: Cell Phone Singles Chat



DopeStar 156
10-16-06, 03:52 AM
I saw a commercial for one of those text messaging singles chats, it's 3:30 in the morning and I was bored so I decided to have fun with some poor unfortunate girl......

"I am a triple amputee, my only functioning limb is my left arm. All I can do is send text messages. I like it when a girl works my prosthetics....."

Adam
10-16-06, 08:04 AM
I saw a commercial for one of those text messaging singles chats, it's 3:30 in the morning and I was bored so I decided to have fun with some poor unfortunate girl......

"I am a triple amputee, my only functioning limb is my left arm. All I can do is send text messages. I like it when a girl works my prosthetics....."

LOL!!!!! that is great! if it wasnt a waiste of money i would do the same thing. what did they respond with?

CIWS
10-16-06, 08:06 AM
Hey, maybe you'll luck out and hook up with a Republican Congressman.. :D

Adam
10-16-06, 08:11 AM
Hey, maybe you'll luck out and hook up with a Republican Congressman.. :D

pfft... ahahahaha :histeric: :thumbsup: wish i could give you points but i am out :( .

CIWS
10-16-06, 08:18 AM
:thumbsup: wish i could give you points but i am out :( .

I know the feeling, seems like I stay out :( I paid a couple back this morning, then "You have given out too much reputation in the last 24 hours" BAH, I run out just trying to payback /catch up. I'm beginning to wonder if it's a max points per day like 500, and since I give out more each time now, I have less shots. Don't know...

DopeStar 156
10-16-06, 11:08 AM
The most gratifying part of the thing is reading them try to be civil to someone who throughly disgusts them over the phone. Hahahaha.

LittleB
10-16-06, 03:49 PM
I can't STAND those commercials. They play over and over and over and OVERRRRRRRRRR and on top of that there are about 15 different services and they all have annoying porno music in the background, while a very hot girl with huge boobs says "Hey guys, wanna chat!? Text LOVE to 65547, that's L-O-V-E" and she says it in the most ANNOYING voice ever....I am just so sick of seeing the commercials EVERY break.

Adam
10-16-06, 03:52 PM
I can't STAND those commercials. They play over and over and over and OVERRRRRRRRRR and on top of that there are about 15 different services and they all have annoying porno music in the background, while a very hot girl with huge boobs says "Hey guys, wanna chat!? Text LOVE to 65547, that's L-O-V-E" and she says it in the most ANNOYING voice ever....I am just so sick of seeing the commercials EVERY break.

the only time i see them is after the Girls Gone Wild commercials (which dont air until late night). but you are right, annoying.

DopeStar 156
10-16-06, 03:54 PM
HAHA! My lady used to work with one of the girls in that Girls Gone Wild commercial!

Adam
10-16-06, 03:57 PM
no kidding, really? my friends sister appeared on a girls gone wild video (a recent one). i dont recall which one though. another friend of ours told me so i ran out to the local porn shop only to discover they dont carry it so i ordered it :D . she's super hot btw.

TagApl4
10-16-06, 04:07 PM
I can't STAND those commercials. They play over and over and over and OVERRRRRRRRRR and on top of that there are about 15 different services and they all have annoying porno music in the background, while a very hot girl with huge boobs says "Hey guys, wanna chat!? Text LOVE to 65547, that's L-O-V-E" and she says it in the most ANNOYING voice ever....I am just so sick of seeing the commercials EVERY break.

Reading this and looking at you avitar made me want to pick up the phone. You ever think of a carrer change?

dp102288
10-17-06, 09:55 AM
:yeah: :histeric:

I like watching those ggw commercials at night. Makes me laugh out loud. They make the girls out to be hos! :p

Rey Rey 650
10-17-06, 11:50 AM
:yeah: :histeric:

I like watching those ggw commercials at night. Makes me laugh out loud. They make the girls out to be hos! :p


Thats cuz they probably are Ho's.... Not to many non Ho's are going to be showing off their titties on camera

xxpinballxx
10-17-06, 11:56 AM
should call it GGGDAWW.....Good Girl Got Drunk and Went Wild.
I know we all have seen those types.....straight laced and all till they get conned into trying a little thing I like to call God's Nectar..... Tequila!

then all hell breaks loose.