View Full Version : The official Sony/PS3 song!

10-06-06, 01:30 PM
A guy on another car forum that I am on made up this song. It's funny as hell so I figured I would post it up. Enjoy!

The Sony Song
[to the beat of My Name Is (Slim Shady), by Eminem]
Written by Abu Bamsry

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] The PS3-ee
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] The PS3-ee

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the world for one second?

[Sony Exec.:]
Hi kids! Do you like Massive Damage? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me hit that Monster Crab Guy in each one of its weak-spots (Uh-huh!)
Wanna be a fan-boy and buy exactly what I tell you? (Yeah yeah!)
Try play it and get ****ed up worse our stock is? (Huh?)
That 8th Cell's dead weight, We're trying to get Blu-Ray straight
But we can't figure out which Third-Party we want to chase away (Ummmm..)
And Some Fan said, "PS3-ee is as good as dead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your stock fallin'? Man you're barely crawlin'!"
Well since Beta-Max, We've felt like propietary is the way to go
Cause we lost our original designs after a drunken night with a transvestite
Got pissed off and ripped Wii and 360 ideas right off
And re-designed so hard we came up with PS3-mote, instead of Wii-mote
We use hacker root-kits, while stupid consumers throw fits
Faster than our Memory Sticks went down so fast
Gimme Dat! (Sony, wait a minute, that's a months pay!)
We don't give a ****, we told you to work a little extra each day!


[Sony Exec.:]
Our stock holders wanted us to release in '05
Don't hold out, next delay might be til 2035
We smacked fans in the face with "Launch = Some-Day", chased 'em with Blu-Ray
And the informed 'em that games cost $80 each (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the Expo Center, had our own clothes half-off
Waved over the reporters, to say "hey, its also a heat source"
Japanese Warrior, killing Giant Monster Crabs
In a re-enactment of a Historic War, screaming: "RIIIIIDGE RAAAAAAAAAAAACER!"
Ninety-nine percent of our products don't work
We just found out Mattel can probaly game better than we do (Damn!)
We told reporters it'd grow and be a famous console
Record sales beyond anything and we would give an interview (Oh thank you!)
We know they fell silent when we said just under 600 US
We tried to come back by screaming like lunatics at the fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This reporter at TGS asked for our opinion of die-hard Sony Fans
(Dude, What do you think of Die HArd Sony Fans?)
So we said it: '**** them Sir, but they'll buy what we tell 'em, *******S!'


[Sony Exec.:]
Stop production! The Low-End version needs HDMI! (Get him!)
Spiderman, don't just film one, we need money, FILM MORE!
We're not ready to lose, it's too scary to go bankrupt (**** that!)
We'll have to be bought by Microsoft, only ones rich enough to keep us a float! (Huh yup!)
Are we launching or delaying? We can barely decide
We just found a fifth problem -- dare us to release? (Go ahead)
All our life We were very pathetic
We ain't sold a Trinitron in years, and our failures are too many to hide (Whoops!)
Batteries recalled like the Exploding Pintos (hachhh-too)
We lie when we talk, we'll **** anyone that buys our stuff (C'mere)
When we were starting out we used to actually design and build our own chips.
We lay awake and think of ways to get your money
Create a future product so advanced, NASA can't finance it (BANG!)
PS3's steaming hot (OUCH! HOT!)
And by the way when you see your dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that you need over 1000 bucks, for this dream system you have to have!


10-06-06, 04:32 PM
hahahaha, great post! Those giant crab jokes never get old for me.

10-06-06, 11:04 PM
Hahaha wow good stuff right there

10-07-06, 10:28 AM
Wow. The lyricaly content was amusing. :D

10-07-06, 11:42 AM
I still want one.
Anyone who doesn't simply isn't a gamer or is just making excuses because they can't afford it.


10-07-06, 02:11 PM
I still want one.
Anyone who doesn't simply isn't a gamer or is just making excuses because they can't afford it.


:yeah: :thumbsup: . Im still getting one. got my name on the list of game systems to save (plus i put down a little deposit). im gauranteed a PS3! game shopping starts the day after Thanksgiving :D cant wait!

10-07-06, 02:28 PM
Don't count on it!

Would Sony really delay the North American PS3 launch again? Take this rumour not just with a pinch of salt, bring a whole barrel and don´t skimp on the pepper, sage, rosemary and thyme. I will tell you flat out: I don´t believe a word of it. Why not? Because the consequences would be fatal.

If indeed Sony postponed their launch again, PS3 would be finished. Even before its launch, publishers would cancel projects and move them over to other consoles. Most have invested millions of US Dollars into the platform. They would not wait even longer until the already measly 400.000 units roll out and translate into installed hardware base and, hence, potential buyers. PlayStation3 would go the way of the Gizmondo, the console that never was.

Also, Sony would be finished. Investors and analysts would tear apart the company´s share value in mid-air. Tuesday already saw hundreds of millions of value gone. Another delay would cost Sony stock at least a billion. SCEI is Sony´s last cash cow. Its failure would bring down the entire Sony Corp. behemoth.

Those would undoubtedly be the consequences and that is precisely why I don´t believe a word of it. Sony knows the consequences would be fatal. They would rather churn out a higher degree of defective units than risk the wrath of the publishers and analysts.

Source: Wii: Definitive speculation (http://nintendo-revolution.blogspot.com/)

10-08-06, 08:10 AM
^^ Interesting.

Delay ploy?

10-08-06, 10:32 AM
^^ Interesting.

Delay ploy?Who know's. In Europe they've already confirmed a push back in the launch until next year. But it seems that Sony is having issues with overheating with the PS3. So I dunno. BTW I was reading that "supposedly" when the PS3 comes out Microsoft will drop the price of the premium bundle for the 360 to $299.

10-09-06, 08:50 AM
i seriously doubt the PS3 will be delayed again. im no dedicated sony fan or any type of "gamer" or whatever the hell they are called. i like Playstations. i liked the first one, liked the second one and hated the x-box. i dont like the way the controls are used, i dont like the graphics, dont like really anything about it. id take a Playstation over an X-Box any day. thats why i am waiting. my brother got the premium X-Box 360 when it came out. it sucks. he already sent it back because it would freeze up and not do anything. got another one and now it is taking forever to load games. PS3 i believe will be a superior gaming system compared to the 360. it sucks though with all the problems they are having and yes it is aggrivating. but when it comes out i think the wait will be well worth it. now if it doesnt come out i will get my money back from the store (told to me by the manager) and i guess i will just stick with my PS2 and PSP. maybe theyll come out with a new PSP.