: If you could multiply anything in your life by 10, what would it be?



eldorado99
10-10-06, 10:25 PM
What would it be?

codewize
10-10-06, 10:32 PM
What kind of question is that? You know everyone is going to say my bank account.

Well maybe the number of Cadillacs I own.

Or the number of cruises I go on per year.

Or the number of years I'll live.

Or the bandwidth I get from my crappy cable company.

Stoneage_Caddy
10-10-06, 10:34 PM
umm , nothing ....LOL .....like i need anything to get 10 times worse LOL ....

DILLIGAF
10-10-06, 10:38 PM
Time with my son.This empty nest stuff sucks.

eldorado99
10-10-06, 10:42 PM
What kind of question is that? You know everyone is going to say my bank account.

Well maybe the number of Cadillacs I own.

Or the number of cruises I go on per year.

Or the number of years I'll live.

Or the bandwidth I get from my crappy cable company.

I think you disproved your own point. :D

Florian
10-10-06, 10:46 PM
my HP/TQ in the V



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I~LUV~Caddys8792
10-10-06, 10:58 PM
Wow I beat Florian to it! My penis length! 75 inches! :p :sneaky: :lildevil:

Actually, bank account.


How about the number of chicks I've had.....oh wait, 10 times 0 is still 0... LOL!

illumina
10-10-06, 11:00 PM
Income.

eldorado99
10-10-06, 11:02 PM
My bank account is too small to bother multiplying by 10, I'd rather multiply something else that would increase my assets a lot more.

gary88
10-10-06, 11:04 PM
Besides $$$...

I would have to go with houses. Having 10 houses all around the world would be nice.

Florian
10-10-06, 11:16 PM
Wow I beat Florian to it! My penis length! 75 inches! :p :sneaky: :lildevil:

Actually, bank account.


How about the number of chicks I've had.....oh wait, 10 times 0 is still 0... LOL!

thats a lot of inches....youd have to wear it like a scarf, and that wouldnt be good. :thehand:


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I~LUV~Caddys8792
10-10-06, 11:19 PM
I'd have to roll it up between my legs (aka Buffalo Bill)

eldorado99
10-10-06, 11:22 PM
You could sling it over your shoulder like a continental soldier! Wait... I've heard that somewhere before... ;)

OffThaHorseCEO
10-10-06, 11:50 PM
lemme see my bank account is @ -30 dollars right now, so multiplied by 10 would be -300

haha no thanks

jk

umm, id multiply........my knowledge

slk230mb
10-10-06, 11:50 PM
My IQ. That should give me enough knowledge to invent something to make me a fortune.

Benzilla
10-11-06, 12:06 AM
The number of parents I have, that way, in a couple years I'll be rich off life insurence and will never have to work again! I knew they were good for something:lildevil:


thought I'd change it up a little...

CadiJeff
10-11-06, 12:12 AM
My IQ. That should give me enough knowledge to invent something to make me a fortune.
sounds about right

davesdeville
10-11-06, 05:47 AM
I could do bank account, but I'd still only be a hundredaire. I could do penis length but it would be utterly unusable except for long distance cockslapping... I could do income, but according to the IRS I made like $1500 last year so eh.

I do, however, like the sound of a 1xxx IQ.

CIWS
10-11-06, 06:30 AM
Patience and Understanding for others.

dp102288
10-11-06, 08:45 AM
I am going to go with IQ. With enough smarts, i could just make all the money I needed like the others said.

xxpinballxx
10-11-06, 09:35 AM
I would say yearly salary but besides money it would be time with my new wife or my health. I have had to kidney transplants and also flatlined twice and had my last rights read to me once. I would like to be ten times healthier.

Elvis
10-11-06, 09:49 AM
Definitely $$$.

Then I could better enjoy the IMPORTANT things.

90Brougham350
10-11-06, 10:00 AM
Nah, you're all off your rockers! Money is the obvious answer, but more money can always be earned. You want to be smarter, read more! Want a bigger f*ckstick? Well, more money could easily take care of that. So this begs the question: What's something you couldn't ever possibly get with money or intellegence? Answer: 10 more of your significant other! Think about it. If I had 10 Ruthies, all identical, I could only be with happy joyful Ruthies! Oh it'd be wonderful. No more stupid period bullshit, no more worrying about dumb things like love, or the future, or money, or children, nah, just good times. If I had 10 Ruthies, I'd always have one in a great mood, willing to put me in a better mood! :lildevil:

xxpinballxx
10-11-06, 10:14 AM
Unless all ten Ruthies were pissed off at the same time! If it was infact her multiplied by ten it would be like a Super Ruthie 20 feet tall and pissed off more than Bill Bixby in the 70's!

90Brougham350
10-11-06, 10:20 AM
Nah nah, I'd only be with one at at time, and I'd get to pick which one I was with! No way they could all be pissed at the same time, I mean, it's not like women get together and talk about men and then come home and hate you for no reason and you can't figure out why but all of a sudden all men are evil and you didn't do anything but you're still an *******........

xxpinballxx
10-11-06, 10:28 AM
but you are getting Ten Ruthies not ten random women.
And I disagree I think women have some sort of communication devices that relay hate for men to all women when one is scorned. I can't tell you the number of times I was punished for someone elses boyfriend doing something stupid! I'm sure theres someone out there that can agree with me there.

Elvis
10-11-06, 10:42 AM
Definitely NO to 10 wives.

I can barely handle the one.

Definitely NO to 30 dogs or 20 cats.

If I had 10x the money, I could then spend 10x the time with all of them, wife, dogs, & cats.

But if I had 1/10th of my golf handicap, that time would be consumed with a different endeavor. :D

xxpinballxx
10-11-06, 10:44 AM
I think maybe ten times the days off of work.

ShadowLvr400
10-11-06, 11:07 AM
10 times the IQ... Although ignorance is bliss, and Down's syndrome kids are some smilin lil guys.
10 times the natural talent.... I like that idea. The amount of success I could bring in...
10 times the manhood length? Heck no, I hit bottom now on ALL the women I've ever been with. Something about a 7 ft wang doesn't sound good...

I like the talent one...

90Brougham350
10-11-06, 02:17 PM
Talent would be nice, I could finally play "Eruption!"

AirJigga25
10-11-06, 03:36 PM
I'd be 10 times more athletic and I'd be in the NBA and dunking on nikkuz making 10 million a year guaranteed!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
10-11-06, 07:39 PM
If I had 10 Ruthies, all identical, I could only be with happy joyful Ruthies! Oh it'd be wonderful. No more stupid period bullshit, no more worrying about dumb things like love, or the future, or money, or children, nah, just good times. If I had 10 Ruthies, I'd always have one in a great mood, willing to put me in a better mood!


That sounds tasty Brian...

http://www.babyruth.com/images/spl_img.gif

Mmmmmmm....

gary88
10-11-06, 07:46 PM
Why does a candy bar want me to pick my connection speed??

CTS_FAN
10-11-06, 10:22 PM
My salary for sure!!

Night Wolf
10-11-06, 10:38 PM
The amount of time spent, and awesome memories to be had with Aimee.... only live this life on Earth once.... make what matters count.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
10-11-06, 10:49 PM
I knew you were gonna say that.

Benzilla
10-11-06, 10:57 PM
lol, so did I, I saw his name and thought, "he's gonna say time with amiee isn't he, nah he's not that sappy" oh yes he is... lol.

Night Wolf
10-11-06, 11:04 PM
Yup :).

She loves it :).

I~LUV~Caddys8792
10-11-06, 11:10 PM
I'd multiply the security on your '93 10x that weekend you lost it. If there was tenfold the security, you'd still have it :)


And that Aimee thing is good too..

Benzilla
10-11-06, 11:15 PM
I'm with Chad on that one.

Night Wolf
10-11-06, 11:28 PM
didn't need to change the security on anything..... both Aimees mom and dad offered many times for me to keep my car at their houses (live seperate) but I figured it would be safe at my apartment complex.

Other things to reduce the chance of car getting stolen:

-remove face plate from Alpine headnit

-disconnect coil in distrubutor

-pop the dist. cap off and remove the rotor, then put cap back on

- unplug the bazzion sensors, cause I know where each one goes

- remove the whole battery

- stop thinking about it now cause its getting to me again.....

Benzilla
10-11-06, 11:48 PM
If they towed it, why does it matter whay you have unhooked?

What you needed was three pittbulls, and a truck battery hooked up to the body.

Jesda
10-12-06, 03:31 AM
I'd slow my hair loss by ten times.

malcolm
10-12-06, 01:56 PM
10 times more poon tang:lildevil: :highfive: :devil: :dance: :eyebrow: :banana: :woohoo:

xxpinballxx
10-12-06, 06:18 PM
someone knows the important things in life......! Kudos malcome!

CadillacGurl
10-12-06, 06:32 PM
Note to self: run away when poon tang is mentioned

Pengineer91
10-12-06, 06:47 PM
You guys can keep all the 10x money, income, schlong length, whatever.

I'll take 10x the good luck. Now THAT's livin easy!:cheers:

dp102288
10-13-06, 08:19 AM
I have a good luck of 0. That wouldn't help me. :(

What about 10x the speed limits? Oh hell yes!

dynalub
10-15-06, 07:19 PM
Hi, Easy question,my IRA. Tom

AznPrydeRegalRyde
10-15-06, 09:29 PM
Well, all the typical answers were said, so...

Id like to split it up. 3 x's as much intelligence. That should put any person on here above everyone else around. 2 x's more common sense, to make good use of that intelligence and 3.5 x's more compassion understanding, and empathy so no one wants to take me down when i reach the top. The last 1.5 x's should be used for meat, preferably sirloin. You can never have enough grade A sirloin.