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#1 ·
Today I was leaving school headed home. I was driving down a two lane road in the left lane. Traffic in front of me halted so I stopped, someone was trying to make a left. I wanted to get home so I went around the black BMW SUV that was in front of me. I got to a red light at the end of that road when I hear loud beeping next to me. I look and the passenger of that same black BMW is hanging out the window flipping me off with both hands. I dropped the window and he screamed **** you at me. I told him to take his fingers and stick 'em up his ass and I took off. I pulled into a gas station to get gas since I was low when I got outta the car that ****ing BMW pulled up next to me and they got out. The kid who flipped me off started yelling at me some more and he pushed me. I told him to get the **** away from me before shit got ugly, he pushed me again this time into my Chevy so I railed the ******* with my right fist directly between his eyes. He fell back and smashed into the fender of the BMW and fell. At this point I felt someone grab my shoulder and push me down on my own car. I felt the cuffs hit my wrists and my rights were being read to me. The cop who suddenly appeared escorted me to an idling Crown Victoria as he walked over and cuffed the guy I hit. He started asking us questions about what happened, I told him what happened, and a couple of the gas attendants said I was defending myself. After an hour the cop let me go because it was self defense. I didn't stick around to see what happened to the *******s in the BMW. I was completely livid the whole ride home. I still can't figure out what I ****ing did!!! Why would these idiots attempt to start shit with me?! For going around them?! That's all I can think of..... I seriously hope that ****ing BMW rolls over and kills them both. COMPLETELY unnecessary!!!
 
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#6 ·
I had a joke that went with that comment too, but I forgot it. Anyway, those bastards will get what they have comin' to them soon enough if thay keep pullin' that s*! Good job punching that guy in the face. Hopefully that's a lesson that he won't soon forget.:thumbsup: Sometimes, people just need a good swift knock to the skull to remind them to stop being such an *******.
 
#7 ·
FredMaxwell said:
One of these days those ****s will run into a guy who aint going to play with them.. and they will be shot. Just as they need to be.
Blam.
Bad people go bye bye :)
I hear ya on that here in Texas its legal to cary a loaded gun in the car if your traveling across county lines nobody starts to much of that kinda stuff around here you just don't know what the other guys packin':gun2:
 
#11 ·
That's why I always carry a gun in my glovebox, once you point that at some jackass in his BMW (Lincoln, whatever), he automatically steps on the brakes and leaves me alone. I guess they don't like a gun being pointed at their head...go figure.

That sounds awful, what the hell did you do that this guy followed you to a gas station?
 
#12 ·
I belive its :
What the diffrnce between a Porquepine and a BMW ?
On a BMW the *****s are on the inside

or
Whats the Diffrence between a BMW Convertible and a Porquepine ?
None , the *****s are boath on the outside ...

If you ask me when it comes to the BMW it isnt so much the car , but the people that buy them , the cars are serious machines , but the price tag keeps them out of the hands of those who would use it , and puts it into the people to use it to make up for a small dick ....same could be said for most SUVs ....

Its the folks with the corollas who can be generalized by the car .....
 
#13 ·
SpeedyArizona said:
That sounds awful, what the hell did you do that this guy followed you to a gas station?
I DON'T KNOW!!!! If I had to guess, maybe that I went around him? But I didn't nearrowly hit him or anything, I flipped on a signal and pulled around, slowly, not like an ass. I have no freakin' idea!!!
 
#15 ·
SpeedyArizona said:
That's why I always carry a gun in my glovebox, once you point that at some jackass in his BMW (Lincoln, whatever), he automatically steps on the brakes and leaves me alone. I guess they don't like a gun being pointed at their head...go figure.
are you serious or joking?
 
#17 ·
are you serious or joking?
I'm serious, I keep a gun in my glovebox. It's a small PPK and fits perfectly. And yes I have a permit to carry a concealed weapon, so you better not mess with me!

and puts it into the people to use it to make up for a small dick ....same could be said for most SUVs ....
^cough^ I used to have a BMW ^cough^

BMW's are nice cars, very sports and luxurious. They are also supposed to have good reliability, but I didn't experience that. I'm not saying that they aren't good cars, just one bad apple ruins the bunch.
 
#19 ·
DUDE!

****in A, this wont be the last time these (I can't think of a word bad enough) mess with you, if you got their plates, go and key the hell out of their BMW! Or slash tires, break windows, dent the hell out of it, etc etc.

"Dopestar does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold." :sneaky:


Anyways, I see what you did as being totally justified, I would have probably done the same thing. Actually, this makes me wanna go out and put a tire iron or a crow bar in my car just in case anything like this ever happens to me.
 
#20 ·
I~LUV~Caddys8792 said:
DUDE!

****in A, this wont be the last time these (I can't think of a word bad enough) mess with you, if you got their plates, go and key the hell out of their BMW! Or slash tires, break windows, dent the hell out of it, etc etc.

"Dopestar does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold." :sneaky:


Anyways, I see what you did as being totally justified, I would have probably done the same thing. Actually, this makes me wanna go out and put a tire iron or a crow bar in my car just in case anything like this ever happens to me.
yeah the dude was a *****,but NEVER key a mans car,and dont prolong what is already over and done with.Let it go,that dude probly went to jail anyway.
 
#21 ·
No, what Dope needs to do is go to a local junkyard, find an F-350 (or other 1-ton American truck) with a brush guard... remove the brush guard.... go to a local welder, weld said brush guard to front of '89 Brougham.... use the newly found 180hp to create a 5,000lbs battering ram..... find where he lives, floor it, t-bone the BMW in his own driveway while sleeping, put it in reverse and go back home.... kinda like Mad Max style....

Atleast it sounds pretty cool.
 
#22 ·
HAHA! Wow you guys are vengeful. I felt the crack in the sinus I gave him got my point across. Not to mention any jail time he prolly got. I did leave an imprint from my HS ring in his face though. I snickered a little because it said "*HACKETTSTOWN HIGH*" backwards in his face along with another imprint from my pentagram ring.......
 
#24 ·
illumina said:
You did the right thing there Dope! Didn't you read my thread a while ago about me kicking some guy's balls into his cornhole? I lost my job for it, but no jail time...
Yeah I saw that! I was gonna give you props for that but I was having computer difficulties at the time and it just wasn't working, so here's your belated props.
 
#25 ·
DopeStar 156 said:
Yeah I saw that! I was gonna give you props for that but I was having computer difficulties at the time and it just wasn't working, so here's your belated props.
Well, I think I speak for Stoney when I invite you to our "Global Ass-Kicking Tour 2006." You're always welcome to come in and join the fun. I also have one standing rule: if it's your first night in the "GA-KT 2006," you have to kick someone's ass!
 
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