viewing pleasure, and at the altitude it flys, youd see nothing but the curvature of the earth.

F

Ahh but fly over at low altitude doing just below the speed of sound and he will sound exactly like this.. :D


http://www.ciws.info/sr71.mp3

DILLIGAF
11-29-06, 07:10 PM
OK,that's cool without a vid!

CIWS
11-29-06, 07:40 PM
That's on a CD I bought years ago with some different sound effects that were recorded with a multitrack digital recorder. The SR-71 was just one of the ones on there.

dp102288
11-30-06, 12:41 PM
Nice sound clip!


Dressing up as a vibrator...great idea!