: Poem



STS-in-Nottingham
08-13-06, 03:37 PM
On a recent visit to a public toilet I saw this poem on one of the doors:-

Some come here to read and write,
Some come here to wonder,
but I come here to pi$$ and $hit
and fart like fu%ing thunder.

dbdartman
08-13-06, 06:18 PM
The most profound thing I ever saw on the latrine wall, in an OLD factory, about 30 years ago:

Sometimes I sits & stinks,
sometimes I sit's & thinks,
& sometimes I just sits.

STScadillac
08-13-06, 08:18 PM
I used to work at a Colemans Powermate factory and saw:

roses are red
violets are blue
colemans sucks but
not like you

Not really funny but its the only writing that I can remember

Stoneage_Caddy
08-13-06, 10:37 PM
I read one one time that had a profund effect on my life ....It said .....

"No Tp" ....

It was right .... THE HORROR...now i always check the TP situation

Elvis
08-13-06, 10:40 PM
That's pretty good, but Tom DeVille you ain't.

Rolex
08-13-06, 10:51 PM
In college I read the following [drunk, during a party] on a restroom wall:

Smile if you have a small dick. :)

I erupted into laughter after reading it.

STScadillac
08-13-06, 11:00 PM
In college I read the following [drunk, during a party] on a restroom wall:

Smile if you have a small dick. :)

I erupted into laughter after reading it.

OH WOW THATS FUNNY

Kev
08-13-06, 11:22 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I.... :bonkers: :headcase:

STS-in-Nottingham
08-14-06, 10:54 AM
What would you rather be or a wasp?

what would you rather see or a river?

STS-in-Nottingham
08-14-06, 11:06 AM
The dung fly and the $hit beetle went to the sewer
in a flea bitten dugout canoe,
they took some snot and drank the lot,as they sat on seats made of poo,


ok, i've started it off, now you guys finish it.

gary88
08-14-06, 11:15 AM
I was once in a McDonalds restroom once and noticed the sign that says "All employees must wash hands before returning to work", right under that someone put "How? There's no soap!"