: Hello Everyone !

Lego Stoney
10-10-06, 02:34 PM
Hi , I thought I should Introduce myself to you all. My name is Lego Stoney I live under stoneys bed, I make quite a living stealing his stuff. Dont worry I drugged him ealier so he wont know im doing this:
Anyway , Im still rather angry that he decided to take pictures of me last night with my girlfreind, nothing like some drunken redneck takeing pictures of you while your with your girl. Anyway I live here in my trailer and spend most of my day makeing the best moonshine this side of the mason dixon border , I own a Cadillac , the top doesnt work anymore but i love it. I sometimes do some contract killing of Lego People who run delinquent on there trailer payments and such. Heres some pictures of my pad and my caddy... oh and my moonshine still.
heres the only pic i have of my caddy real close , disregard the body , hes in the river now ....trunks kinda small so i have to chop em up to get them in there

Anyway , stoneys makin funny noises , drugs must be wearing off ...:banghead:

10-10-06, 02:40 PM
this will not end well

10-10-06, 03:00 PM
Im gonna come over there!!!!

10-10-06, 03:05 PM
no i didnt :p

10-10-06, 03:05 PM
you and fly need to hook up and make a lego prno movie

10-10-06, 03:09 PM
Ohhhh lemme check

Lego Stoney
10-10-06, 03:12 PM
what the hell is going on here , im about to busta cap in someones ass with my lego gun

10-10-06, 03:20 PM
Pics of the lego eldo brougham
that i gotta see
or i'll bust a cap in YOUR ass :p

Lego Stoney
10-10-06, 03:21 PM
There in that other thread where we are talkin rim size ...

Too bad my lego pecker is bigger then my wheels

Lego Stoney
10-10-06, 03:27 PM
damit urby .....told you i posted it and you busted a cap anyway ....itll take me an hour to get myself back together ...

10-10-06, 03:30 PM
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a loooong time! :rofl:

10-10-06, 03:31 PM
HAHA pwnt

Lego Stoney
10-10-06, 03:34 PM
hey you sound like a pissed off vet illumina , dont know who the hell you are but everyone thinks stoney taking pictures of me last night giving it to my lego whore was funny so here you are, read from there on

10-10-06, 03:35 PM
Mike, Lego Stoney is Classic!!! I think he needs some nasty Lego Pitbull Stoney and put that trailer up on blocks...


Lego Stoney
10-10-06, 03:37 PM
one thing you humans cant ever know is the satisfaction of kicking someones ass so hard there head comes off :

Lego Stoney
10-10-06, 03:41 PM
Sorry Florian , as you might know us lego people dont get along with dogs so well , many of my kin were salutered in the great "spike" massacre of 1991 , but i do have a parrot , here we are at my moonshine still last week:

10-10-06, 03:43 PM
this will not end well

this is going rather well :D

Lego Stoney
10-10-06, 03:47 PM
Well , good to see , now i gotta run i have to take a shit , feels like i got a duplo brick brewing ....

good thing the new issue of "Playbrick" is here

10-10-06, 04:14 PM
How long have I been off line?Damn!

10-10-06, 04:39 PM
Well , good to see , now i gotta run i have to take a shit , feels like i got a duplo brick brewing ....

good thing the new issue of "Playbrick" is here

Thank God for one-plastic-handed magazines!

10-10-06, 07:20 PM
this is some of the greatest shit i have seen on this forum! EVAR!

Lego Stoney
10-10-06, 07:43 PM
I know it , this place was dull before i got here ....When your plastic like me and have spare parts at the ready you really live ....

When it started to burn when i peed i just got a new pecker ...problem solved ....and if a girl dont like its size i can just add a couple bricks to make sure shes satisifed ....life is good as a lego man

10-10-06, 11:48 PM
LMFAO. Best. Thread. Ever.

10-11-06, 12:09 AM
This thread has my vote for thread of the year, hands down.

10-11-06, 05:52 AM
I second the motion for thread of the year lol.. that's a pretty sweet distillation setup you have Lego Stoney.

10-11-06, 08:49 AM
Yes, thread of the year. Lego Stoney should be elevated to Admin status immediately.

I love this thread!

10-11-06, 09:06 AM
Love it! I see alot of these lego videos on Break.com and other sites.
Some funny creative stufft. Like the pic of the caddy's trunk up and the body parts in it. Very mob-like!

Lego Stoney
10-11-06, 01:52 PM
Another "Job" i have around here is mantining stoneys car collection. Here I am working on the Ronad Regan Presidential Limo:
Heres the test drive , just dont tell stoney that i met my girlfreind for a "quickie". I rodded out her EGR tubes too BWAHAHAHHAHAH

10-11-06, 02:15 PM
Hahaha, you sure do get into some mischief, Lego Stoney! Hope you cleaned up when you were done in the back seat! Whoa, just realized something, I bet Nancy and Ronny bumped uglies a few times back there!

10-11-06, 02:32 PM
oh dear god

10-11-06, 04:49 PM
I don't know about you guys,but i'm thinking Lego Stoney is cooler than Stoney Stoney.Lego Stoney's a Baller!

Lego Stoney
10-11-06, 06:17 PM
Yeah , i got alot of freinds, here is me and my good freind "dirty sanchez" after a night of drinkin and rasieing hell ...he always talks about the "donkey show" back home in mexico ....i still dont understand it
Here is me with Lego Michael Schumacher and Barrachello after a win a few years ago , great guys , hate to see Michael Retireing but its for the best ...

Its a good life here , never ending supply of lego girls and moonshine and entertaining folks like dirty sanchez , he supposedly gave my girl something , he laughs everytime and says "why do you think they call me "dirty sanchez"? I still dont know ...

10-11-06, 07:28 PM
I think Dirty Sanchez needs to have his right leg checked out...

10-11-06, 10:00 PM
he supposedly gave my girl something , he laughs everytime and says "why do you think they call me "dirty sanchez"? I still dont know ...

Dirty Sanchez gave your girlfriend something, eh? Maybe Nancy got one of those in the back of the Caddy limo too! You know those crazy Mexicans, they love their donky shows. Only natural for him to talk about it, what else is he gonna talk about?

10-12-06, 03:53 AM
Whoa, just realized something, I bet Nancy and Ronny bumped uglies a few times back there!

Oh for the love of...

negative points for posting that thought :p

10-13-06, 08:01 AM
Lego Stoney can fix cars too? Damn hes talented!

10-13-06, 08:11 AM
i think lego stoney can do anything