: You guys MUST do this!



CVP33
04-15-06, 04:21 PM
The wittier amongst you will find this a hoot. I know I did.

http://flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/motivator.php

I have attached a few of mine.

Kidhummer
04-15-06, 04:25 PM
The wittier amongst you will find this a hoot. I know I did.

http://flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/motivator.php

I have attached a few of mine.

So i take it you own a SRT-8 and not a CTS-V. I test drove the srt-8 and it was nice...just felt a little heavy

CVP33
04-15-06, 04:33 PM
So i take it you own a SRT-8 and not a CTS-V. I test drove the srt-8 and it was nice...just felt a little heavy

Portly, robust, rotund, or just plain obese at 4,000 lbs. Unbelievable to me that it generates .90g on the skid pad and runs the quarter in the high 12's. Crazy ain't it?

Kidhummer
04-15-06, 04:38 PM
Portly, robust, rotund, or just plain obese at 4,000 lbs. Unbelievable to me that it generates .90g on the skid pad and runs the quarter in the high 12's. Crazy ain't it?

It's a beast..that's for sure. and that's a cool link CVP, I just came up with some funny one's I will post later...Ciao for now

ctsvflorida
04-15-06, 08:50 PM
Portly, robust, rotund, or just plain obese at 4,000 lbs. Unbelievable to me that it generates .90g on the skid pad and runs the quarter in the high 12's. Crazy ain't it?

High 12's? On what planet?

Imperator
04-15-06, 09:25 PM
My contributions attached. :)




High 12's? On what planet?

They do. I've seen several SRT-8s make high-12 passes in good weather on tires. From some of the dyno sheets I've seen, it looks as if those 6.1L HEMIs are making around 460HP at the crank! :holycrap:

rand49er
04-15-06, 10:30 PM
... those 6.1L HEMIs are making around 460HP at the crank! :holycrap::eek: :eek: :eek:

CIWS
04-15-06, 10:41 PM
Gee this is real internet fun. http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/DeNiro/braveheart.gif

;)

StealthV
04-15-06, 10:48 PM
Just when this gets rolling tonight, I bet it'll be locked like last night... :bigroll:

CIWS
04-15-06, 10:57 PM
Just when this gets rolling tonight, I bet it'll be locked like last night... :bigroll:

Man, I go out of town for one night and miss all of the fun. :(

StealthV
04-15-06, 11:12 PM
:worship:V

lasstss
04-15-06, 11:52 PM
Nice!

f2000keith
04-16-06, 12:02 AM
Here's a quick one I made...

chuckdobbins
04-16-06, 12:27 AM
the "all your base" one is BY FAR the best.

lol i still cant get over it!!

nikon
04-16-06, 02:12 AM
My contribution :D

Barak
04-16-06, 02:12 AM
How about this.

CVP33
04-16-06, 02:29 AM
Trust me, I'm better at this than you. And for the record, high 12's confirmed with video. Would you like the link?

CVP33
04-16-06, 02:30 AM
How about this.

Not an SRT. Learn your vehicles.

CVP33
04-16-06, 02:32 AM
:worship:V

"All are SRT8 are belong to us?" Does that even make sense?

Barak
04-16-06, 02:32 AM
Or these.

CVP33
04-16-06, 02:36 AM
Or these.

Again, not SRT's so I'd have to agree. Quick poll, who's getting the lambo door again? Oh that's right..............

Barak
04-16-06, 02:37 AM
Not an SRT. Learn your vehicles.

Oh, I thought all SRT8's came standard with hubcaps.

Imperator
04-16-06, 02:54 AM
One more jab for good measure.

VELOSE
04-16-06, 03:38 AM
Thanks CVP. Now all my pics are going to be bordered with this when I post. :thumbsup:

CIWS
04-16-06, 08:14 AM
Yeah so far, StealthV's "All your Base" and nikon's "Ferrari" I like the best.

I was tired last night from a long day on the road travelling back. Will have to see what the day can bring now that I'm rested. This will be some good prep work for figuring out something with that Mastercard commercial ;)

CVP33
04-16-06, 08:45 AM
:thumbsup: Happy Easter everyone!:thumbsup:


P.S. The best part of getting old and losing your memory is you can hide your own Easter Eggs.

urbanski
04-16-06, 08:52 AM
Just when this gets rolling tonight, I bet it'll be locked like last night... :bigroll:
HAHAH
naw i like this thread so far.

urbanski
04-16-06, 08:55 AM
Trust me, I'm better at this than you. And for the record, high 12's confirmed with video. Would you like the link?
asshat is 1 word :thehand: :tisk: :want: :highfive: :alchi:

urbanski
04-16-06, 08:56 AM
"All are SRT8 are belong to us?" Does that even make sense?
lol
you don't know that all your base stuff do ya?
may i tease you about that now?
lol internet n00b

CVP33
04-16-06, 09:12 AM
lol
you don't know that all your base stuff do ya?
may i tease you about that now?
lol internet n00b

Feel free. I'm clueless.

GT04CTS-V
04-16-06, 09:24 AM
Oh yeah! :stirpot:


http://users.adelphia.net/~gt4fore/cvp.jpg

CVP33
04-16-06, 09:31 AM
Oh yeah! :stirpot:




Alright let me help you with how to play this game. First choose a word or phrase that you would expect to see on a motivational poster that either:

a) compliments the vehicle
or
b)is an outright cut down.

Second choose a picture that his high quality and you would actually expect to see on a motivational poster. (you actually did this correctly)

Finally use a witty phrase that is either similar to the motivational text, uses the car company's own verbage or is a slap in the face in contrast to the picture slash motivational title.

The lambo door picture is priceless, but you wasted it with a less than stellar phrase. Someone will do better trust me. Now who's next?

CVP33
04-16-06, 09:40 AM
OK, I'm going to help you with this.

lasstss
04-16-06, 09:55 AM
Alright let me help you with how to play this game. First choose a word or phrase that you would expect to see on a motivational poster that either:

a) compliments the vehicle
or
b)is an outright cut down.

Second choose a picture that his high quality and you would actually expect to see on a motivational poster. (you actually did this correctly)

Finally use a witty phrase that is either similar to the motivational text, uses the car company's own verbage or is a slap in the face in contrast to the picture slash motivational title.

The lambo door picture is priceless, but you wasted it with a less than stellar phrase. Someone will do better trust me. Now who's next?

CVP your'e absolutely correct. What he left out was the Hispanic guy with the fur coat and purple fedora that goes with that car.

CVP33
04-16-06, 09:57 AM
CVP your'e absolutely correct. What he left out was the Hispanic guy with the fur coat and purple fedora that goes with that car.

LOL. Low hanging fruit though. Too easy.

Planediveguy
04-16-06, 09:59 AM
OK, I'm going to help you with this.


I am upgrading my CTS for a V at the end of the year... You can put a jet engine on your SRT and make it fly... and go faster than anything out there... but doesn't matter how much lipstick you put on a pig...

thebigjimsho
04-16-06, 10:23 AM
"All are SRT8 are belong to us?" Does that even make sense?Oh my God! Tell me you're not serious! Or are you over 60?

CVP33
04-16-06, 10:27 AM
Oh my God! Tell me you're not serious! Or are you over 60?

40. Still don't get it.

CVP33
04-16-06, 10:28 AM
but doesn't matter how much lipstick you put on a pig...

With all due respect, what you do in your free time is your business. But since were on the subject sheep are actually more compliant. :thumbsup:

urbanski
04-16-06, 10:35 AM
With all due respect, what you do in your free time is your business. But since were on the subject sheep are actually more compliant. :thumbsup:
goats > *

thebigjimsho
04-16-06, 10:36 AM
Hey Chris, here you go. Enjoy it....

http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com/video1_view.shtml

CIWS
04-16-06, 10:54 AM
A few more.

StealthV
04-16-06, 10:59 AM
:yawn:

StealthV
04-16-06, 11:33 AM
:shhh:

thebigjimsho
04-16-06, 11:36 AM
HAHAHA:stirpot:

CVP33
04-16-06, 11:38 AM
SV,

Well done young padawan. And yes I did laugh.

Devil_concours
04-16-06, 11:39 AM
"All are SRT8 are belong to us?" Does that even make sense?
this is a popular joke.

StealthV
04-16-06, 11:45 AM
:highfive:

StealthV
04-16-06, 11:50 AM
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=1896

thebigjimsho
04-16-06, 11:50 AM
SV,

Well done young padawan. And yes I did laugh.Have you clicked the link on post #41 yet???

Educate yourself oh Mopar worshipper...

StealthV
04-16-06, 11:51 AM
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=1897

CVP33
04-16-06, 12:00 PM
Have you clicked the link on post #41 yet???

Educate yourself oh Mopar worshipper...

Just watched it. I'm not a "gamer" at all, my 15 and 17 year old had to explain it to me. Apparently this game was imported from Japan and the translations were so poor that the game became legend for all the wrong reasons. Correct?

CVP33
04-16-06, 12:10 PM
One more.

StealthV
04-16-06, 12:13 PM
24,000 miles, original Getrag, I can't hear the whine over the B&B x-pipe and headers. :nyanya:

ace996
04-16-06, 12:35 PM
Chris,
Quite possibly one of the best posts I've ever seen...I may have just given myself a hernia from prolonged blunt-force laughter!!!!!
I would very much like to add a few, but my pic-attachment skills are less than honed and my current situation (legal) with the V would probably lead to examples that would be...well..."excessive".
Great job...absolutely fantastic....I may just need to print a few for when I see the GM rep.
-ace

CVP33
04-16-06, 12:49 PM
Chris,
Quite possibly one of the best posts I've ever seen...I may have just given myself a hernia from prolonged blunt-force laughter!!!!!
I would very much like to add a few, but my pic-attachment skills are less than honed and my current situation (legal) with the V would probably lead to examples that would be...well..."excessive".
Great job...absolutely fantastic....I may just need to print a few for when I see the GM rep.
-ace

Ace,

Thanks. Stealth's were very good as well. I love a quick wit and never mind mentally jousting with someone. Laughing at oneself or one's predicament is a gift. You've never lost that throughout. Cudos to you for maintaining a sense of humor about it all.

chris

Adam
04-16-06, 01:08 PM
Chris, that is awesome man thanks! good find :thumbsup:.

CTS5
04-16-06, 01:13 PM
1st Attempt...

thebigjimsho
04-16-06, 02:29 PM
hahahahaha!!!

DarkKnight
04-16-06, 03:42 PM
Here's mine.:)

thebigjimsho
04-16-06, 04:01 PM
Here's mine.:)Psst. The O in Or should be small...

corneredbeast
04-16-06, 04:07 PM
Apologies to Stealth for (mis)appropriating his pic...

19569

DarkKnight
04-17-06, 01:11 PM
Psst. The O in Or should be small...
Thanks, I caught that to after I had posted it.

V-Max
04-17-06, 01:16 PM
One more jab for good measure.

Imperator, that one is a classic. Sure you can make fun of Caddy's geriatric crowd, but the DC's Dodge commercials have got to be the worse. :)

Norm - project car gets the Balsa wood too!

http://www.beretta.net/board/ib3/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=9;t=261;st=225