: CVP33 - how do I get banned?



wildwhl
06-12-06, 10:35 PM
So that nobody can talk me out of trading the V before the wife gets back?

WW

ChicagoCTS32
06-12-06, 10:56 PM
do it... 997, 997, 997, 997

But make the clear corners for the rest of us first :)

wildwhl
06-12-06, 10:59 PM
Clear - or smoked??? I'm working on smoked (but clear is just as simple)

Kadonny
06-13-06, 07:19 AM
The lack of CVP in this thread is disturbing.

Staxxin
06-13-06, 08:33 AM
I think the trick is to buy a SRT :histeric: :histeric:

ChicagoCTS32
06-13-06, 08:55 AM
Clear - or smoked??? I'm working on smoked (but clear is just as simple)

Both (?). Not sure how the smoked would look matching the tint on my car.

jspridge
06-13-06, 09:31 AM
Clear - or smoked??? I'm working on smoked (but clear is just as simple)

Clear for me, with some sort of texture/crosshatch on the inside of the lens (ideally).

byucelt
06-13-06, 11:43 AM
A 997tt? Yes!!!

CVP33
06-13-06, 05:26 PM
Try as I might I can't get banned from the Caddy Forums. Here are my previous transgressions:

Physically abused another member
Physically abused another member's member
Used foul language and fowl language simultaneously (called someone a chicken $hit)
Threatened to dry hump dannypoostang
Did dry hump two moderators (Reed, Urby)
Insulted the site owner (rebuffed his sexual advances twice)
Cheated forum members out of their anal virginity (Florian, WW, others)
Accused many V owners of abusive radio listening
Numerous incidents of chicanery, tom foolery, mayhem and grab ass
Bought a competing vehicle to the site

I don't know what the hell I have to do to get banned from here! :eek:

Florian
06-13-06, 05:49 PM
Try as I might I can't get banned from the Caddy Forums. Here are my previous transgressions:

Physically abused another member
Physically abused another member's member
Used foul language and fowl language simultaneously (called someone a chicken $hit)
Threatened to dry hump dannypoostang
Did dry hump two moderators (Reed, Urby)
Insulted the site owner (rebuffed his sexual advances twice)
Cheated forum members out of their anal virginity (Florian, WW, others)
Accused many V owners of abusive radio listening
Numerous incidents of chicanery, tom foolery, mayhem and grab ass
Bought a competing vehicle to the site

I don't know what the hell I have to do to get banned from here! :eek:

I thought those were pre-requisites to be a member here....jeez. Man is my ass sore....

F

SoCadillac
06-13-06, 06:50 PM
Physically abused another member
Physically abused another member's member
Used foul language and fowl language simultaneously (called someone a chicken $hit)
Threatened to dry hump dannypoostang
Did dry hump two moderators (Reed, Urby)
Insulted the site owner (rebuffed his sexual advances twice)
Cheated forum members out of their anal virginity (Florian, WW, others)
Accused many V owners of abusive radio listening
Numerous incidents of chicanery, tom foolery, mayhem and grab ass
Bought a competing vehicle to the site.
Now there's a Curriculum Vitae to be proud of!

wildwhl
06-13-06, 08:52 PM
Screw it, I'm gonna but an SRT8 just to be a turncoat like you, CVP (and that will keep slurby off my ass for a while).

Decisions, decisions....but the selection just doesn't EVER compare to the V, dollars for dollars :nono:

WW

Florian
06-13-06, 09:18 PM
Cmon WW, be a man and take your dealer indifference like a man....


F

calicadi
06-13-06, 09:29 PM
If (I repeat - if -) you really do this, which kind of P driver will you be? I know two types, the ones who treat their car like a mothergrabbing shrine, seldom driving it, babying it when they do, but regaling everyone they meet with what a performance machine it is... or the type that really flog it?

LeMans is coming up this weekend... let's see which marques do well.

wildwhl
06-13-06, 10:10 PM
WHEN the V leaves (or is supplemented by a Porsche) I'll drive the "other" vehicle just like the V - hard, fast, and often.

WW

mostoyzwinz
06-13-06, 10:35 PM
hard, fast, and often.

WW

Sounds better than my sex life...but then again the V is more open to my frequent advances.

wildwhl
06-13-06, 10:36 PM
Sounds better than my sex life...but then again the V is more open to my frequent advances.

deja vu

calicadi
06-18-06, 10:37 PM
WHEN the V leaves (or is supplemented by a Porsche) I'll drive the "other" vehicle just like the V - hard, fast, and often.

WW

So now that LeMans is over and the C6 is victorious again. Maybe time to consider the runner-up... Aston Martin, or the GT2 winner... Panoz! Get the Panoz and you're still buying American.:thumbsup:

urbanski
06-19-06, 07:07 AM
there is a panoz dealer right near me

WW come on over for a visit :) and bring your clear sidemarkers

wildwhl
06-19-06, 10:02 AM
Please don't remind me of my side (marker) projects...I'm watching the riggers try to destroy $200K worth of folding equipment. Doesn't matter how advanced this stuff is when they drop it :nono:

WW

arr0gant
06-19-06, 12:21 PM
Try as I might I can't get banned from the Caddy Forums. Here are my previous transgressions:

Physically abused another member
Physically abused another member's member
Used foul language and fowl language simultaneously (called someone a chicken $hit)
Threatened to dry hump dannypoostang
Did dry hump two moderators (Reed, Urby)
Insulted the site owner (rebuffed his sexual advances twice)
Cheated forum members out of their anal virginity (Florian, WW, others)
Accused many V owners of abusive radio listening
Numerous incidents of chicanery, tom foolery, mayhem and grab ass
Bought a competing vehicle to the site

I don't know what the hell I have to do to get banned from here! :eek:

Wierd. Took me out on a date, he was nothing but a perfet gentleman!! ;)

CVP33
06-19-06, 05:06 PM
Wierd. Took me out on a date, he was nothing but a perfet gentleman!! ;)

I think we need to re-define "date". I'm accustomed to paying for dinner, moviel, etc. Just not use to paying for the pleasure of your company by the hour. What was that all about? :eek:

urbanski
06-19-06, 06:20 PM
i drove by the porsche dealer here
saw a cayman out front
its not as gay as it looks in the magazine reviews :hide:

wildwhl
06-19-06, 09:57 PM
From the driver's seat - it isn't gay at all. Very fine automobile (but for 2 seats, I'll go Z06).

WW