Rich Urban Bikers.....

These *******s jump on there choppers and leave the 1 million dollar house in all there middle age white guy glory and go out like the rest of the middle age white guy crowd and try to prove to the world there still "hard" as they go to wallgreens to pick up there viagra so they can fornicate with there overweight middle age SUV driving white woman.

Ive had problems with this ******* before , he lives up the street and will drive right next to the slowest car on the road. Tonight the slow car turns off and i managed to squeak by , no one else did. he got 15 cars stacked up behind him and some soccer mom in a expidition. Road merges down to one lane after a light , he lines up beside me. We boath nail it off the light coarse the RUB beats me , and then promtply slows to 25 mph in a 40. Revving his engine in victory. Then brake checks me when I caught him. Instaed of takeing his ***** warning i got even closer and layed on the horn and locked the car in second with the highbeams on. The ****er would take off every time i tired to pass him and cut him off so i could adjust his ataitude with my tire iron.

Little *****s ....you look for a fight , and when you get one with someone in there prime you take off like a little candy ass ....

I take the ******* off the bike next time with the front bumper ....YOU DONT OWN THE ROAD.....NEITHER DO I.....but you dont pick fights with 2 tons of detroits finest iron ....

Two words, Stone: anger management. FWIW, we have our share of these Peter Pan wannabes out here, forever clogging up the canyons on the weekends. It really makes for a less than enjoyable drive when you're surrounded by what sounds like a hundred fartting bees.

Craig

i was thrown out of anger management twice , got pissed off and walked out once ....

whats worse is im now medicated for it ....doesnt do a damn thing .....

real bikers dont do this shit ......the "pub" that i freqent is one of those establishments where the real bikers hang out ...not like im one ....but i pretty much grew up there ....im like norm in that bitch ....now you cut off a real biker , or screw with them , there will be hell to pay....but they dont intentionally **** with people like the rubs ...

real bikers dont do this shit ......the "pub" that i freqent is one of those establishments where the real bikers hang out ...not like im one ....but i pretty much grew up there ....im like norm in that bitch ....now you cut off a real biker , or screw with them , there will be hell to pay....but they dont intentionally **** with people like the rubs ...

Out of the millions of people that ride bikes, only 1% are the hardcore bikers. I have friends that ride bikes, they look tough but inside they're just a big teddy bear.

i was thrown out of anger management twice , got pissed off and walked out once ....



LOL!! That's ****in awesome!!

people laugh there asses off when i tell em about it ....

told the bitch to shove it when we did the "counting and happy breatheing" .....she looked at me funny , told her "i already breathe , how the hell is breathing more gonna keep me from tearing your head off?" ....she couldnt awnser it , to my likeing , so i left ....and left 20 feet of rubber in the lot ...

Haha I had a similar incident with a Grand Am who kept on cutting me off on the highway. I was in the caddy and he brake checked me...Uh buddy...eat my chrome, I laid the horn in a "I WILL DESTROY YOU!" fashion and he backed off. It's just funny to see this huge car veering across the road to chase this little punk down, I'd want to see this from a different angle.

I wouldn't **** with an '86 Brougham on the freeway and I'm in a Cadillac!
(Unless of course it was a drag race :sneaky: )

haha it's one thing to breathe, but now theres happy breathing?!

I've got an ass hole like that who live across the street from me on the little cul de sac I live on. We've got so many cars around here that the few parking spaces there are, are limited and hard to come buy. This ass has one car, and he keeps his POS bike in his garage. Whenever he wants to ride his POS bike, he parks his car in one of the much needed spots, pulls his bike out, and then just f**kin' leaves the damn car there, so I have to park on the street. Then he bitches about how he can't get around my car, 'cause of where it's parked. Finally, after he's all done riding his bike, he comes home, and doesn't even pull it back in through his own driveway, he pulls it in, via the side walk leading to his neighbors door, and then over a patch of lawn. I asked him one time, why the hell he couldn't move his car back into his driveway to free up some space. He told me, he left it there, so he could get his bike in and out. Yeah....I don't think your neighbors sidewalk and lawn constitute a driveway pal. I mean, I know I'm not all up on the latest zoning laws and what not, but I'm pretty sure with the way he pulls it in, there should be plenty of room to pull it out that way as well wihtou even having to touch his car. In fact I've seen him do it to. After he fed me his bullshit story, I told him to go f*ck himself. He already didn't like any of my family, so it didn't bother me in the least. After that, I began parking in his driveway whenever he refused to move his car back, even after he got back from riding his bike. Sure, he get's pissed, but it's not my problem. My family has 5 cars among us...and 1 driveway/garage (which is takin' up by the two classic cars). He's got one car, and doesn't even use his driveway half the time. This is why he qualifies as a Fat, Stupid, Pathetic, Yuppy, Douchebag, Mother F**ker.


Sorry for the rant, but when I saw the post, I just had to vent.

Just watch out and make sure he doesn't vandalise your car. He could "accidentaly" scratch it when no one is around. Is it possible to park the family cars in such a way that you can basically take all the parking spots? Like parking farther apart, but close enough that won't allow for a car to park inbetween? Whenever you want a space, move another car back a little, and voila parking spot! It's so crazy, so crazy it just might work...

Stoney: You are one hilarious SOB. :D

Just watch out and make sure he doesn't vandalise your car. He could "accidentaly" scratch it when no one is around. Is it possible to park the family cars in such a way that you can basically take all the parking spots? Like parking farther apart, but close enough that won't allow for a car to park inbetween? Whenever you want a space, move another car back a little, and voila parking spot! It's so crazy, so crazy it just might work...


There 5 spots available, and about 8 different cars that have to fit (not including his). Anyway, he doesn't have the balls to vandalize my car 'cause he knows that if he ever touched it, I'd take a bat to his headlights, and a hammer and punch to his valve stems.

Danbuc, drive over him with that '63 Monterey of yours :)

stoney, you could pass him in my car :D

Stoney,

Your episode is EXACTLY why Im selling my Harleys. Ive ridden Harleys since I was 16 (24 years) and my first Harley was a 76 Sportster....POS, but a Harley nonetheless. Im not gonna toot my own horn to say I was here first, but the exponential explosion of *******s riding Harleys is....well embarrassing. I used to stop and help other bikers on the side of the road when I saw them broken down...now, fook em....Id get sued by some Rubbie just for lending a hand. I ride a BMW now and let the other *******s pretend theyre tough and mean. Id bet a dollar to a donut that none of these pillowbiters has ridden more than 250 miles in a shot, probably have to go home and watch their bigscreen TVs and bang their flabby assed, gunt ridden roast beef holes.

Rant off.


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Stoney,

Your episode is EXACTLY why Im selling my Harleys. Ive ridden Harleys since I was 16 (24 years) and my first Harley was a 76 Sportster....POS, but a Harley nonetheless. Im not gonna toot my own horn to say I was here first, but the exponential explosion of *******s riding Harleys is....well embarrassing. I used to stop and help other bikers on the side of the road when I saw them broken down...now, fook em....Id get sued by some Rubbie just for lending a hand. I ride a BMW now and let the other *******s pretend theyre tough and mean. Id bet a dollar to a donut that none of these pillowbiters has ridden more than 250 miles in a shot, probably have to go home and watch their bigscreen TVs and bang their flabby assed, gunt ridden roast beef holes.

Rant off.


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I don't know about anyone else, but that is some funny shit.

Your episode is EXACTLY why Im selling my Harleys. Ive ridden Harleys since I was 16 (24 years) and my first Harley was a 76 Sportster....POS, but a Harley nonetheless. Im not gonna toot my own horn to say I was here first, but the exponential explosion of *******s riding Harleys is....well embarrassing. I used to stop and help other bikers on the side of the road when I saw them broken down...now, fook em....Id get sued by some Rubbie just for lending a hand. I ride a BMW now and let the other *******s pretend theyre tough and mean. Id bet a dollar to a donut that none of these pillowbiters has ridden more than 250 miles in a shot, probably have to go home and watch their bigscreen TVs and bang their flabby assed, gunt ridden roast beef holes.

Hey F-

What model of Harley do you have, an Ultra? Here's an article I found quite interesting, it points out all the luxury touring bikes coming to the market and all the people buying Geezer Glides nowadays. http://biz.yahoo.com/weekend/bikes_1.html

I think you'll find it interesting.

stoney, you could pass him in my car :D
yet another reason i WILL have one in a few years

Next time you get to a stoplight behind him get out and start pushing him around. The little dweeb'll soon stop playing the hard man.

I don't have any problems with Harley owners over here, but I do seem to keep getting stuck behind small Japanese cars that have a bumper sticker that says "Follow me becuase I'm following Jesus". Well, can you ask the big JC to put his foot down becuase it's a 40 limit and we're doing 20... Cos if you don'td speed up or get out oy my way you're gonna be meeting him...

Out of the millions of people that ride bikes, only 1% are the hardcore bikers. I have friends that ride bikes, they look tough but inside they're just a big teddy bear.

We talked about this in my Criminal Justice class... I believe there known as the 1%ers

Can someone who knows about bikes/Harleys explain something to me:

Why do these guys insist on idling their bike for 15 minutes before they finally get on their fart-machine and go away? Will it break if you just start it up and immediately ride off? As for why my neighbor does this routine at 2am I'm sure I can answer that one for myself.

*IF* I ever get a bike, it would be a crotch rocket. I couldn't pull off the H-D look or any other type of larger bike. Plus, at 5'6", there aren't many bikes I can fit on :D

Although, I can barely fit on a GSX-R, and the Kawasaki Ninja, can't fit on the Yamaha or Honda models.

WHY WANNABEES IDLE THEIR HARLEYS FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE HOURS:

1) SO YOU'LL NOTICE THEY HAVE A HARLEY - NOTHING QUITE SOUNDS LIKE ONE, ALTHOUGH THE JAPA-NAZI'S HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR DECADES TO IMITATE THEIR LOOK and SOUND.

2) 'CUZ they LIKE THE SOUND AND IT REINFORCES THEIR SELF-INDUCED TOUGH-GUY VISAGE.

3) FOR THE BENEFIT OF ANY LADIES=OF=THE-LEATHER THAT THEY THINK ARE SNARE-ABLE,,,,,


OMG- just noticed the caps - sorry about that.

Hey F-

What model of Harley do you have, an Ultra? Here's an article I found quite interesting, it points out all the luxury touring bikes coming to the market and all the people buying Geezer Glides nowadays. http://biz.yahoo.com/weekend/bikes_1.html

I think you'll find it interesting.

Electra Glide Classic and K1200LT (BMW)


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I did the Idle thing with my harley, but not for 15 minutes, i would start the bike then put my jacket and helmet on, the carburated versions need a minute or two to warm up so they would not bog down or stall when you pulled off

but i also had stock pipes on mine, I like quiet:)

I did the Idle thing with my harley, but not for 15 minutes, i would start the bike then put my jacket and helmet on, the carburated versions need a minute or two to warm up so they would not bog down or stall when you pulled off

but i also had stock pipes on mine, I like quiet:)

All my harleys have been carbed...they need a few minutes to warm up and get their shizzle in a group, or your bike will sputter and cough when you ride away



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