: Brit & K-Fed Split!



ChicagoCTS32
11-07-06, 06:06 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! He's so worthless and her career is OVER!

urbanski
11-07-06, 06:09 PM
i heard that on the radio....can i have her now?

Murphyg
11-07-06, 06:25 PM
Wonder if there was a pre-nup.
And if Kevin will get alimony.

What a joke

Rey Rey 650
11-07-06, 06:30 PM
i heard that on the radio....can i have her now?

I wouldnt want her...She is Fn ugly

Florian
11-07-06, 06:41 PM
i heard that on the radio....can i have her now?

Yuk, you can have her after you wring the jizz out of her undies and wash the KFC off her hands. shes a pig and I wouldnt **** her with KFeds mule..


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CadillacSTS42005
11-07-06, 07:03 PM
who fkin cares....

Lady Danielle
11-07-06, 07:11 PM
And who really thought that would last??NM

urbanski
11-07-06, 07:12 PM
who fkin cares because i have nicki and nicki > *....

fixt that up a bit for ya :)

urbanski
11-07-06, 07:13 PM
And who really thought that would last??NM

you need to post more

























so we can see your avatar more :hide:

Boombotz
11-07-06, 07:42 PM
you need to post more
so we can see your avatar more :hide:
I met her in person and took her for a ride, 0-100mph in 2 seconds :p

urbanski
11-07-06, 07:49 PM
in what....? :hide:

CIWS
11-07-06, 08:40 PM
And who really thought that would last??NM

No suprise. I've got 50 bucks that says she's pissed because he didn't mature after the children and still wants to party all the time and sex it up with the girls.

He pissed because she changed and isn't any fun anymore........


unreconcilable differences.

JRau
11-07-06, 08:43 PM
Yuk, you can have her after you wring the jizz out of her undies and wash the KFC off her hands. shes a pig and I wouldnt **** her with KFeds mule..


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Don't hold back, man. How do you really feel about her? :stirpot: I'm sure deep down inside, you're holdin' back a few tears over this break-up. :) I've shed a few myself today...:histeric:


JRau in central Iowa

Stoneage_Caddy
11-07-06, 08:59 PM
think ill drop brittney an e mail ....

I have a way to takeing peices of shit and rehabing them into something i can live with ever day ....take my car for instance ....

CadillacGurl
11-07-06, 09:03 PM
Uhhh praise God I knew it was coming :D
Woohoo! Kevin's music is now going down
And guess who's going back to being the slut she was/is
BRITNEY! I never liked her... always was slutty and whorish IMO

CadillacGurl
11-07-06, 09:04 PM
fixt that up a bit for ya :)

DAMN STRAIGHT!
He has me and I'm better than slutty Spears:bouncy:

Boombotz
11-07-06, 09:23 PM
in what....? :hide:

In a top fuel funny car. I got a reaction time of .17 on the tree. Danielle screamed the whole way down the track.

urbanski
11-07-06, 09:46 PM
hahah no shit Boombotz :p

lol :worship:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-07-06, 10:19 PM
Well part one of the plan is over, part two is the murder/assassination of K-Fed.

How long will it be? Not quick enough!

Lady Danielle
11-07-06, 10:31 PM
you need to post more




























so we can see your avatar more :hide:


Whats up with my avatar...Stoney mentioned it to!

CadillacGurl
11-07-06, 10:33 PM
They think you're hott so they want to see more of you haha

Lady Danielle
11-07-06, 10:34 PM
In a top fuel funny car. I got a reaction time of .17 on the tree. Danielle screamed the whole way down the track.

Yeah I screamed the whole way, half the way with my eyes closed! The funny part was Julie said it was so quick I wouldn't finish my scream..I screamed 3 times. Did forget to thank you, yet?

slk230mb
11-07-06, 11:28 PM
think ill drop brittney an e mail ....

I have a way to takeing peices of shit and rehabing them into something i can live with ever day ....take my car for instance ....

:histeric:

xxpinballxx
11-08-06, 02:05 AM
What's up with your avatar? Are you serious?
Do you not look at it and want to jump your own bones?
Sorry Florian must be rubbin' off on me. I mean no disrespect but you are a very attractive woman. I think thats what the others are talking about I wouldn't know I am happily......I am married.

Jesda
11-08-06, 03:04 AM
At a company I worked for, I had the official "Britney Spears Cubicle". It was decked out with a Britney Clock, 2000 Britney Calendar, Britney Folder, Britney Keychain, 2000 Britney Calendar Cube, and other assorted goodies. I was 19 and a big fan. Problem was, I looked 30 so everyone thought it was creepy. I'm a month younger than her!

I've moved on to Kelly Clarkson. :D

xxpinballxx
11-08-06, 11:21 AM
Glad to see you change with the times Jesda....When you get to Bea Arthur heres what you do.
Find a busy highway....preferably one with Alot of truckers. observe traffic patterns till you see a spot that gets the most tire coverage.
Now is the crucial time......almost like double dutch. Timing is everything.
Jump to that spot and lay down and count to ten. If you are lucky you'll make it to 2. But use this only as a last resort if you can't get Bea Arthur out of your dreams!

dp102288
11-08-06, 12:36 PM
Let me attempt to summarize the various opinions made in this thread:

Danielle is hot because her avatar is hot. She needs to post more becasuse of this ( I agree with Urby here).

We expected them to break up (Brit and K-fed/s**t, whatever his name is this week)

She used to be hot (brit), but now she isn't cause she had so many of his kids :vomit:

Sal will kill us all.

Elvis
11-08-06, 01:45 PM
MEMORANDUM:

K-Fed will be referred to as Fed-Ex for the remainder of his 15 minutes of fame.

That is all.

Florian
11-08-06, 02:59 PM
Fed-ex. all good. But he still nailed her when she was hot....


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CIWS
11-08-06, 03:29 PM
Fed-ex. all good. But he still nailed her when she was hot....


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..and he'll be paying for it for at least the next 18 years x 2

Rolex
11-08-06, 03:46 PM
They're both white trash with money. I thought it was a match made in heaven. Oh well at least Brittney has her elegant singing voice to fall back on. :hide:

Murphyg
11-08-06, 05:19 PM
I think Madonna should adopt her.

xxpinballxx
11-08-06, 05:29 PM
Im trying to be adopted by Angelina.....do you think she would fall for the whole breast feeding thing?

Lady Danielle
11-08-06, 05:49 PM
post...haha

Murphyg
11-08-06, 06:03 PM
Im trying to be adopted by Angelina.....do you think she would fall for the whole breast feeding thing?

Get in Line Buddy LOL

CIWS
11-08-06, 06:12 PM
I think Madonna should adopt her.


In a way a bet Madonna does "adopt" her. She can help her get back into performance shape and assist her in getting the singing career back on track. She has a lot of experience with both and enough clout in the industry.

Destroyer
11-08-06, 06:18 PM
No suprise. I've got 50 bucks that says she's pissed because he didn't mature after the children and still wants to party all the time and sex it up with the girls.

He pissed because she changed and isn't any fun anymore........


unreconcilable differences.
And what would make her think he would "mature" after having kids?. He already had 2 other kids before he got with her.

CIWS
11-08-06, 06:23 PM
And what would make her think he would "mature" after having kids?. He already had 2 other kids before he got with her.

The same mistaken thought process of "oh he/she will change for me because we are in love" or "he/she will now act more responsible since we have children together"......

Or

"Bitch, what's wrong with you. You used to be fun and shit. Now your just being a drag. I didn't marry you for this shit"


Ya know.

DILLIGAF
11-08-06, 06:48 PM
I want some of that Britney getto booty,if its good enough for Fred Durst it's good enough for me.She would be my first mouseketeer.

urbanski
11-08-06, 07:13 PM
post...haha

user was banned 7 days for this spam post





































kidding

LittleB
11-08-06, 07:29 PM
Whats up with my avatar...Stoney mentioned it to!

You've got to be kidding....YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! Hell even I want to see it more :thumbsup:


As for the Kevin and Britney thing. Saw that one coming. He got what he wanted...a. record label even though he is going NO WHERE fast with that CD. Britney.....well no comment on Britney. I think she is done, that's all.

Murphyg
11-08-06, 09:02 PM
The same mistaken thought process of "oh he/she will change for me because we are in love" or "he/she will now act more responsible since we have children together"......

Or

"Bitch, what's wrong with you. You used to be fun and shit. Now your just being a drag. I didn't marry you for this shit"


Ya know.

Thats the ticket.
Just too much truth.

Close friend of mine "whom has always liked his beer alot" meets this girl.
Actually met her at a party while hammered.
So they click and stick for a few years. All the while nothing changes for him. Is the same ol party, beer, :alchi: :alchi: But still responsible and able to work, OT and all if needed.
They then get married.
Bout 2 years into it he is calling me on a regular basis tellin me shes pissed and nothings working. Doesnt like me drinking etc etc.....
This goes on for bout a year.
He calls again just round Xmas. Round this time of year, with the same story, but this time shes kicking him out.

So after bout a year of holdin his hand and all I finally decide to give it to him straight.

She met you in your condition,
She fell in love with "YOU",
She lived with "YOU" for years in the same condition,
She then married "YOU" in the same text knowing full well who and what you are,
Is why she married "YOU" isnt it ??

This has been going on for too long and if you "really" want my opinion then "dump the bitch"

Well needless to say that didnt go over well :nono:
Even though he had been calling me for almost a year for my advice, input, and reassurances; he truelly did not appreciate the "bitch" term that I used :rant2: :rant2:

No matter how much I tried to explain to him that it was just a figure of speech; That I sincerally did not mean to imply in any way that his wife was a "bitch", it didnt matter :rant2: :rant2: :rant2:
Was a figure of speech was all. Just something said with the way the conversation was.
Guy talk blah blah etc etc.....

So to make a long story short,
And this is just awsome.

He told his wife that I had called her a "bitch" and everything else in there relationship was second. He wasnt kicked out and the next time I talked to him was told how pissed "she" and he was for calling her a "bitch".
How I didnt know anything that was going on etc...etc....
Even though he'd been confiding in me for about a year LOL

So a year later they had a second child and as far as I know now, (been a few years), they are still honkey dorey and together.

Guess I gave them someone else to direct there anger towards.

Seriously, It was just a figure of speech:cop:

Like you said :

"Bitch, what's wrong with you. You used to be fun and shit. Now your just being a drag. I didn't marry you for this shit".


Im just glad that I could help. :p

Florian
11-08-06, 10:57 PM
...some hardcore anal would have straightened that bitch out.


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TomDeville
11-08-06, 11:51 PM
Particularly without the benefit
of lubrication.

:cool2:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-08-06, 11:56 PM
So how long before she gets into porn?

CadillacGurl
11-09-06, 12:03 AM
She probably has we just dont know about it yet

Rolex
11-09-06, 12:07 AM
So how long before the Brittany and K Fed sex tape goes on the black market?

Edited it for ya. ;)

dp102288
11-09-06, 10:18 AM
She's going into porn? :rofl: