: Hello Clevland



Lego Stoney
11-16-06, 05:01 PM
Hello my flesh covered followers; it is I Lego Stoney, the Lego man, the Legend.
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F was very good to me along with all the fine hospitality I received here in Ohio, Including the Ultra Fine women of WKYC, god I didn’t want to leave at all. I partied lock a rock star.


Well I got to Floirans house of shagging, and of coarse the first thing I needed was a good stiff drink. Unfortunately that dumb sonofabitch from Arbys was guarding that god damn liquor cabinet. Bastard wanted identification, and a reason for my liquor needs. I told his ass if he didn’t get out the way that id do something that made the hand that’s normally up his ass look great. He didn’t back down, so I had to kill him.
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Now that I have drink and food I’m feeling a lot friendlier, and decided to make myself at home and wait for florians fine woman to come home so I could put the moves on her. I kept my weapon handy just in case. Good thing because before I knew it this goofy lookin rat dog was after me, I put his ass down ol yeller style.
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I guess it happened to be Elmer Fudds retarded dog “precious”. Next thing I knew the old bald bastard was trying to sneak up on me, talking some shit about being berry quiet. I unloaded 60 rounds of full plastic jacket fury on him and proceeded on my way.
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One things for sure this place is heavily guarded, next thing I knew this huge fuzzball was after me. The bastard snuck up on me unarmed, I barely made it out of there with my bricks intact. With a quick rescue from my new friend the abominable snowbastard.
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By this time florian got home, and it was off to go look at a few scooters ….I got a whiff of race gas and had to go in for closer inspection.
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Next thing I knew this SUPER fine girl, some sort of weather goddess picks me up and takes off with me to WKYC news. She took me over and asked me to tell her how to more accurately predict the weather. I took the liberty of Installing and updating stoneys very own “ghetto Doppler 6000” , a new product in stoneys development section , the successor to the “Ghetto Doppler 2000” which debuted in late 01 (stoney isn’t good at picking names). Basically it takes all the big words out of the forecast and states things quite simply and when prepared for TV broadcast it takes special effort to show what’s important to the viewers , how good the weather girl looks.
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Well the weather goddess had to go freshen up before our date that night so I was left to walk around in search of a reporting crew I had read about in “play brick” some time ago. As luck would have it they were here reporting about some Barbie doll. I told them I can get them a beater story about her but they said something smug and I had to beat down the reporter with his own camera. I then slipped Barbie a couple roofies I found in Florians place and got to work on a REAL story.
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Just after I saw a Lego girl riding her bike, I tried like hell to catch her but she was too god damn fast and I guess heard what I did to Barbie. Oh well …
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Lego Stoney
11-16-06, 05:05 PM
Well it was now that I found one of the lead anchorwomen for WKYC, I told her I had a feeling I would be tired by the end of they day. She asked “why” I told her because I’m going to be running thru her mind from now on. She instantly fell for me and kept me close to her for awhile, I guess she just needed to have a real man with her for awhile.
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Her jealous man came by and I had to go, I had killed far too many things by this point and didn’t need the fuzz on my ass. Before I could get to the door this beautiful woman from the morning after show picked me up and proceeded to do things to me I could only dream of, man we had some wild times, I love you Eileen. She puts the Cleve in Cleveland
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After that I was flat spent, these women completely wore me out, I Called forian told him to bring the makers mark and the V, I needed to do some sight seeing….I bid farewell to all the beautiful women of WKYC and told Eileen I would be back some day to take her away from there and live in Lego paradise with her forever.

First stop was with F was the Rock and roll hall of fame; I had business to take care of peeing on Elton Johns stuff. Great place.
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Well I told F about me playing hide the Lego Submarine with Eileen and he took me to the real thing , a US Sub from decades ago , brings tears to a Lego mans eyes seeing the raw power of our nations military , also there were the birds of freedom from our nations finest.
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Then it was off to the Science center , they needed help figuring out there new wind generators , luckily I had just finished off some skyline chili and plenty of hot gasses for them to use during testing.
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We then went to the home of the Browns , Where I figured out why there not near as great as my beloved Tampa bay buccaneers , there stadium isn’t near as awesome, Get a real stadium Cleveland , then well see if you can stop Cadillac Williams.
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Also stopped by Jacobs field, nice place, they prolly play beater then Tampa though….
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Well its time to get back in the box , I'm headed for Urby , and the factory that produces what makes air superiority possible , Lackland AFB TX home of Airforce Basic Training.

Boombotz
11-16-06, 05:08 PM
She put it in here mouth. Thats more action StoneageCaddy has seen in years. j/k

urbanski
11-16-06, 05:19 PM
Win!!

urbanski
11-16-06, 05:20 PM
having lived there when we had the "real" Browns, and Cleveland Municipal Stadium, I must agree with L_S that they need a real stadium....:rolleyes:
new place if fluffy and frou-frou
old place you drank whiskey to stay alive in the winds coming off the lake in your $5 bleacher seat

ChicagoCTS32
11-16-06, 05:24 PM
That was AWESOME! Way to go F and Lego Stoney!

I was just at the R&RHOF a few weeks ago. Good times. F, nice catch on the weather girl. Sizzle...

Rey Rey 650
11-16-06, 05:35 PM
F you did a great job bro....That was some good stuff! Cant wait to take him around San Francisco

Blackout
11-16-06, 05:41 PM
That was some funny stuff!!

BCs71
11-16-06, 05:44 PM
Good read. Thanks for the humor.
Dig it.

Adam
11-16-06, 05:55 PM
that was great. i would kill to be lego Stoney!

gary88
11-16-06, 06:05 PM
Nice work F :thumbsup:

Stoneage_Caddy
11-16-06, 06:18 PM
She put it in here mouth. Thats more action then StoneageCaddy has seen in years. j/k

umm , lets try EVER .....arrg , damn lego gets more then me ....lol

Florian
11-16-06, 06:47 PM
LS and I had a blast...that little fooker gets more ass than a toilet seat. The weather goddess is Betsy Kling...a real hottie in person and if you look real close, you can see LS on the TV behind her. Barbara Gauthier is the anchor woman who took LS for a ride on her necklace, she was intrigued with LS and was gracious enough to let LS hang out on set for the whole show. Eileen is the morning show gal and a good friend...I lost LS for a few minutes...I dropped him on the floor, next thing I know...hes poppin out her top...little poon hound he is. I was gonna take him to Mallett Cars and Corsa, but he wanted booze, women and cigars. We did the whole Cleveland landmark tour, hitting the high points...what you didnt see was the trip to the Platinum horse and all the lapdances the little bastard ordered on my tab. I figured, hey, hes small, maybe a buck a song....my tab was over a grand!!!!! Bottles of Crystal and back room zipper rides cost me a fortune.....
I posted the number of his flight in one of the threads...LS is jetting comfortably in 1st class (again, on my tab) over to San Antonio for Urbys tour.

F

Stoneage_Caddy
11-16-06, 06:57 PM
LS said it took him a hour and a half to put his pics together and type his story ...

Krashed989
11-16-06, 07:10 PM
LS said it took him a hour and a half to put his pics together and type his story ...


Haha, it took me about that long to watermark all of the pics! lol

Great story to it! Hahaha

Cutter
11-16-06, 07:18 PM
excellent story... good reading... lucky lego Stoney, he is a lady killer

OffThaHorseCEO
11-16-06, 07:26 PM
Haha, it took me about that long to watermark all of the pics! lol

Great story to it! Hahaha


wat program are you using?

Krashed989
11-16-06, 07:28 PM
wat program are you using?

Adobe Photoshop CS :)

(Plus there were a bunch of pics that weren't used, probably because of quality... And I had to resize a bunch of them before watermarking...)

90Brougham350
11-16-06, 07:28 PM
Wow! Lego Stoney has really been having a great time. I've got a lot to live up to now when he comes to visit my fair town. She put him in her mouth, that's craziness! Does she know where he's been?

OffThaHorseCEO
11-16-06, 07:30 PM
Adobe Photoshop CS :)


why dont you use the batch feature?

it takes a few seconds to do the first pic, then it does all the rest in a minute or less depending on how many pics, it works really fast tho, very useful

Krashed989
11-16-06, 07:32 PM
Batch feature?... never heard of that.... But yeah, i would still have to resize a lot of pics beforehand I presume.

urbanski
11-16-06, 07:41 PM
hey horse
tell us how...since I have him next and have PShop CS....

OffThaHorseCEO
11-16-06, 07:42 PM
if you can email me your watermark i can more accurately show you

off tha horse at gmail dot com

no spaces

im bout to go home and shower so itll be about an hour before im available again, trust me,if youre gonna be doin all these pics this feature will come in veeeeery handy for you

Krashed989
11-16-06, 07:48 PM
I can actually send it to both you and Urby... After I get home from college that is... LOL....

Florian
11-16-06, 10:21 PM
LS said it took him a hour and a half to put his pics together and type his story ...

Sorry about all the fun we had....but the storyline was genius!


Haha, it took me about that long to watermark all of the pics! lol

Great story to it! Hahaha

Good Job, 989, again, sorry to overwhelm, but I wanted to make sure LS got his due here in Cleveland.


F

Florian
11-16-06, 10:22 PM
Batch feature.


I ran one of those off on Dannystangs back.


F

LittleB
11-16-06, 10:39 PM
That is SO awesome. Way to go guys!!! One question...how in the hell did you explain this to the those weather/news anchors?

Florian
11-16-06, 10:54 PM
That is SO awesome. Way to go guys!!! One question...how in the hell did you explain this to the those weather/news anchors?

They were all really cool about it. My gal is the health anchor there, so Im over there all the time...when I showed em LS, they were all for having their pix taken. Barbara was on the air when I took the shot (Betsy was doing weather when I snapped the pic) and when I took the weather shot w/Betsy Barbara was on the air...so LS was actually on set during a live TV broadcast. The station is full of really cool people and I even had him cooking wings with the midday show, but I couldnt snap any pix....there was a live audience and it wouldve been kinda weird.


F

LittleB
11-16-06, 11:00 PM
That is too cool! How did you talk her into putting it in her cleavage though? :lildevil: Or was it her idea?

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-16-06, 11:02 PM
Whoa, kick ass! How in the world did you get LS to see the anchor people from the local TV station?!

Florian
11-16-06, 11:02 PM
That is too cool! How did you talk her into putting it in her cleavage though? :lildevil: Or was it her idea?

she popped LS in her mouth then stuffed him down her shirt....Im kinda surprised she didnt sit on him.


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LittleB
11-16-06, 11:05 PM
AHAHAHHAHAHHAA! :histeric:

OffThaHorseCEO
11-16-06, 11:47 PM
ey im back im workin on a write up for batch watermarking

OffThaHorseCEO
11-17-06, 12:33 AM
i got it! hehe i gotta admit i was having a lil trouble, havent used it in a while

OffThaHorseCEO
11-17-06, 12:53 AM
ok so heres my write up for batch watever in adobe photoshop. for this particular write up we will resize and watermark.

the batch feature is available on photoshop 6 and up as far as i know, ive never used ps before version 6 so i cant speak on earlier versions, im using CS2 but it should be the same thing for all versions

first thing you should do is either create a new folder or new subfolder where you want your modified pics to go

name it and remember where it is

start up photoshop
open up your first pic BEFORE you start recording, dont do anything to it yet, just open it

next go to your actions window and create a new action, if you cant see your actions window go to window>actions and it should pop up

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/Offthahorseceo/photoshop/Untitled-1.jpg

after creating a new action name it and press record, from this point on everything you do in the photoshop window will be recorded, usually precisely, so if you resize a picture to 500x500 it will record "resize image, 500 by 500"

the reason we dont record until AFTER we opened our first image is because we dont want to record the file adress of the image, other wise itll just open the same image over and over and watermark it over and over so yea.

so photoshop is now recording, you should resize the image to watever size you plan on using.

next you should open the water mark "file>open" and navigate to your watermark and open it.
go to select>all and it should marquee the whole image
go to edit>copy and now you may close the original watermark image, do not save changes
go back to the picture you are watermarking and paste the image, i use ctrl+v,
you may move the pasted watermark to wherever you want but keep in mind, photoshop will put it in this exact location on every picture, so a corner would be best, you can also scale the watermark to watever size youd like
(krashed i tried yours and it wont work well cause of the multiple layers (psd file), i admit i didnt spend much time on it but i ended up just using a jpg image that didnt have layers)

ok so now youre done, you will choose file>save as> and save as watever format you plan on using, probably .jpg choose your quality and save it into the directory where all the others will be going. once you save hit the stop button on the actions window

ok so that was the time consuming part

next you go to file>automate>batch
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that window will pop up, you should by default see your action listed in the place where i have the drop box opened, but if not use the drop box and find it
next set the rest of your options like this
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use the first choose button to tell photoshop which pictures will be resized and watermarked, and the second choose button to tell photoshop where they will be saved

click ok and watch photoshop do all the work for you

if you have any questions ill be happy to answer them, if you need more pics of the procedure ill be happy to take em

Krashed989
11-17-06, 01:15 AM
Nice write-up! :thumbsup: Thanks!

I'll read it again tomorrow because I drank too much Kirkland brand Pinot Noir (A very good $14 wine btw) to follow along with it.. LOL

OffThaHorseCEO
11-17-06, 01:17 AM
hahaha, thanks

ok after i reread it i could have structured it better, but its actually really simple once you do it once

but once is all youll need haha, after that all you have to do is specify the source and target folders, unless you change watermarks

urbanski
11-17-06, 06:59 AM
thanks CEO
got the watermark K
:D

xxpinballxx
11-17-06, 10:21 AM
Well done F. Now im sure LS isnt going to want to go to the R&R hall of fame again. I'll have to take him to some of the not so touristy spots......
Maybe I'll roll him down to E.55 and cedar or some of the other nice places in cleveland!

Florian
11-17-06, 10:58 AM
Well done F. Now im sure LS isnt going to want to go to the R&R hall of fame again. I'll have to take him to some of the not so touristy spots......
Maybe I'll roll him down to E.55 and cedar or some of the other nice places in cleveland!

He can pimp on Kinsman....or take him down to W 6th to the yuppie joints....lots of poon for him to taste down there.


F

slk230mb
11-17-06, 11:36 AM
Nice work Florian!

Florian
11-17-06, 11:39 AM
thanks....and thank LS...it was his idea to see the sights.


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CadillacGurl
11-17-06, 11:57 AM
Awesome Story F! I love the pictures with the news women! :thumbsup:

Florian
11-17-06, 02:46 PM
any chance I get with hot news babes, I take it. They are all quite cool, and I am lucky that my gal allows me to be a goof-off at her place of work...


F

dp102288
11-19-06, 12:31 AM
Excellent job by F, LS, Stoney, and everyone else involved. This gets better and better. Honestly, I didn't think it would all turn out so well planned and so damn funny. Glad to see that it is working out as well as it is. looking forward to the next set!

Stoneage_Caddy
11-19-06, 12:34 AM
itll be very soon , im working vast improvemnts for the next one ...