: SNAKES ON A PLANE! *hisssssssssing sound*

03-24-06, 11:52 AM

This is the worst idea for a movie, ever, and I am going to see it.


Samuel L Jackson says: "Get these mother f***ing snakes off my god damn plane!"
Its the new "I'm Rick James, b***h." Mark my words.

03-24-06, 12:02 PM

03-24-06, 12:25 PM
Ohh My...... I've gotta see it now just because it looks so stupid... LOL

03-24-06, 12:35 PM
Great title, stupid idea for an action movie. Even Jackson said he only did it because of the title. Now I want to see it too.

03-24-06, 01:40 PM
Hahaha...I shall watch it too...what the hell...

Jonas McFeely
03-24-06, 03:03 PM
SWEET! looks like kenan thompson is in too.I met thatdude once when he was on kenan and kell.Samuel with be amazing...

03-25-06, 06:51 AM
Unavailable for comment.

Caddy Man
03-25-06, 11:28 AM
How the hell do these movies get the greenlight to start production???? Who ok's this stuff???

03-25-06, 08:51 PM
That is going to be one of the greatest movies ever made. Samuel L. Jackson. Snakes. An airplane. This has greatness written all over it.

Jonas McFeely
03-26-06, 01:03 AM
That is going to be one of the greatest movies ever made. Samuel L. Jackson. Snakes. An airplane. This has greatness written all over it.

I think this will go down as one of those horrible but awesome movies in all honesty.

03-26-06, 01:08 AM
I've seen porno movies with better plots!

03-26-06, 03:25 AM
I think the whole point of it is that it's so bad of a premise. I've heard they were considering changing the title (Snakes On A Plane was just a working title to start with) but Samuel L Jackson said they had to keep Snakes On A Plane. Which makes me think he obviously knows it's so bad that it will end up being good.

03-26-06, 05:22 AM
They're adding nudity. WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO FIND NUDITY AT 40,000 FEET?

Eric Kahn
03-26-06, 10:43 AM
Unavailable for comment.

badger, badger, badger, AFRICAN SNAKE!!!!!!!!:D

03-26-06, 11:04 AM
hahaha, this is ridiculous, but I MUST see it

DopeStar 156
03-26-06, 11:04 AM
I don't think it's a real movie....

03-26-06, 11:48 AM
They're adding nudity. WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO FIND NUDITY AT 40,000 FEET?

The eight mile high club.

hahahaha Eight Mile!

06-27-06, 04:53 PM
More snakes on a plane parodies than you'll ever need


06-27-06, 05:09 PM
Holy crap...I went about halfway down the page before I realized what I was doing...don't ever trick me like that again, you bastard!

06-27-06, 05:24 PM
Snakes in Spain?! LOL!!!

Snakes who just came?! Even better!!!

God how I love parodies! I should re subscribe to MAD magazine again. It's been too long!

06-27-06, 05:26 PM
LOL!!! Hank Hill LOL!!

06-27-06, 05:57 PM
edited pic to link...let's not directly link the pics. rehost if you will.

FYI....some of the ads there are barely work safe.

06-27-06, 06:17 PM
Oops my bad.

I just thought of a new one:

"Snakes that listen to Coltrane"

How's that rehost thing work?

06-27-06, 06:42 PM
just upload the pics there (save them from the site you're on to your desktop, and upload them to that free uploader :) )

its easy. that way we don't take that other site's bandwidth :)

06-27-06, 06:43 PM
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/4093/trane7vv.gif (http://imageshack.us)

there :)
copy the "hotlink for forums 1"

06-27-06, 06:46 PM
Ohhhhh ok gotcha. I wasn't sure if I was steppin' over some sort of copyright law or something. People get really pissed about that stuff.

06-27-06, 07:03 PM
Gary: These are great!

Caddy Man
06-27-06, 07:12 PM
when is snakes on a plane coming out???

06-27-06, 07:17 PM
Snakes in a Hurricane!

(You could do snakes on Hurricane too, Hurricane being Rubin Carter, the boxer)

06-29-06, 08:40 PM
when is snakes on a plane coming out???

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06-29-06, 08:56 PM
I can't believe I wasted 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back reading those!