On a recent visit to a public toilet I saw this poem on one of the doors:-

Some come here to read and write,
Some come here to wonder,
but I come here to pi$$ and $hit
and fart like fu%ing thunder.

The most profound thing I ever saw on the latrine wall, in an OLD factory, about 30 years ago:

Sometimes I sits & stinks,
sometimes I sit's & thinks,
& sometimes I just sits.

I used to work at a Colemans Powermate factory and saw:

roses are red
violets are blue
colemans sucks but
not like you

Not really funny but its the only writing that I can remember

I read one one time that had a profund effect on my life ....It said .....

"No Tp" ....

It was right .... THE HORROR...now i always check the TP situation

That's pretty good, but Tom DeVille you ain't.

In college I read the following [drunk, during a party] on a restroom wall:

Smile if you have a small dick. :)

I erupted into laughter after reading it.

In college I read the following [drunk, during a party] on a restroom wall:

Smile if you have a small dick. :)

I erupted into laughter after reading it.

OH WOW THATS FUNNY

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I.... :bonkers: :headcase:

What would you rather be or a wasp?

what would you rather see or a river?

The dung fly and the $hit beetle went to the sewer
in a flea bitten dugout canoe,
they took some snot and drank the lot,as they sat on seats made of poo,


ok, i've started it off, now you guys finish it.

I was once in a McDonalds restroom once and noticed the sign that says "All employees must wash hands before returning to work", right under that someone put "How? There's no soap!"