View Full Version : Detained by the Police today


mccombie_5
04-10-06, 12:30 PM
Fecking Chavs!

So today I was in college (yes, it is the holdays) doing some work on my photography project, so I'm smelling a bit funky from the chemicals and I'm a bit pissed off since I've spent all day in a dark room when its beautiful weather anyway, I got on the bus to come home, and sat near the back over the back wheels, there are four seats that face each other so i had a bit more legroom, I usually sit there, the bus was empty until it got abotu half way through its journey, by now there were probably about 15-20 people on board, so the bus stops and Chav and Chavette get on, they sit behind me, I can smell booze on them. So the bus moves off and Chav starts blowing on my neck, so I turn around and give a "wtf are you doing" look. I turned back around and he started again, and flicking my ears. So I turned round again and asked "what the feck is your problem". He gave no reply and I stood up to move seats. He stood up and swung for me, I moved and he stumbled onto the seat in front of him, he stood back up and I smacked him one, and another for good measure, by now his Chavette is skwarking like a drunken sparrow, and the bus driver stops next to a police station, a police Volvo is behind the bus and is presumabely going back to the station, so he stopped along side the bus and we were both removed, I was sat in the police car and the Chav was stood behind it. A police officer asked me what happened and I gave him my version of events, the Chav did the same, an elderly lady on the bus told one of the police officers what happened and I was told I could leave, they let me get back on the bus but Chav and Chavette were kept away until the bus had moved on, then I assume they were allowed to go.

They asked my name and no other details, so I'm assuming there will be no comeback for this.

The police did a good job of dealing with a situation that looked like it was my fault, in a way I suppose it was my fault for retaliating, but because he swung for me first I'd go for self defence.

Definitions of chav on the Web:

* Chav is a derogatory slang term in popular usage throughout the UK. It refers to a subculture stereotype of a person who is uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behaviour. The label is typically, though not exclusively, applied to teenagers and young adults of white working-class or lower-middle class origin. Chav is used for both sexes, where a male chav is sometimes referred to as a chavster and a female as a chavette. ...

soupero
04-10-06, 12:36 PM
Yeah I heard about those chavs, low-class people for sure!!
A bus driver here would never stop when there would be a fight, he probably wouldn't even notice it!

mccombie_5
04-10-06, 12:37 PM
Yeah I heard about those chavs, low-class people for sure!!
A bus driver here would never stop when there would be a fight, he probably wouldn't even notice it!

LOL

There was alot of noise so he stopped for the benefit of the other people on the bus

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-10-06, 02:04 PM
Wow Dopestar now you! LOL!!

jonnyd
04-10-06, 02:07 PM
Honestly I probably would have done the same exact thing as you. You give him a shot for f'in with ya and then another one so he remembers not to f with u! Good man...but I never initiate anything...dont initiate any fights...let the opponent be the one to swing first...plus it opens up his weaknesses for his vital spots:bouncy: :thumbsup:

Jesda
04-10-06, 02:31 PM
For a month everyone was having their cars wrecked. Now everyone's getting into fights.

mccombie_5
04-10-06, 02:57 PM
They didnt cuff me, just put me in their Volvo, I didnt realise police cars had leather.

I wasnt in the mood for anal cavities like him, he shouldnt have swung for me, I really didnt need that today, its been a bad day!

danbuc
04-10-06, 05:21 PM
I had a friend in school who had a 4 cylinder Diesel Chavette, it had a 5 speed in it.:D

mccombie_5
04-10-06, 05:36 PM
I had a friend in school who had a 4 cylinder Diesel Chavette, it had a 5 speed in it.:D

Did it look like this:
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/CHAVETTE.jpg

gothicaleigh
04-10-06, 07:25 PM
Did it look like this:
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/CHAVETTE.jpg

Yeah, they do kind of look like that... :p



:D

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-11-06, 12:56 PM
Did it look like this:
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/CHAVETTE.jpg


Good god thats disgusting! All out of proportion and all! Eww!

mccombie_5
04-11-06, 02:48 PM
Good god thats disgusting! All out of proportion and all! Eww!

That's Britains chav culture for you. They dont work, and expect the world off the state, have a load of children because they get bigger state owned houses and more benefit. Terrorising people and drinking cheap wine are favourite past times.

Jesda
04-11-06, 03:54 PM
Did it look like this:
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/CHAVETTE.jpg


"Give me a siiiiiiign.... hit me baby one more time!"

AznPrydeRegalRyde
04-11-06, 09:26 PM
They didnt cuff me, just put me in their Volvo, I didnt realise police cars had leather. Most cop cars have leather, simply put, its easier to clean and maintain. Try wiping drunk chav vomit off a nice plush cloth seat. Not fun, I'd say. :)

mccombie_5
04-11-06, 09:34 PM
Most cop cars have leather, simply put, its easier to clean and maintain. Try wiping drunk chav vomit off a nice plush cloth seat. Not fun, I'd say. :)

In the US, at least, you have Crown Victorias for police cars, here, the budget is as tight as possible, so often their Volvos are below civillian specification. They get the cars at 50-60% of the list price, usually the use Ford Focus sized vehicles as "Panda" cars for tooling around in, but the Volvos are high response, and highway patrol vehicles.

It was a high specification Volvo, I was surprised at that, because if I recall correctly leather is an option on the S60.

davesdeville
04-12-06, 04:45 AM
Uh, most cop cars here have a solid plastic back seat. Should someone puke in it, there is a drain in the floor and they hose it out. There are no recesses in the seats so when you're cuffed it gets incredibly uncomfortable.