: Lego_Stoney is DEAD!!!! *pics* 56K = buy a Caddy Hearse



urbanski
11-25-06, 02:37 PM
We had an awesome Thanksgiving!!! Fired up some beers and the forum. Banning spammers was especially fun for us :)
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/beer.jpg
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/beer2.jpg

We enjoyed a nice turkey dinner....all the fixins. LS played in my taters. He seemed neglected, like he'd never seen a nice turkey dinner before. I was cracking his tough shell....i thought
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/turkey.jpg


Then we crack open some cigars. They aren't Cubans (yes they are)
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/cigars.jpg


But then he hits the hard stuff again....swims in it
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/booze1.jpg


Wanders upstairs and surfs some porn. SuicideGirls was his favorite....
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/porn.jpg

Got to thinking....well this isnt SO bad. I mean...its porn. Who cares. He was still pretty cool to me.

Then IT happened.


http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/spots.jpg

urbanski
11-25-06, 02:39 PM
He spoted HER

1960 Barbie

So he introduces himself :rolleyes:
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/ohmy.jpg


then starts nailin her right on the BED!!
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/ohmy2.jpg

I leave


get beer


come back
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/video.jpg

urbanski
11-25-06, 02:40 PM
hes directing a DAMN PRON VID on my damn bed!!! Something beastfo....um well no not gonna link it here......well you know. I dont even know what Irish Beanie was doing....




Later on that day, after I had my nap....went upstairs...he whistles to me

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/preg.jpg



Oh shit the rabbit died!!!

urbanski
11-25-06, 02:41 PM
it got super freaky when Barbie demanded child support!!

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/gun.jpg

LS says F you.....and breaks out the screen in my upstiars window!

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/dontjump2.jpg

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/dontjump1.jpg

urbanski
11-25-06, 02:42 PM
and plummets to his DEATH

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/DEAD.jpg

urbanski
11-25-06, 02:46 PM
ONLY good news, is now I'm the proud Dad of.....this....

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/off.jpg

CadillacSTS42005
11-25-06, 02:48 PM
wow
i think these LS stories are getting weirder and weirder....
i think the writer is using LS as a way to express his inner self...
a gun toting, horn dog, alcoholic....

def just described your typical Texan... all a bunch of weirdos...

urbanski
11-25-06, 02:48 PM
RIP little soldier

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/rip.jpg

CadillacSTS42005
11-25-06, 02:55 PM
point in case officially proven...

CadillacGurl
11-25-06, 03:17 PM
ONLY good news, is now I'm the proud Dad of.....this....

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/off.jpg

Thats one freaky baby...

urbanski
11-25-06, 03:26 PM
freaky parents :rolleyes:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-25-06, 03:27 PM
I literally laughed out loud at that child support picture!

Stoneage_Caddy
11-25-06, 03:31 PM
well the lego people all gathered around to get the full story ...
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b102/stoneage_caddy/lego/DSC01982.jpg

Then they all piled in the caddys , there gonna caravan to texas , supposedly urby is doing the autopsy

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b102/stoneage_caddy/lego/DSC01984.jpg

unforetunatly it wasnt without incodent , 2 of them got in the STS and were going a little fast ....the dog got em ...
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b102/stoneage_caddy/lego/DSC01985.jpg

CadillacSTS42005
11-25-06, 03:34 PM
i want that STS lego lol

urbanski
11-25-06, 03:35 PM
oh dear lord Stoney :p

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-25-06, 03:48 PM
lol! you guys!

CIWS
11-25-06, 03:53 PM
Absinthe salute from Marine G.I. Joe, Farewell Stoney.



http://www.ciws.info/gijoe/gijoesalute.jpg

Krashed989
11-25-06, 03:58 PM
LOL That was funny! :histeric:




Watermarked versions have been sent by email. :thumbsup:

CadillacGurl
11-25-06, 03:59 PM
Hahaha only a dog would attack a caddy ful of legos! :histeric:

slk230mb
11-25-06, 05:34 PM
Rotflmfao

Florian
11-25-06, 05:51 PM
I think Im gonna cry....poor LS....so young, so plastic...
I hope theres life after death for the man with the red helmet....


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DILLIGAF
11-25-06, 06:01 PM
I always figured Lego Stoney would die from a STD not a suicide.

xxpinballxx
11-25-06, 06:10 PM
STD....Stupid Tramp Demands

CIWS
11-25-06, 06:23 PM
I always figured Lego Stoney would die from a STD not a suicide.


Either that or a hardend liver, ohh wait ....

Stoneage_Caddy
11-25-06, 06:24 PM
i still dont think he jimped becuse of that chick ....one of the pics shows he was watching the bucs game that day , and we lost pretty bad .....

codewize
11-25-06, 07:02 PM
I think there's a sequel to this ...

CadillacGurl
11-25-06, 07:50 PM
I deffinately sense a sequel also and it starts with Gary.

Rolex
11-25-06, 08:33 PM
I was gonna give you a solid B+ for the story at first. It had all the necessary elements: home cooked meal, food, internet pron, sex, & death. But you EARNED the A+ for throwing in the H&R 22 revolver. Nice. :thumbsup:

A+

Elvis
11-25-06, 08:58 PM
speechless...

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-25-06, 09:16 PM
This would be a good time for somebody to link in the music video for "November Rain"...

CadillacGurl
11-25-06, 09:48 PM
FtcCqYbT9qI

So sad to die... so young! :crying:

pimpin88
11-25-06, 09:59 PM
Only the good die young

CadillacGurl
11-25-06, 10:48 PM
Hey Urby when are we gonna get the autopsy report?

urbanski
11-26-06, 08:27 AM
Hey Urby when are we gonna get the autopsy report?

soon

dp102288
11-26-06, 01:00 PM
:crying:

The man...the legend...the Lego. Driven to suicide by a woman! What a shame. Could have done so many things with his life. I really wanted to meet him too. Had some adventures planned. :(

Ant to top it off, the people going to see LS got attacked by a crazed dog! :crying2:

xxpinballxx
11-26-06, 04:46 PM
I say the dog becomes a footstool and the barbie gets melted!

urbanski
11-26-06, 05:47 PM
he's in teh Pathology dept at work now

Stoneage_Caddy
11-26-06, 06:41 PM
lol .....

urbanski
11-26-06, 07:08 PM
i'm so damn lit now
mournign


with beer

lmsao

CIWS
11-26-06, 07:34 PM
I just came back from a PGR Ride Captains meeting, so I'll have to try and play catch up. :D

Florian
11-26-06, 08:49 PM
how about a festive wake?


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ChicagoCTS32
11-26-06, 09:55 PM
I'm a little disappointed in this... I was looking forward to more adventures. I figured someone would put up a website so we could see all the adventures of lego stoney travelling across the world. We have members in the UK, Germany, Australia, Canada, etc... Endless adventures he could partake in. Too bad you killed him off so early.

dp102288
11-27-06, 10:44 AM
So what was the offical cause of death...crazed woman? Stabbing by cactus?