: Dont Run With Scissors In Your Hand



Murphyg
10-30-06, 08:57 PM
This is a kindergartener's artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought...?!

CadillacGurl
10-30-06, 08:58 PM
Geez kids get perverted at younger age now a days don't they? haha

Murphyg
10-30-06, 09:03 PM
Geez kids get perverted at younger age now a days don't they? haha
What do you mean ?
I can see scissors LOL

Rolex
10-30-06, 09:17 PM
Where I'm from we don't call that "scissors." :eyebrow:

JRau
10-30-06, 09:18 PM
That's so funny! Had to have made the teacher explode with laughter...

JRau

gary88
10-30-06, 09:20 PM
Lol!

codewize
10-30-06, 09:22 PM
That is pretty funny

Benzilla
10-30-06, 09:23 PM
lol, kids.

Florian
10-30-06, 09:39 PM
Ive seen those scissors cut right thru roast beef and tuna! Even pie...


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DILLIGAF
10-30-06, 10:19 PM
Put an eye out with those for sure!Definately not a toy.

Rolex
10-30-06, 10:33 PM
:yeah: WHat they said. :rofl:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
10-30-06, 10:35 PM
I must be the only one that thought of that one scene in "SE7EN"....

Stoneage_Caddy
10-31-06, 12:23 AM
Ive seen those scissors cut right thru roast beef and tuna! Even pie...


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but ive seen them get lost in muffins

illumina
10-31-06, 01:05 AM
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

CadiJeff
10-31-06, 01:37 AM
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
isn't that nice you taught them the basics

illumina
10-31-06, 01:46 AM
isn't that nice you taught them the basics

Mwahahaha!

After the night I've had, I had to say something weird for laughs. I just got towed home via AAA because the AC compressor on my '89 Deville locked up on me :(

90Brougham350
10-31-06, 10:06 AM
Gotta love kids! This will haunt him, I mean, he's 5, and this is already on the internet. Just think how many thousand of people have already seen this.

dp102288
10-31-06, 10:16 AM
Hey, he is going on the best thing he knows of! Give him some credit! :histeric:

Elvis
10-31-06, 01:32 PM
Definately not a toy.

I disagree. :)

CadillacGurl
10-31-06, 01:57 PM
I disagree. :)

Oh the things I could say!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-01-06, 12:19 AM
Hey, I knew a 9 year old that knew the difference between the "Cowgirl" and "reverse cowgirl"

CadillacGurl
11-01-06, 12:22 AM
WHAT?! Geez thats a bit... sad and odd

TomDeville
11-01-06, 12:25 AM
Roses are yellow; like fresh
corn on the cob.

Those scissors resemble
a firm bulbous knob.

:cool2:

dp102288
11-01-06, 09:25 AM
^^ S**t I am always out of points! :mad:

xxpinballxx
11-01-06, 09:34 AM
if those are scissors then I run with scissors all the time....

TagApl4
11-01-06, 04:03 PM
I'd put a gold star on it, send it home with him, and hope it made it on the frige. If my son came home with that it would be on the fridge till he was old enough to get the joke.

dp102288
11-02-06, 10:38 AM
^^ :histeric: