: My V can wipe anyone's ass!



heavymetals
04-24-06, 01:57 PM
Pictures to prove it!

(notice I didn't say "whip")

urbanski
04-24-06, 02:01 PM
oh dear lord :p

CIWS
04-24-06, 02:02 PM
Pictures to prove it!

(notice I didn't say "whip")


Haha - too funny heavymetals.


and here I was looking at the thread title thinking you had somehow modified the windshield washer nozzles. ;)

crowan
04-24-06, 02:09 PM
I've seen a million posts about the Vs have shitty rears, but this is the first time that I could fully visualize the problem!

Why can't the FAQ be this crystal clear? :stirpot:

CR

Kidhummer
04-24-06, 02:21 PM
u should start marketing these

dannystang
04-24-06, 02:54 PM
u should start marketing these

I would buy one just to PO the girlfriend.

I did notice you selected the fastest color

Florian
04-24-06, 02:54 PM
I've seen a million posts about the Vs have shitty rears, but this is the first time that I could fully visualize the problem!

Why can't the FAQ be this crystal clear? :stirpot:

CR


My rear must be broken, it has a crack in it (rimshot please....) :thepan:


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Florian
04-24-06, 02:55 PM
I would buy one just to PO the girlfriend.

I did notice you selected the fastest color

I thought the fastest color was corn....or bean.


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dannystang
04-24-06, 02:56 PM
Pictures to prove it!

(notice I didn't say "whip")

Damn after inspection shot #2 I think its time for a new toilet seat buddy..

Looks like the local chevron station.

Florian
04-24-06, 03:11 PM
Holy Jiminy RockHudsonStang, it figures youd be checkin out toilet seats....wasnt that you I saw standing knee deep in the bottom of a porta-potty. If it wasnt, then it was your twin...either way, you make an easy target.


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lasstss
04-24-06, 03:15 PM
Send that to CVP 33, he can Live the dream!:D

Chris, this has your name on it!!

Jon
04-24-06, 03:19 PM
Some idiot drove through your wall...

austin
04-24-06, 03:31 PM
Just when i thought i have seen it all!! :jawdrop:

heavymetals
04-24-06, 03:52 PM
Damn after inspection shot #2 I think its time for a new toilet seat buddy..

Looks like the local chevron station.

Hey guy, that seat is CLEAN, it is the lighting.

Jesda
04-24-06, 04:50 PM
Some idiot drove through your wall...

Was it this guy?
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/rage/images/050401/koolaidmansm.jpg

GT04CTS-V
04-24-06, 05:03 PM
Heavy,


That is funny as $hit.

GT

DILLIGAF
04-24-06, 05:21 PM
More mod hell pics from heavy.Maybe the lighting sucks at the chevron station too.

dannystang
04-24-06, 06:36 PM
Hey guy, that seat is CLEAN, it is the lighting.

Ok, Ok...

Looks like someone missed though..

Maybe one of those new lexus camera rear assist units could be helpful...

My bad...

http://www.mobileav.biz/shop/product.php?productid=255&cat=0&page=1&featured

ahahnu
04-24-06, 07:05 PM
Next is the V mail box

lars464
04-24-06, 07:11 PM
Do I "smell" a group buy?

CTS5
04-24-06, 09:06 PM
It needs clear DRL's!

And with a cowl hood you could run bigger rolls.

Florian
04-24-06, 09:21 PM
[QUOTE=dannystang]Ok, Ok...Maybe one of those new rear assist units could be helpful...

QUOTE]

Believe you me, CorkyStang needs no rear assist...:thehand: :alchi: :eek:


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wildwhl
04-24-06, 09:22 PM
you are one sick man my friend.

rand49er
04-24-06, 09:32 PM
No question about it, heavy, you are definitely doomed!

wildwhl
04-24-06, 10:06 PM
Let me guess...left over DOW blue board or grey board from a composite model airplane project, and a few spare beers and hours?

WW

heavymetals
04-24-06, 10:38 PM
Let me guess...left over DOW blue board or grey board from a composite model airplane project, and a few spare beers and hours?

WW

Actually it is made out of a very good grade of plywood.

A friend of mine in France, who is a mastercraftsman :worship: in wood, made it for me as a birthday present.

The guy specializes in reproductions of 16th century instruments and he is into hot rods. :thumbsup:

He made one for himself of a 2cv that is very cool.

wildwhl
04-24-06, 10:44 PM
Very good...nice work. The 2cv one is more accurate with the roll coming from the *right* end.

:hmm: I could print a V, diecut it, and make a simple little TP cover...but I'd be stealing Heavy's idea. 1,000 would only take a couple of hours... ;)

WW

heavymetals
04-24-06, 10:51 PM
I have been trying to talk him into making them as a sideline, but he says he doesn't want to be famous as a TP holder maker.:tisk:

At least I got one!:thumbsup:

CADI-V
04-24-06, 11:17 PM
Group Buy ...Conunt me in!!! That was great !!

ctsvett
04-25-06, 12:17 AM
Hey heavy,
is that the only working V in your house right now?

Sorry... I could not resist... Now fix the Damn car before the V meet or you will need to drive Mr V.

Reed

heavymetals
04-25-06, 12:29 AM
OUCH!

Yep, the V is still on jackstands, and no headers yet.

RATS......

kali_cts03
04-25-06, 01:22 AM
Pictures to prove it!

(notice I didn't say "whip")

Now all you need is the back night light by RobertCTS: :thumbsup:

....the old bezel into a night light.:)

http://usera.imagecave.com/BobsWork/LS6bar-2.jpg