: Craigslist funnies



Jesda
11-19-06, 10:11 PM
Nissan Sentra promising to go 35 MPH!!! - http://stlouis.craigslist.org/car/233821247.html
Yeah, maybe 35mph downhill.
[I'm a former Sentra owner.]


This Acura Integra is hiding in the bushes, waiting to shoot JFK:
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/car/237267273.html

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-19-06, 10:45 PM
LOL! I saw an ad the other day on CG saying a man would trade three cows from his farm for a PS3!


I've driven my brothers '96 Sentra with the same 1.6L, believe me, getting to 35 MPH is a chore in that!

dp102288
11-20-06, 09:25 AM
That Sentra is ass ugly! :rofl:

97DevilleBeige
11-20-06, 10:11 AM
I don't get it, he's saying MPG, not MPH

c5 rv
11-20-06, 11:27 AM
Bush on Acura pic strategically positioned to hide gaping hole (listed as dent) in passenger door.

Florian
11-20-06, 01:24 PM
I don't get it, he's saying MPG, not MPH

look at the title of the ad.

Jesda, Trout is no longer the sexy...Flounder is the new sexy! (its all about the eyes baby!)


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dp102288
11-20-06, 09:25 PM
Fish? I'd rather bang out with Foamy's owner (that girl).

Florian
11-20-06, 09:49 PM
Fish? I'd rather bang out with Foamy's owner (that girl).

Charmaine...not owner, just flatmate.


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97DevilleBeige
11-20-06, 10:05 PM
Ah, now I get it

davesdeville
11-20-06, 11:01 PM
1978 CHEVY 1 TON PARTING OUT
I GOT A 78 CHEVY DUALLY 1 TON 3 WEEKS AGO, AFTER 1 WEEK...ENGINE BLEW A ROD..BOUGHT A REBUILT 350, NICE EDALBROCK CARB, TORKER 2 MANIFOLD, CROME OIL PAN AND COVERS......CAUGHT ON FIRE THIS WEEK, REBUILT CARB AGAIN, STILL OVER HEATING.....SO I BEAT IT UP WITH A BASEBALL BAT....NO WINDOWS NOW.....PARTING IT OUT OR SELL IT WHOLE....CALL CHRIS 803-7311

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/pts/200217443.html (Expired.)

Wiseguy2
11-20-06, 11:26 PM
My favorite line in the ad for the $900 Sentra is how he needs money to buy a house. Right then, if $900 is keeping you from home ownership.. you have bigger problems than unloading a beater Sentra.

dp102288
11-21-06, 08:38 AM
:histeric: at people who beat up their cars. I witnessed a few of those in my life. The cars usually seems to win after dumb people punch the doors of glasses with their fists!

Good point about the $900 vs home ownership!

Charmaine, yeah she's hot in the recent movies. I wonder what i would look like in a cartoon...