: Yo mama jokes



DBA-One
07-07-06, 02:03 PM
This is dedicated to the "yo mama" joke sensation that is sweeping the nation.

I'll start

Yo mama is so ugly a Peeping Tom broke in to close the drapes.

LittleB
07-07-06, 02:48 PM
Let's just put a warning out there that none of these are meant to be offensive in any way, they are not directed at any of our actual Mama's, and although one may share a "Yo Mama" joke, it doesn't actually mean that he/she shares the views of or condones what the jokes says. That being said:

"Yo Mama is so cross-eyed, when she cries the tears roll down her back!"

DBA-One
07-07-06, 02:50 PM
Yo mama smells so bad she put on Secret and it told on the bitch!

LittleB
07-07-06, 02:56 PM
LMAO!!

Yo mama is so mexican she's a platinum wrapper!

DBA-One
07-07-06, 03:03 PM
Yo mama is so fat the horse on her Jordache is real.

OffThaHorseCEO
07-07-06, 03:03 PM
yo mama is so ugly, she had to trick or treat by phone

gary88
07-07-06, 03:09 PM
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world

NolaBoy
07-07-06, 03:14 PM
Yo mama so fat she puts mayo on her diet pill

Yo mama is like a gas station, pay as you pump

DBA-One
07-07-06, 03:18 PM
Yo mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out.

NolaBoy
07-07-06, 03:20 PM
Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper

OffThaHorseCEO
07-07-06, 03:29 PM
chuck norris is afraid of yo mama....

NolaBoy
07-07-06, 03:52 PM
Yo mama is so old her birth certificate says expired

DBA-One
07-07-06, 03:52 PM
Your mama is so old her drives license has a BC birth date.

NolaBoy
07-07-06, 04:03 PM
Yo mama is like spoiled milk, thick and chunky

I~LUV~Caddys8792
07-07-06, 05:41 PM
Your mother has such poor taste, she bought a Citroen! hahahha!


(sorry, I tried to be lame there!)

OffThaHorseCEO
07-07-06, 06:11 PM
cant be as lame as mine,

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/745377-post11.html

anyways, yo mama is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

AElayyat
07-07-06, 06:15 PM
Your mama is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.

AElayyat
07-07-06, 06:16 PM
Here is a cheesy one.

Your mama has a wheel chair with a clutch and 5 spoke rims.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
07-07-06, 06:17 PM
Yo mama is a tranny!

(oh snap!)

slk230mb
07-07-06, 08:25 PM
Yo mama is a tranny!

(oh snap!)

Chad, step away from the keyboard...

Yo mama so greasy Shell buys oil from her.

tman2093
07-07-06, 08:25 PM
The stupid one:
Yo mama is so fat, she could be considered by most experts to be obese!

The real ones:
Yo mama so cross eyed, I was hitting it from behind and she though she was in a threesome!

Yo mama is so hairy, when you was born you got rugburn

Yo mama is like a bubble gum machine, 25 cents a blow

Yo mama is like a doorknob everybody gets a turn

Benzilla
07-08-06, 04:48 AM
Fat:

Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!

Yo Mamma's so fat, a friend showed her a picture of her feet...

...She didn't recognize them.

Dumb:

Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.

Poor:

Yo mama so poor, when I went into her house a cockroach tripped me and an ant stole my wallet.

Yo Mama so poor that when someone asked where the bathroom was, she replied "Pick a corner... any corner.

Other:

Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

90Brougham350
07-08-06, 11:57 AM
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

I~LUV~Caddys8792
07-08-06, 01:37 PM
Chad, step away from the keyboard...

You know I meant transvestite not transmission right? :)

Stoneage_Caddy
07-08-06, 02:01 PM
The last woman richard simmons with was yo momma ....

You momma so ugly michael jackson named his theme park after her snatch , never never land

Yo momma so fat i was this label on her ass :http://www.suv.com/news/suvlabel.jpg
which said : "This is a multipurpose fat bitch which will handle and maneuver differently from an ordinary bitch in conditions which may occur on the streets and highways and in trailers. As with other bitches of this type, if you make sharp turns or abrupt maneuvers, the bitch may roll over on top of you or may go out of control and crash. You should read screwing guidelines and instructions in the bitch's diary and WEAR YOUR CONDOM AT ALL TIMES."

slk230mb
07-09-06, 02:56 PM
You know I meant transvestite not transmission right? :)

Yes.

addison_ii
07-10-06, 01:32 PM
Yo mama so dumb she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

Yo mama's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama so dumb she thought something was wrong with her alphabet soup because she couldn't spell anything but OOOOO, she didn't realize it was Cheerios.

Yo mama so fat then when she has sex the man has to slap her thighs and ride the wave in.

Yo mama so fat she has to use diet shampoo.

Yo mama breath is so foul she has to have Altoids IV's daily.

bpmolder
07-18-06, 06:41 AM
Yo mama's so dumb she thinks manual labor is the president of Mexico.

Yo mama's so fat she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.

Yo mama's so fat that when God said, "Let there be light" she had to get the hell out of the way first.

Yo mama's so stupid it takes her an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a red dress, the kids scream, "Hey, Kool-aid!"