It goes by the Moniker of "Artifical Intelligence"

our intelligence suggests this is a crude program or a misguided robot in the form of a 10 year old boy (damn that movie) .

we cant figure out its purpose in life other than its only posts are : "I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later." which indicates it is also programmed to be hung over at all times

so you rust bucket im calling you out , what are you and what is your mission ?