View Full Version : Top Ten Gay Cars.....


VELOSE
03-31-06, 05:44 PM
Luckily I don't own any of these. Find out if you're Gay or not.:histeric:
http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayproductreviews/tp/gaycars.htm

illumina
03-31-06, 05:59 PM
I don't know how the 300C (300 in general) made that list, but I have to disagree: most people around where I live that drives one is either a gangta wannabe or some old person...But I guess when you think about it, gangsta wannabes are gay, so that guy might have it right.

Spittin Game
03-31-06, 06:04 PM
That list is definitely off. It didnt even make mention of the miata. ;)

For real tho, the 5 series and the 300C are cool cars. Definitely not gay.

Zorb750
03-31-06, 06:07 PM
I think that the Ford Fucus needs a higher place, and I hate the current five series. Much too soft to be a BMW. Also, the e38 7 series says "Get the hell out of my way" a lot better than the 300C does.

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 06:07 PM
why do gays have to involve themselves in everything

its bad enough theyre gay, do they gotta be labeling vehicles too, how the **** is a 300C a gay mans car?

FredMaxwell
03-31-06, 06:12 PM
why do gays have to involve themselves in everything

its bad enough theyre gay, do they gotta be labeling vehicles too, how the **** is a 300C a gay mans car?



Agreed :thumbsup:

Tailfin
03-31-06, 06:17 PM
The 300C deserves a spot just because it lists a "luxury feature" as having a "longer hood." Pfft! I think the Dodge Intrepid was ripped off points on this list...and as much as I hate to say it...the Escalade needs a runner up...

Not that there's anything wrong with that! ;)

bobkat
03-31-06, 06:19 PM
What a stupid choice of cars...:bigroll:

Some great lines though... "Plus, drag queens (http://gaylife.about.com/od/gaydictionary/g/dragqueen.htm) need an economical, but classy ride with optimal space for all their gear. That way they can spend those bills on costumes instead of high monthly payments. " LMAO !!!

gothicaleigh
03-31-06, 06:19 PM
why do gays have to involve themselves in everything
its bad enough theyre gay, do they gotta be labeling vehicles too, how the **** is a 300C a gay mans car?

They do it just for that reaction from insecure hetero men. :highfive:

bobkat
03-31-06, 06:22 PM
They do it just for that reaction from insecure hetero men. :highfive:

Touché

VELOSE
03-31-06, 06:29 PM
I think I like this thread more than the other one I did about Pimp slappin' and get your pimp name. :histeric:

SpeedyArizona
03-31-06, 06:30 PM
The 300C and BMW 5 Series suprised me, I like both of these cars... If I had to list the top 10 gay cars, it would go something like this:

Chevy HHR
Chevy Cobalt
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Ford Focus
Honda Insight
Honda Civic Hybrid
Mini Cooper
Scion xB
Toyota Prius
Toyota Corolla

D148L0
03-31-06, 06:32 PM
They do it just for that reaction from insecure hetero men. :highfive:
Only line worth reading in this thread.

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 06:34 PM
im not insecure, i just dont like gay men and how they like to overdo anything

how many str8 marches are there, none
how many people make list of the top ten straight cars, none
wtf, brokeback mountain, get the **** out of my face with that shit
straight pride color, non existent
flamers, dont get me started

wanna call me a homophobe, ill call you stupid

homophobe
phobia means fear, a strong fear at that, im not afraid of gays, i just utterly dislike them.

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 06:48 PM
They have their own stuff because they are a minority.Thats like saying you hate black people because theyre black and they have a black history month and fly red green and yellow colors.Thats the most ignorant statement ive heard in awhile.Hating someone because theyre a dude who like banging other dudes is retarded.Yeah,i think its gross,but thats their own business.They involve themselves in things because they want to be a part of society,just like blacks,just like hispanics.yeah,they have a bit of a differnt mentality about things,but you cant hate them for that.Gays arnt bad people,i know a few and they are really cool.Just like a straight person,they just like anal alot.

VELOSE
03-31-06, 06:52 PM
Again......this is the best laugh I've gotten from this thread. Those last two posts really have me falling off my seat laughing. Keep them coming guys.

"How many SRT8 marches are there, none" :histeric:

nikon
03-31-06, 06:56 PM
there's not even one VW on that list.....bogus....and nothing wrong with dude' with other dude's...hell some ***gets are pretty funny.

DILLIGAF
03-31-06, 06:56 PM
Again......this is the best laugh I've gotten from this thread. Those last two posts really have me falling off my seat laughing. Keep them coming guys.

"How many SRT8 marches are there, none" :histeric:
This thread will be fun to watch:bouncy:

urbanski
03-31-06, 06:57 PM
i dunno velose...this isnt going very well

nikon
03-31-06, 06:57 PM
Again......this is the best laugh I've gotten from this thread. Those last two posts really have me falling off my seat laughing. Keep them coming guys.

"How many SRT8 marches are there, none" :histeric:

I think he said str8...as in internet slang for straight :thepan: :crybaby:

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 06:57 PM
watever, act like its funny to you, like i give a ****.

theres nothin wrong with being black,its not immoral, some people hate blacks but god doesnt

ask the pope wat he thinks about homo's?

i get laughs off of gays tryin to get "the respect they deserve" or "the rights they're entitled to"

nikon
03-31-06, 06:59 PM
hang on velose....what were you doing on gaylife anyways???? curious :stirpot:

illumina
03-31-06, 07:03 PM
To all of those making a big homo deal on this thread: stop being *limpwrist* and enjoy the comedy.

AznPrydeRegalRyde
03-31-06, 07:04 PM
im not insecure, i just dont like gay men and how they like to overdo anything

how many str8 marches are there, none
how many people make list of the top ten straight cars, none
wtf, brokeback mountain, get the **** out of my face with that shit
straight pride color, non existent
flamers, dont get me started

wanna call me a homophobe, ill call you stupid

homophobe
phobia means fear, a strong fear at that, im not afraid of gays, i just utterly dislike them. You disgust me.
You're the type who'll end up beating the shit outta a homosexual just because. The good thing is that you'll end up in jail. Hmm, I wonder how confusing it'll be when a straight man sticks his schlong up yer ass when ya bend over to pick up the soap?

You shoulda been a facial.

Talk about lack of tolerance...

VELOSE
03-31-06, 07:04 PM
Because a gay friend thought he should share this with me since I'm into cars.

However, let's keep on track about how gays are associated with the list. If we go off and touch other subjects about Gay Life, this thread will go bye bye. ;)

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 07:04 PM
I think Urbanski might kill our fun...

I thought it was SRT8 marches too,i just got that,lol

The pope is not god nor does he speak for god,what he says doesnt matter,not like catholics are the credible guys anyways...

Gays are good people who have rights just like the rest of us.

urbanski
03-31-06, 07:05 PM
"How many SRT8 marches are there, none" :histeric:
paging CVP

LittleB
03-31-06, 07:05 PM
watever, act like its funny to you, like i give a ****.

theres nothin wrong with being black,its not immoral, some people hate blacks but god doesnt

ask the pope wat he thinks about homo's?

i get laughs off of gays tryin to get "the respect they deserve" or "the rights they're entitled to"

OK I'ma have to call you out here. BEING GAY IS NOT A CHOICE. Being born a certain race is not a choice either. All human beings have rights and deserve respect. I am very shocked at what you wrote.

urbanski
03-31-06, 07:05 PM
However, let's keep on track about how gays are associated with the list. If we go off and touch other subjects about Gay Life, this thread will go bye bye. ;)
yeah maybe if we just talk CARS lol

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 07:06 PM
You shoulda been a facial.

I <3 U

DILLIGAF
03-31-06, 07:07 PM
paging CVPHe's out cruisen for other hemi's,liven on the down low:thumbsup:

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 07:08 PM
Hybrids = cars for gays

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:09 PM
You disgust me.
You're the type who'll end up beating the shit outta a homosexual just because. The good thing is that you'll end up in jail. Hmm, I wonder how confusing it'll be when a straight man sticks his schlong up yer ass when ya bend over to pick up the soap?

You shoulda been a facial.

Talk about lack of tolerance...

who the **** are you to judge me like that, you dont know me and probably never will, but with retarded, pulled-out-of-your-ass comments like that you're the type who will get your ass kicked by me, not some gay guy just because. you act like im some violent person, i just dont like homo's and disagree with everything being turned gay lately. where did i mention beatin up gays, never.

illumina
03-31-06, 07:09 PM
Please don't close this thread: I enjoy watching everyone getting their panties in a bunch over this shit.

I mean, let's get real here: why does the actions of two men laying together bother anyone? You're not doing it, so why does it bother you? I think the truth may lay in the fact that you do fear such actions! Nazi Germany was made in such ways...

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:10 PM
OK I'ma have to call you out here. BEING GAY IS NOT A CHOICE. Being born a certain race is not a choice either. All human beings have rights and deserve respect. I am very shocked at what you wrote.

sorry but those are my beliefs and opinions, everyone has flaws, i guess thats one of mine

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 07:12 PM
Please don't close this thread: I enjoy watching everyone getting their panties in a bunch over this shit.

I mean, let's get real here: why does the actions of two men laying together bother anyone? You're not doing it, so why does it bother you? I think the truth may lay in the fact that you do fear such actions! Nazi Germany was made in such ways...

Best thing ive seen you post.

This thread is great.

bobkat
03-31-06, 07:12 PM
The pope is not god nor does he speak for god,what he says doesnt matter,not like catholics are the credible guys anyways...

Gays are good people who have rights just like the rest of us.

Well said. No offense to the RC members on this forum, but who gives a rat's ass what the pope says??!!

I have lots of RC friends and some of them are living their lives in hell because the Pope doesn't believe in divorce, either.

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:13 PM
Please don't close this thread: I enjoy watching everyone getting their panties in a bunch over this shit.

I mean, let's get real here: why does the actions of two men laying together bother anyone? You're not doing it, so why does it bother you? I think the truth may lay in the fact that you do fear such actions! Nazi Germany was made in such ways...

im not bothered by the sex, im bothered by everything being turned into something gay, which ive already mentioned more than once, why do we need a list of the gayest cars, honestly, who knows what cars gay people like? gays! why would a gay person look for a list of cars most liked by gays, maybe someone is tryin to play the part, hmm kinda reminds me of a nerd goin online and googling "gangster clothes" then buying some to "be gangsta"

so thats what bothers me

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 07:14 PM
Well said. No offense to the RC members on this forum, but who gives a rat's ass what the pope says??!!

I have lots of RC friends and some of them are living their lives in hell because the Pope doesn't believe in divorce, either.

Thank you,that really means alot coming from someone alot older than me.:banana:

illumina
03-31-06, 07:16 PM
im not bothered by the sex, im bothered by everything being turned into something gay, which ive already mentioned more than once, why do we need a list of the gayest cars, honestly, who knows what cars gay people like? gays! why would a gay person look for a list of cars most liked by gays, maybe someone is tryin to play the part, hmm kinda reminds me of a nerd goin online and googling "gangster clothes" then buying some to "be gangsta"

so thats what bothers me

Why does it bother you though? If you know better than to get caught up in such lifestyles, then it shouldn't be a big deal to you, right?

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:16 PM
also, i hope im not the one looked at the worse in this thread, after all i havent wished death on anyone, or implied that they should have never been brought into existence

VELOSE
03-31-06, 07:16 PM
So offthahorseCEO, out of curiosity, do you own one of the cars on the list?:stirpot:

urbanski
03-31-06, 07:16 PM
http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/7404/14az.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

DILLIGAF
03-31-06, 07:17 PM
Pretty gay pic urb

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:17 PM
Why does it bother you though? If you know better than to get caught up in such lifestyles, then it shouldn't be a big deal to you, right?

because its everywhere, everywhere i look someone is mentioning gay this and gay that

if i dont like american idol i change the channel
if i dont like whats on tv i change it or turn it off, but what can you do about somethin thats everywhere, everywhere

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 07:17 PM
http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/7404/14az.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LOFL

DILLIGAF
03-31-06, 07:17 PM
The one in the back looks like a biter

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:18 PM
So offthahorseCEO, out of curiosity, do you own one of the cars on the list?
nope

bobkat
03-31-06, 07:18 PM
LMAO at urbanski !!!! :thumbsup: Even the right color...

Caddy Man
03-31-06, 07:20 PM
I dont mind if someone is gay...ive met several gay people taht unless they told you, you would have never known they were gay, real cool and chill guys. What I do hate is those gay people who are just flaming homosexuals. They are so overdone and talk with a thick lisp doing the most girly things. They try to be overly sexual and express thier gayness. That I dont like and I dont belive that makes me a bad person because im not saying gay people suck...I just dont like the stereotpyical gay people.

VELOSE
03-31-06, 07:20 PM
There's gotta be a fourth bunny and it's probably making the one in the back seat open his mouth.

illumina
03-31-06, 07:22 PM
because its everywhere, everywhere i look someone is mentioning gay this and gay that

if i dont like american idol i change the channel
if i dont like whats on tv i change it or turn it off, but what can you do about somethin thats everywhere, everywhere

Because it's everywhere???

That does little to explain why it personally bothers you; I see gay-oriented things too, and I also disagree with the gender of it all, but, I am not one to be bothered by it just because I see it from time to time.

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:22 PM
I dont mind if someone is gay...ive met several gay people taht unless they told you, you would have never known they were gay, real cool and chill guys. What I do hate is those gay people who are just flaming homosexuals. They are so overdone and talk with a thick lisp doing the most girly things. They try to be overly sexual and express thier gayness. That I dont like and I dont belive that makes me a bad person because im not saying gay people suck...I just dont like the stereotpyical gay people.


thats somethin along the lines of what i mean

DILLIGAF
03-31-06, 07:22 PM
So the one we don't see is the biter

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:23 PM
Because it's everywhere???

That does little to explain why it personally bothers you; I see gay-oriented things too, and I also disagree with the gender of it all, but, I am not one to be bothered by it just because I see it from time to time.

whatever i bet theres somethin that bothers the hell out of you that someone else would consider harmless

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:25 PM
and I also disagree with the gender of it all.

please elaborate here

AznPrydeRegalRyde
03-31-06, 07:25 PM
who the **** are you to judge me like that, you dont know me and probably never will, but with retarded, pulled-out-of-your-ass comments like that you're the type who will get your ass kicked by me, not some gay guy just because.
Well, in the same context, who are you to judge gays?:tisk: I get a kick outta people like you. You're probably very religious, to a fault. You think its your way (your interpretation of the bible or whatever book you stoop to) and everyone else who is different, is just wrong. Didn't one of your fathers ever teach you, that the best way to bring someone along side, IS NOT to alienate them, but to include them and make them feel welcome? And I'm not even religious, and I can follow this.
Just so ya know? Tryin' to kick my ass, should we ever meet, would be a very poor decision on your part. :bigroll: Let's just say, I can handle myself, all 6'1 215 lbs of my trained self. ;)

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 07:26 PM
whatever i bet theres somethin that bothers the hell out of you that someone else would consider harmless

beats,WTF IS WITH BEATS!!!!The food,the damn red shit that is the most vile disgusting horrible thing.This makes me question life...

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:28 PM
there you go again, makin assumptions and judgin me based on some stupid shit you think you know. "people like you" please describe me since you know me so well

no im not religious.

that makes the rest of your statement useless to me

illumina
03-31-06, 07:30 PM
please elaborate here

Sex = male or female.

Gender = masculine, feminine, gay, whatever. This is an anthropological point of view. Also known as sexual identity.

So when I say that I disagreed with the gender of it all, I'm saying that I do not approve of the gay lifestyle in which they engage in. Does that mean that I am going to go and bash every queer that I see or here about? No. I'm just not bothered by such trivial bullshit.

VELOSE
03-31-06, 07:31 PM
offthahorse, you're really falling off. Can you guys just cornhole each other and call it a day? Let's have some fun here or, constructive criticsm of the top ten gay cars.

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:31 PM
beats,WTF IS WITH BEATS!!!!The food,the damn red shit that is the most vile disgusting horrible thing.This makes me question life...

haha

i think you mean beets

i hate radishes

or whatever radish is in plural form

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:34 PM
Sex = male or female.

Gender = masculine, feminine, gay, whatever. This is an anthropological point of view. Also known as sexual identity.

So when I say that I disagreed with the gender of it all, I'm saying that I do not approve of the gay lifestyle in which they engage in. Does that mean that I am going to go and bash every queer that I see or here about? No. I'm just not bothered by such trivial bullshit.

o i see, ive just never used or heard the word gender used that way, but it makes sense now :thumbsup:

anyways im not saying im gonna bash at every opportunity

ok im not a bad guy lets just end this bs damn

urbanski
03-31-06, 07:34 PM
DOH
you dissed radishes!@! :mad:
lock and ban!! ;p

illumina
03-31-06, 07:34 PM
Well, in the same context, who are you to judge gays?:tisk: I get a kick outta people like you. You're probably very religious, to a fault. You think its your way (your interpretation of the bible or whatever book you stoop to) and everyone else who is different, is just wrong. Didn't one of your fathers ever teach you, that the best way to bring someone along side, IS NOT to alienate them, but to include them and make them feel welcome? And I'm not even religious, and I can follow this.
Just so ya know? Tryin' to kick my ass, should we ever meet, would be a very poor decision on your part. :bigroll: Let's just say, I can handle myself, all 6'1 215 lbs of my trained self. ;)

You're still smaller that me! Hehehe...

I wish I could train like that again man! Maybe when I get some personal business taken care of, I can rehab myself to get back into MMA full-throttle.

OffThaHorseCEO
03-31-06, 07:36 PM
hey i apologize for flarin some shit up

you all now know how i feel about the subject, lets leave it at that and not mention it to me anymore

AznPrydeRegalRyde
03-31-06, 07:42 PM
You're still smaller that me! Hehehe...

I wish I could train like that again man! Maybe when I get some personal business taken care of, I can rehab myself to get back into MMA full-throttle.Yes man! For sure. I mean, you've done it before, it wouldn't be hard for you to get back into it. And we both know you miss it :)
And honestly, I'm at the point now where I don't even want to fight anymore, I just really want to train hard and keep in shape. I can't afford to miss work or life with a broken " ". I hope ya get back at it, dude!

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 07:45 PM
DOH
you dissed radishes!@! :mad:
lock and ban!! ;p

Tell me you dont like beets?

urbanski
03-31-06, 07:49 PM
Tell me you dont like beets?
i dont like beets :(

AznPrydeRegalRyde
03-31-06, 07:51 PM
Beets are ghey. And I drive an HHR. Shit.

bobkat
03-31-06, 07:52 PM
I f***ing hate beets.

bobkat
03-31-06, 07:53 PM
Nobody's mentioned the Pontiac Montana as being the ultimate gay family hauler...

illumina
03-31-06, 07:54 PM
I have tolerance for all food stuffs, except for Gerber baby foods, which I drunkeny indulged in one night not too long ago...

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 07:57 PM
I have tolerance for all food stuffs, except for Gerber baby foods, which I drunkeny indulged in one night not too long ago...

LOFL holy crap that is probly the funniest thing ive heard since i started posting here.I got the best mental image.Thank you for that.

gothicaleigh
03-31-06, 08:56 PM
I would like to know why everyone thinks that small economy cars are gay cars. Don't know many gay people, do you?

Florian
03-31-06, 09:22 PM
Tell me you dont like beets?

I absolutely love beets. No joke. And Im str8! (Dannystang, though, is a tough call...)


F

DILLIGAF
03-31-06, 10:11 PM
How bout us getting this sucker locked F?

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 10:56 PM
Beets are horrible and if you like them you are a bad person.

Jonas McFeely
03-31-06, 10:57 PM
I would like to know why everyone thinks that small economy cars are gay cars. Don't know many gay people, do you?

Watch the new episode of South Park.Its about hybrids.

dbknight
03-31-06, 11:15 PM
I'm gay -- I have a CTS and will be picking up an SRX (V8 every option, Infrared w/Ebony :bouncy:) next week. So does that make them gay cars too?

I'm really surprised with some of the comments on this board. I figured most Caddy owners to have a little more class. My only hope is a few people on here get the opportunity to get to know someone gay people at some point in thier life -- may help open your mind. Hell, you probably do an don't even know it.

CVP33
03-31-06, 11:41 PM
For the record, I'm a lesbian. My cars are not gay, however I am working diligently to convert them. I did have a fixation with my CTS-V's rear but that is a topic for another day. I also must confess that I have, on occasion, dry humped my SRT-8. I'm not proud of it, it just happened.

On a serious note. I wouldn't call myself "religious", but I respect any religion that preaches tolerance, respect and understanding for thy fellow man. A couple of quotes I enjoy:

"Judge not, that ye' be not judged." - Matthew 7:1

"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it." - Abraham Lincoln

SpeedyArizona
04-01-06, 12:19 AM
Let me throw my $0.02 into the ring.

I think being gay is a choice, you have the right to whatever sexuality you prefer. BUT, I absolutely hate when college campuses hold these "Gay Pride Walks" where a bunch of gays gather and wear t-shirts that say "I'm gay, get over it". Doing that is just asking for trouble, I think you should remain silent about your sexuality, it isn't an issue that should arise in a conversation. I have a few gay friends that are fun to be around and just all-around good people. They work hard and enjoy going out with me and my other non-gay friends.

I really couldn't care if someone was gay as long as they don't march and shove their sexual orientation in my face.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-01-06, 01:52 AM
Yup, I agree with what speedy said. As long as you're not pushy about your sexuality, its cool with me. Same with religion and politics.

CIWS
04-01-06, 06:11 AM
I have three gay friends (two females and one male) and they all drive small trucks.

Zorb750
04-01-06, 06:37 AM
I personally don't give half of a rat's ass about anyone's sexual orientation. I have a few gay friends (two guys one girl), it doesn't bother me at all. All I care is that first of all they are not fluorescent, and second of all they respect that I am not gay and neither understand nor care to understand what exactly it is to be gay.

My friends respect that their way is not my way, and do not try to convince me otherwise. I find that most gay people I run across are like that too. There's a city nearby that seems to have about four times the normal gay population, and I never have any problem with anyone there.

As for my term Flourescent, I use that to represent a gay person who is beyond outwardly gay (what some people call "flaming"). The Fluorescent person goes out of his way to throw it in everyone's face that he is in fact gay, do everything he can to emphasize and get other people to acknowledge this fact, and often will even take a "don't you wish you were gay" attitude toward non gay people. I don't parade my girlfriend, or my heterosexuality all over the place and put them in everyone's faces.

The gay community has essentially screwed itself with the things it stirred up a couple years ago. The marches and posters and the like do not help your case, they piss people off. My company was doing an installation at a restaurant in Ferndale, MI a few months ago, someone left a gay something or other flyer on all the cars in the parking lot. I mailed the thing back, with a letter voicing these views on the subject.

In terms of political recognition, pushing people to vote on those issues at this time was idiotic, they should have waited until the common stigma faded more to even think about doing that. All that was accomplished was that the gay community will have an even harder time with these issues, and all it will do now is build the stigmas more because of more marches and more protests and more idiotic signs.

This is my $0.02