: The nine most important men



Blackout
01-29-04, 03:29 PM
Like to share with you some notable quotations from nine important men
in ones life.

THE NINE MOST IMPORTANT MEN...

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says "Take your clothes off"

2. THE DENTIST: because he says "Open wide"

3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says: "Do you want it teased or blown"

4. THE MILKMAN: because he says: "Do you want it in the front or the
back"

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says: "Once it's in,you'll love
it"

6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says: "It will rise gradually and
maintain
it's peak for a long-long-long time"

7. THE BANKER: because he says: "If you take it out too soon,you'll
lose interest"

8. THE HUNTER: because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and
always eats what he shoots

9. THE PHONE INSTALLER GUY: because he says "Would you like it on
the table or against the wall?"

No matter what they say, Its still sex in your dirty mind.

Spock
01-30-04, 03:53 AM
LOL this rocks!



PS: I thought none of them were sexual

PPS: I did not have sexual relations with that woman


PPPS: I'm a horrible liar!

tru504187211
01-30-04, 10:16 AM
Maybe thats why I am always excitied at work, I just take everything sexually instead of what they are supposed to be!
PS: I am a dairyman.