Exactly! If you're dead you don't need the money and it doesn't matter how much your survivors and the cemetary owner hate you. I'd get velour seats for eternity (or until they decompose), and no one would have to pay an estate tax.
A local casket shop sells a Harly Davidson casket lined with studded leather. It also has a working stereo.....so you can listen to music as they cover you with dirt. :bigroll:
I thought it was the tackiest thing I'd ever seen until you posted this.
Why is there a cop standing next to the coffin? That strikes me as a little strange.
I once saw a video of an old being buried in her 85 Coupe Deville. It was kinda morbid, the funeral home had her in her Sunday best propped up behind the wheel. They had a crane to lower the car into the grave. Now I need to find a picture to prove it.
Believe it or not, since everyone in my family is buried in the same mausoleum and the spaces are getting more and more expensive, my family bought a huge part of the building. I can actually go and visit my own grave and get into it if I wanted to.
It is lucrative to play and prey
upon strong senses of guilt and
obligation.
Moreover, flowers are a key component
of both weddings and funerals. What other
racket is there where you can double the
prices dependent on the calendar? (ie. Valentines/
Mother's Day...).
I plan on going out like every other male Illumina: hanging myself from my workbench in the basement in a drunken fit of self-pity! What they do with me afterwards is up to them...But hopefully it involves cremation...
I have some things to say about that pic but I'll reserve them. :nono: But I've heard of people getting buried in cars. Just throw me in the furnace and crank it up. Throw my ashes in the pacific and call it done.
A local casket shop sells a Harly Davidson casket lined with studded leather. It also has a working stereo.....so you can listen to music as they cover you with dirt. :bigroll:
I thought it was the tackiest thing I'd ever seen until you posted this.
I only posted it because it had 'Cadillac' and 'Seville' script on the front, as well as a Cadillac hood ornament.
The rest of it was created with floral foam (I don't know what you really call it) --the stuff they use to build flower arrangements with.
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