Okay this is a thread from another site. Gets funny sometimes....
Just simply tell the previous posters secrets......I'm sure Florian will come up with some good ones...either bad or good.....

^^Makes unpopular threads :p

You mean PM them a secret? I know...stupid question but I am just making sure!

I was wondering the same thing.

Good I am not the only one haha. So then this thread shouldn't say much since these are secrets. I guess you just say PM sent? LOL

We'll have to wait for pinball to clarify.

Meanwhile, we can all tell secrets about pinball. He told me the other day that he stalks teenage boys.

I'm pretty sure that he meant to make up a fake secret of the poster above your post.


pimpin88 isn't really a pimp! :eek:

Krashed989 sells poisoned milk to school children!

Eldorado 99 is really a school child that always buys his milk from krashed

Stoneage Caddy has chicks all over him all the time. His stories of him having a shitty life were all lies! Damn that poon hog!

Stoney secretly loves Toyotas

Stoney secretly loves Toyotas

ohhhhhh , your so gonna die

^^ate paint chips as a child.

b has built a shrine in my honor

Stoney onced killed a man with a dull spoon....and then threw the poor sap in the trunk of his Deville and dumped him into the Florida swamps.

Umm lets see here.... SA is a 59 year old 455 lb man who cruises the internet looking for child pornography.

SA is a 59 year old 455 lb man who cruises the internet looking for child pornography.

Speaking of 59 year old, 455 lb men who search the internet for child porn...where did Sandy go:histeric::histeric:?

Chad is a sex-starved phycopath that is the illegimate child of Kim Jong Il:D.

Sex starved.... ya got me! Psychopath? Probably not. :)

Wow! this thread was dead at conception then somehow got jump started ll over again.
Since chad didnt exactly expose Speedy I will...
Speedy is aspiring to be a Vegas impersonator of Kim Jong Il.

xxPinballxx is Fred Maxwell!


(GASP!)

pinball loves to bodyslam midgets off the 3rd turnbuckle with the flying elbow...


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Florian has never had a date in his life, he is the real life 40 year old virgin. All that talk of ***** is really just his way of venting his sexual frustration. :sneaky:


God, I feel sinister!

I Luv Caddys wishes he was a competitor on dancing with the stars WITH Florian as his partner!

I Luv Caddys wishes he was a competitor on dancing with the stars WITH Florian as his partner!

kellidahorsegirl :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: is new.

Kelli thinks that her avatar is a horse...a bit of a sheltered life!

I Luv Caddys wishes he was a competitor on dancing with the stars WITH Florian as his partner!

Kellidahorsegirl is named that because her favorite hobby is doing donkey shows, but instead of a little donkey, she uses a horse, but not just any horse...a ****in' stallion!

Pinball wishes he too had a sheltered life where chickes laid eggs that magically turned into horses, so that he could have his own herd of friends

Kellidahorsegirl is named that because her favorite hobby is doing donkey shows, but instead of a little donkey, she uses a horse, but not just any horse...a ****in' stallion!

Hmmm looks like Caddy just let the cat outta the bag.....

how did I know boys would be oh so predictable and say something like that about my horses...thats never happened before :p

Jealousy does weird things to people...which leads me to another secret of Caddy's.....he wishes he had his own 'stallion'

Kelli only has four legged friends

jason is really banging Nikki's sister.... (time to go rub out some knuckle children :jerkit: )


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which leads me to another secret of Caddy's.....he wishes he had his own 'stallion'

You're right! I've always kinda wanted a Mustang, especially one with a big honkin V8! :bigroll:

Kelli only has four legged friends

Wait, that could be intrepreted two different ways.

1: All her friends have four legs.
2: She's only got four friends with legs.

Which one is it?!?!?! lol!

Florian IS Nikki's sister

Kelli campaigned hard for "bring your horse to work day" but the boss at the glue factory thought it wouldn't be wise.


Sorry...I already feel bad for that one.

yeah, might work, but I work from home, so my horses ARE at work and two were saved fromthe glue factory....you ass :p

gotta say this,,,,,,,pinball just told me he tried out for American Idol but didn't win

kelli voted for me 1,000,000 times but didnt help.

Pinball works for Peta.......I swear it.........watch out everyone

kelli likes being mounted from behind and having her "mane" tugged at.


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and?

ok....ummm, I got nothin.


F

Florian is acutally the love child of Janis Joplin and bigfoot ....

Florian is acutally the love child of Janis Joplin and bigfoot ....

Im called "Snatchsquatch" by the natives
I do sing "Me and Bigfoot McGee" sometimes, now I know why....
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Stoney got his name because his nads are as large as tombstones.


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Stoney actually won the Powerball in 2004 but keeps a low profile too keep away the moochers....

Florian Acutally has no DNA , which allows him to father as many kids as he wants without worry of maury povich outing him.

Slywun actually has contollin interest in the playboy corp

Lego Stoney actually owns real Stoney, and keeps him in a box under his bed, where he feeds him a bucket of fish heads once a week.

Eldorado 99 has no Eldorado. :gasp:

Chad got egg nog in my goat milk!

thats not egg nog

Stoney's life, right now, is as good as it's ever gonna be. :(



Too personal? I hope not. If it is though, I apologize.

(agrees)

luv is acutally a KGB spy , and the soviet union isnt dead

Stoney is hung like a baby


















8lbs 9 ozs and 24 inches long..


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(agrees)



Sorry Stoney. I should consider more thoroughly what I say. I didn't mean that in any bad way.

Sorry Stoney. I should consider more thoroughly what I say. I didn't mean that in any bad way.

i know it ...

Stoney, you're a good guy, ya don't deserve any of the shit you've been getting lately. Ya need a good girl and a good, steady job! But don't worry, it's coming soon!

lol ....duuude , you so got yourself worked up ....no worrys ....

Always happens.

Chad wants to bang somebody!!! And is more than willing TO GET IT ON!

Nicki hires other people to log into her account and post for her, 28.03 posts per day isn't humanly possible!

Oh believe me it is with all the time I have on my hands oh yeah...

Gary is trying to get some ass on the first date!!!

well i did a image search for "old fat guy" to show who gurl is really dateing ....thinking i could find some old shriner dude .....but uh .....i think ill be scarred for life for what i have seen ....talk about a joke backfireing ....definatly gonna need some sleepin pills now .....tho what i saw is gonna give me nightmares for life .....that shouldnt be legal .....

so ....

ETC gurl is really 21 single , even hotter then her pictures , and shes lookin for a man like me to hook her older sister up with

Stoneage Caddy is a Transexual, she paid $2,400 to have her pecker axed. Now she rides around in a Caddy!

"Priceless"

Koop was responsible for the Northridge earthquake in an attempt to lower property values so he could make a killing on resales.....

Leeb, signs on cadillac forums so he can mastturbate to peoples avitars

^ Stage name is Mandingo

Tags tattoo is actually a cover up...he really lost the weight at a richard simmons camp and was so moved he tattoo'd the guys face on his back.
http://www.tvdsb.on.ca/nmeadows/YearBook/01-02/gradwebpages/henderson/Richard%20Simmons.jpg

If pinball gets in one more altercation he will be in a "special" anger management class led by everyones favorite friend.

http://www.richkern.com/vb/Articles/Lions/barney.jpg

LOL! I would kill him.....tag like to tell people he was abducted by aliens and thats where the scars came from.

LOL, actually "I served in IRAQ I was a P.O.W. for 3 months. You should have seen the horrendus things they did to me, :suspect: what you dont believe me, look at these scars! :jawdrop: *Voice softens* Its just so unfair that I was there and they treated me as they did and now i come back here I am not reviered as a hero or anything, and i have inconsiderate people like u chastising and challanging me." Girls eat it up b/c they are suckers, then I get the poon! Or I have a heart and tell them the truth 15 min later when they are whispering to their girlfriends in the corner.

LOL! I have many stories about my back scar too.....never really let them continue believing it though.

I think I let it go with a girl who was a friend of a friend for like a day is the longest. When she called the next day and she was like r u feeling okay I knew it as time to drop it. I was too drunk @ the party to tell her the truth and it was too funny how taken back she was. I use it to start convos, but never been the sole reason for me to get ass.

lol.....the truth with what we've been thrugh is enough to get ass...plus from where we were...you over 3 bills and me flat-lined twice. I think we look pretty damn good ....not in a gay way
lucky to be healthy....I think girls dig that to a certain extent. You know the the whole over coming a huge life challenge.

4 sure, and I am super health conscious, so girls know I wont be that guy in 20 years with a beer belly below his shirt. Having the gastric bypass is funny on dates though. I eat less than women (doesnt say alot cus I know girls that could have put me under the table in my prime), but as i stop 1/3 of the way into my meal they get uncomfortable a bit and feel like they are pigs. Has made me a better conversationalist (dont know if its a word) at dinner though so it works in all aspects. I recomend it for anyone who needs to shed some lbs, or needs some more poon <--- such a fun word.

Yeah i lost 55 pounds in six months by eating half of all meals only water and wieght training. Curling 185 for ten on a straight bar at my best. Now its all gone down a bit no time to train. I need to start making time though.

^Pinball is really a midget with good photoshop skills

Is not really from the Bay, doesn't go dumb, and is too big of a sissy to Ghost ride whips.

thinks hyphy is a cute little abbreviation for a hyphen.

^ Wishes he was from the Bay..... Castro, San Francisco

^Runs drugs from Humbolt

^not really black...He's actually a white guy savanah

thats the truth rey rey...no secret there...B lives there! LOL!

hahaha Wheres B at? Ne ways..... ^ Has over 5,000 pinballs from all over the world

known in his town as buster brown

^known as doo doo brown

HAHAHA! Prime suspect in the Double Rock Killings.....

^now has something to masterbate too http://www.pinballs.com/

Tell you right now Rey Rey if I could get an 83 Earthshaker I would rub one out right in the store lobby! hard to get and expensive as hell.....

hahaha ^Waited in line for 4 days for a PS3


V Loves spending his days off of work on Cadillacowners.com

gonna pay me 4 times what a PS3 is worth to compensate for me waiting in line.

^Pinball is really a midget with good photoshop skills

Remember Tim Conway's character Dorf the midget? Pinball has a similar look don't you think?
http://usera.imagecave.com/BobsWork/dorf-pinball-2.jpg

HAHAHAHA! Thats funny.....loved tim conway dorf on golf movies.
Points Robert and now everyone knows what I really look like!

HAHAHAHA! Thats funny.....loved tim conway dorf on golf movies.
Points Robert and now everyone knows what I really look like!

That's the downside of being short PinBall, you view of women is different than ours..but that can be a good thing. Just blow hard before you kiss.

^ has been violated by his own light sabre. Repeatedly!

^pinball was there to join in on the action

^ missed the festivities playing with his due to getting his wooky caught in a vaccuum.

^PM's Sal Everyday asking to be a moderator

^ MEANS?:confused:

^ rey rey PM's Danielle everyday and no one knows why....not even SAL!
Uh Oh......

^ His part time job
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f169/goonzo/vader.jpg

^ rey rey PM's Danielle everyday and no one knows why....not even SAL!
Uh Oh......
hahaha

hopes no one finds out thats rey rey in the background in the red hat!

^ Likes to wear pink..Could be the guy next to the red hat in the PINK shirt

jealous he cant pull off the pink.....take that however you want to......LOL!

^Me thinks you dudes are twisted v< >:cookoo:

Is a post whore :p

Uhh, blackout is joking.




















Right?

Uhh, blackout is joking.




















Right?Uhhhh.............






























yeah. Hence the :p

Haha

^^ Has daily run-ins with the Telly Savalas Fan Club. Almost got a speeding ticket until he pulled out his lollypop for the officer.

That doesn't sound right... OH well. :)

^was the officer
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/4067/2smokey.jpg
sumbitch !!!!

^Was the officer's partner in the car who got the sloppy seconds,,,,Yah biotch

All of you are f**kin rithless! :p

^^ Where the f**k did this jacka** come from??

:rofl:

Has PM'd me every five minutes since I joined asking to borrow my horse......won't tell me why..........I'm becoming suspicious

dps logon actually stand for :
Double Penetration and the ammount of times it happend

$20 man whore! No charge for the horse though.

^^ Bahaha, wishes that the horse was free, or is he more into doing hogs. I cant quite tell

Stoneage-the last period he got some action...

Koop-"sleazy real estate agent"...what do you just do your job? :p

pimpin, can't tell the diff between horses and hogs because he keeps the lights off...

the smoke in his avatar is coming from his real caddy.

blames the carpel tunnel on trying to be the pin ball wizard ....

when it was Jenna Jamesons fault all along

seems to be like the other million people who assume my name refers to pinball machines.

Likes pink 'cause that's what mommy bought for him... :)

upset mommy never bought him anything

was born a poor black child....

upset mommy never bought him anything

Does not want any child in the US to have happiness

http://www.ciws.info/binchris.jpg
*can't take credit for this pic, but it is hilarious

that pic of Pin is a gem....Osama bin Pinball....


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$10 Man whore, but pays for Donkey action.

Does not want any child in the US to have happiness

http://www.ciws.info/binchris.jpg
*can't take credit for this pic, but it is hilarious
HAHAHAHA! Im frfeaking crying its so damn funny! I made it my screensaver...LOL! I love it Thanks florian I got to put that name on it so it reads Osama Bin Pinball.......I love it...thanks to whoever did that.....
LOL! POints all around! LOL!

^^ The pic...:histeric:

Damn that's too good. Doesn't even look overly fake.

Was upset when he learned that Farrah Fawcett was not made by Kohler or Delta... :)

^ Is a love child of Osama bin Pinball

Osama bin Pinball POINTS! :histeric:

^^ Is in love with CadillacETC1997's Elder :tisk:

^^ Will love his Geo better than any of his gf/future gfs/wife

Hah. At least my Geo doesnt leave me, get me pissed off, or let me down.:crybaby: (I'm a bit bitter right now) lol.


And I bought it for $250 and some lady is gonna buy it for $500 :bouncy:

^^ She's giving you $500 coz you included to give her a lapdance hehe

^^ Hell, for a lapdance I'd better get $1000!

^^ Sucks at lapdances :bouncy:

^^^ Takes frequent flights on Jets because she likes the vibrations of the engines in the seat .....

<<< thinks yall have had WAY to much to drink and are all brain dead...

<<< thinks yall have had WAY to much to drink and are all brain dead...


Aye !! and been watching Braveheart on Bravo channel :D

ive been watchin James Bond marathon on SPIKE!

DAMNIT ! I should have looked on SPIKE.

I've bee doing nothing besides sewing curtains and listening to a football game going on in the other room... I miss cable I wanna watch the James Bond marathon!!! :crying:

i gottem all on DVD
yup i could be watchin them without commercials
but for some reason ive always preferred watchin sumin on tv idk why...

Same here... sadly they are all at the other house *sigh*

This thread went way off topic LOL... alright back OT... ^^ Is really my secret lover. :eek:

LOL

^^ The car is the pimp, he's just the whore! :D

dp102288

Puts on a dress and sits in the passenger seat of his SLS, wishing...

^wants/ has a woman with a wide load as big as his 73 eldo vert

gurl is acutally etc1997 , poseing as a girl , and we have all been hitting on him ....
cue crying game music

^^ gets an interesting twinge in his shorts at the above posted comment.

^acutally worked in a sub for the navy , a magical device where 200 men go down , and 100 couples come up ....

^^ Has women chained in his basement

^^ Has women chained in his basement
^^ is in reality Batman.

^^ Likes to mount the Mounties

^^ Is holding ETC hostage in her basement, where she only goes for some bondage action.

Krashed989 is not just his name, 11 more crashes and he'll be at 1k!

^ 11 more for you and you'll be Double Penetrated 102,299 times

^^^ Both of those guys had to use calculators to work that advanced mathmatics.

^ Thought it was advanced

Lil' Rey Rey was so proud of his SAT score he put it in his handle

and so did tag.....

^^ sucks at pinball :p

sucks on pinballs......

^Uses himself to play pinball

Just dying to play pinball with me......
I was going to go another route but decided not to....

hahaha! ^No I'll pass, I like to stay away from terrorists Mr. Osama bin Pinball :p

^^ Is part of a secret terrorist plot to replace all pinballs in the country with plutonium and creates the world's first "Dirty Pinball"

Hey! I resemble that remark.....
Supplying the plutonium.....

hahaha! ^No I'll pass, I like to stay away from terrorists Mr. Osama bin Pinball :p
haven't you heard the famous line...
Once you go Osama you'll write home to yo momma!

^^My future baby daddy

^^ Gonna be one of the many mistresses of Osama Bin Pinball, I say 7 kids??

Actual photo of CadillacETC1997sgurl.

Yipe!

Hahahaha! Which one is koop??
http://www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/images/photos/cantina/cantina_denizens_2.jpg

^well we know you're the one with the butthead in the back

^^My future baby daddy
I like the sound of that...but I must practice.....come to my cave!

Hahahaha! Which one is koop??
http://www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/images/photos/cantina/cantina_denizens_2.jpg

OK who's the Mod doing the money business and changing my picture?!
Urby???

Had a 'blonde moment' and blamed it on the MODs....

^^Lives alone and sews his own clothes.

doesn't know what to do at the green arrow....

^^ "Can't go left!" (I love that show)

feels the need to explain the comments and reason they were made.

^Humor is so dry it needs explaining

needs humor explained to him....

^ Secretly yearns for satin undergarments.

tries to sell me satin undergarments....all the time!

^ and never refuses the offer

loves the anonymous satin gifts he recieves in the mail..I mean uh....hmmmm....
Did I say too much? I never know......

Now goes by "Lumpy" in the Witness Protection Program.

now goes by lumpy at the gym.

Pretends to have 3 friends named "Marty."

Now goes by "Lumpy" in the Witness Protection Program.

^^ Suffers from "Zoolanders Syndrome" and cannot turn to the left.



(sorry for the quote, but I'm taking two minutes for page loads)

Watches "Partridge Family" reruns in a darkened room.

has every episode of BJ and the Bear on DVD and watched them all....twice!

Owns underwear older than Rey Rey and is wearing them right now.

owns rey reys old underwaear...and is wearing them right now!

OK who's the Mod doing the money business and changing my picture?!
Urby???

sorry babe not me

don't hotlink....you could get a worse pic come up.

download pics to your PC, and reupload to imageshack.us

thats one of my pet-peeves

Urby...we're on a roll here.

Urby...we're on a roll here.

:gurl:

^^ likes breaking threads up by adding dramatic posts

Has his own theme song.

^^ One of Urby's estranged lovers

Was once told to get off the GGW bus....still is a bit offended.

J/K no offense think your GGW material all the way.....

J/K ETC1997 not hitting on her.....

whewwww. hope everyone is happy now?

Drives a Studebaker in real life.

in high school was voted most likely to drive an edsel.

Whats a GGW bus?? :(

GIRLS GONE WILD!!!!!
Gurl is actually in every espisode !!!

Ah makes sense... ^Stoney started that GGW cult they worships boobies

^ and she makes no sense

I'm blonde what do you expect? ^ Does not understand the mystical powers of blonde women

^one of the false idols stoney worships

^^ Did a write in for Ross Perot on the last Presidential election.

^followed Raplh Naders Advice and has never driven above the speed limit

^^ Is obviously smoking Crack

got caught licking it!

Wears *****Cat Pink toenail polish. :alchi:


URBY!! It won't allow me to say "kitty" cat!!! LMAO

^^ can't even figure out a Puzzy Kat :D

^^ LMAO!! Wants a "Twister" game for Christmas. :alchi:

^^oh man i cant even say it or i'll ban my self

last time he banned himself he got a ticket for indecent exposure.

^ I still owned you in posts lol

Secretly wants ta be 'Gansta-Moll'... finds Tommy-guns sexy!
:)

Leeb is a dumb name! :p :D

^ I Agree :)

Rey Rey 650, Leeb and dp102288 are secretly having a 3 way.

This is where the twister game comes in...:eek:

^^ Is Leeb's schitzophrenic other personality.

spent 10 minutes spelling schizophrenic and still spelled it wrong.

^^ has unresolved body fluid issues.

^^ Has sexual preformance issues... :rofl:

^^ wears "Speed Racer" pajamas.

^ Has a wooden leg with a kick stand

Leeb is a dumb name! :p :D

Oh, please... can't you come up w/ something better than that?

Like...
^^ has been 'intimate' with P. Hilton's dog Tinkerbell....

:rolleyes:

^^ Has sexual preformance issues... :rofl:

^^ at 18, is still learning what 'sexual performance' means... :)

^^ "Man you have to take Viagra just to piss!"-quoted from a drunken friend during a fight with another guy


:rofl:

once worked on a french Disney cruisline as minnie mouse

^ Works at Chucky Cheese as Chucky the mouse

dresses like chucky cheese cause he thinks its cool.

Goes to Chuckies to pick up girls.....

picked up a girl named chuckie

^^ Once had a date with the bride of Chucky... :eek:

^^ use to be a girl named chuckie

uses the powerglove in the bedroom.....

^^ uses the DualShock in the bedroom

uses the eye toy in the bedroom......

^^ studies tic-tac-toe strategy.

digging a hole to china in his backyard...just to prove its possible

^^ not "his" backyard. "HER" backyard, TYVM.

^^ you again...what a post whore!

^^ loves it when the mechanic "cranks" his engine