We are giving out Butterfingers, Nestle's Crunch & Whopers ! We have loads of candy! 1 bag Butterfingers & 1 bag Nestle's Crunch & 6 bags Whopers. This is the 1 day a year that we eat dinner at 9:30PM :eek:

No Halloween for me this evening, we've got a PGR mission to escort a fallen soldier from the airport to the funeral home :(

I live on a dark back road so no one has ever come here. I may not even be home.

Miniature Kit-kats, Crunch bars, Butterfingers, Almond Joys, Baby Ruths, and M&Ms.

Well, maybe I won't give out the Crunch bars... I live across from a school, so not too many kids come here since there are only houses on one side of the street. So I'm sure there will be plenty of the Crunches left over for me. :lildevil:

crabs....


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No kiddies here, I'll be handing out bottles of Bud! Come to Brian's on Haloween and get f***ed up!

I will be working till Midnight so there is no use in buying the candy. Plus I think of it as looking out for the little kiddies teeth.

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I am so scared for the kids near your home right now...or should I fear for the young moms?

Apparrently we are giving 1 bag of candy to each trick or treater. Last year we had all of 15 trick or treaters and have at least 15 bags of Mounds, Almond Joy, Smarties, Dum dums, Reese's, Twix, 100 grand, Mike n Ike.....

Apparrently we are giving 1 bag of candy to each trick or treater. Last year we had all of 15 trick or treaters and have at least 15 bags of Mounds, Almond Joy, Smarties, Dum dums, Reese's, Twix, 100 grand, Mike n Ike.....


Save the 100 Grand for the meet! They are my FAVORITE!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

^Those are hella good....Caramel with them rice crispy thingies mmmm

Whiskey! Lots and lots of whiskey, beer and probably a bunch of Kamikazees...

I'll be at work till late tonight, behind the bar...

Whiskey! Lots and lots of whiskey, beer and probably a bunch of Kamikazees...

I'll be at work till late tonight, behind the bar...

SPyder....Whats a good bar to go to in SAC that plays hip hop? I have family who now live in Sac from SF. Nothing to ghetto...Thanks!

I never have trick-or-treaters.

One year somebody rolled my yard, but that turned out to be a dispute with my newspaper delivery person. I got her fired.

hmmm milkey way, 3 muskateers, herseys chocolate bars (along with the almonds inside!), pepermint patties, smartees... I think thats it

I got three variety bags at Target: Twix, Milky Way Midnight, Snickers and Three Musketeers. When I was a kid, I would get annoyed with people who gave out crummy candy, so I give out the good stuff.

It's hit or miss in my neighborhood. One year, hardly anybody came, but last year, I ran out of candy early.

Save the 100 Grand for the meet! They are my FAVORITE!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

No worries... 8:40 PM here and 13 bags left....

LOL

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

We're giving out bullion cubes.... Lots and lots of bullion cubes, that we re-wraped in clear wrappers so they look kinda like caramel....... :histeric: .... Nah, we have loads of actual candy to give out... hahahaha

Eiwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Turned off the lights by 7:40PM. Had about 75 treaters. Gave out 4 bags of little bars and called it a day. Minivans were coming with 7-8 kids in 1 car. At 7PM there were like 40 kids on our 1 block of 9 houses:getaway:

Sandy ,your Asn Awesome Dude !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lets see, this morning I went to the funeral to my classmate who died in a car wreck on Friday (no school for our class today) Came home, Aimee called me... got a flat tire pulling into the apartment complex... meet her at the back, started the proscess of changing the tires (flat was on front... never put donut on drive wheels) Had the front wheel off... car rolled off the jack... never set the parking brake... pull out the Isuzu jack, jack the front bumper to lift the car enough to get the Buick jack out, jack the Regal back up (parking brake set this time) car rolls back and falls yet again... go back to apartment and get floor jack, finally get the car done, go out to get pizza for dinner, then to Wal Mart for a new tire, come back watch TV, have some awsome talks... just enjoy each others company, then she went home and now I am getting ready for bed.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr So Luckjky Dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I just got home a little while ago and have a story from tonight. Me, Tom and another couple take the 2 kids trick or treating. The kids are getting tons of candy and we walk up to a driveway with a Budweiser van. I said to my friend I think we will get a treat here. The kids go to the door and say trick or treat and the guy gives him there candy. I was like well being that you have a Bud van does trick or treat work for the adults. He was like absolutely. He said hold on. He went running in and grabbed us 4 bottles of Bud. I was like thanks man your the best. He said he was going to put out a bucket for the adults but figured maybe he shouldn't. It was really funny and the beer was great. The kids were like hey we want a beer....lol!

nmegw i shdoula went tirck trtewating with yall

What am I giving out tonight?


Sperm samples.

I beat up kids and took thier candy :dumbbells:

me sleeepy .................

I guess Stoney got his treats!

What am I giving out tonight?


Sperm samples.

How was business? Any takers (besides ol' Righty, naturally) ?

What am I giving out tonight?


Sperm samples.

You sick little mofo! hahaha!

How was business? Any takers (besides ol' Righty, naturally) ?

I think I fell asleep before I was able to distribute...

That sucks...

My gosh, dude, you're 19 years old! You are at the peak of your physical abilities as a male. How could you let us all down and fall asleep before distributing your goodies to all who dropped by your home? :histeric: It's us 40+ year olds that have trouble stayin' awake after 8 or 9 pm! :) Better luck next year...

JRau in central Iowa

My gosh, dude, you're 19 years old! You are at the peak of your physical abilities as a male. How could you let us all down and fall asleep before distributing your goodies to all who dropped by your home? :histeric: It's us 40+ year olds that have trouble stayin' awake after 8 or 9 pm! :) Better luck next year...

JRau in central Iowa

:histeric: That comment just made my night!

My gosh, dude, you're 19 years old! You are at the peak of your physical abilities as a male. How could you let us all down and fall asleep before distributing your goodies to all who dropped by your home? :histeric: It's us 40+ year olds that have trouble stayin' awake after 8 or 9 pm! :) Better luck next year...

JRau in central Iowa




Oh I never said I fell asleep before I was able to jerk it, I said I fell asleep before I was able to distribute it to the little kids in the neighborhood....

Gideon's Bibles...

This thread is horrible! Dispensing sperm samples...:vomit:

Its not horrible its sad... you're wasting away your children!!!!

I think I fell asleep before I was able to distribute...

Just don't fall asleep WHILE you're distributing :thepan:

Hahaha now there's something to wake up to!
BTW Gary thanks for being my friend on myspace :)

Hahaha now there's something to wake up to!
BTW Gary thanks for being my friend on myspace :)

No prob :thumbsup:

wish i could be her freind ....sniff ....sniff ...

in the words of the late great rodney dangerfield .....i dont get any respect
http://www.watchmeeatahotdog.com/images/blog/rodneydangerfield.jpg

oh you get respect from me, you make me laugh when you post drunk

crabs....

Bet my lobsters can kick the crap outta your crabs LOL.

We gave out pudding skins.
Was easy. Didnt have to put them in the bag just stuck em to the outside.
Then we got smart and realized we didnt have to wait for them to come up to the porch.
Just flinged them like frisbees when they got near :histeric:

Guess the kids didnt like them though.
Woke up the next morning with pudding skins all over our windows, siding, and brick.
(good thing the caddys in the garage).

Wasnt too bad though.
Was able to use all the toilet paper from the trees and shrubs to clean it all up.:jawdrop:

Just kidding :lies: :histeric: :histeric: :histeric: :histeric: :histeric:

Just don't fall asleep WHILE you're distributing :thepan:


Theres a game like that. Take four nyquil and jerk off. You win if you can stay awake until you finish off!

Wow... hahaha images in head I'm going to stop now

I~LUV~Caddys8792, just gave you your second star for that post! :histeric: