: SBB Boobies: Real or fake? (Safe for Work)



Jesda
03-17-06, 03:49 PM
I've been visiting SportsByBrooks.com for a few years now. Its how I killed time during a work day (or a non-work day). I'm trying to figure out if their breasts are real or fake. What do you think?

http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP1863.html
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui35.html
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui57.html
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui62.html
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui4.html
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui6.html
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui7.html
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui28.html
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui27.html
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui43.html
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui51.html
http://sportsbybrooks.com/maui58.html

Florian
03-17-06, 03:52 PM
I think Id better buy stock in Dupont, or whoever makes those silicone titties. Jeez, wait till they hit 60...those old flapjacks will be swingin low. yuck.

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I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-17-06, 04:01 PM
Jeez, wait till they hit 60...those old flapjacks will be swingin low. yuck.



hahaha gross! Natural is ALWAYS best!

Jonas McFeely
03-17-06, 04:09 PM
I think a are a bit too saggy to be fake.I say real.

FSU_Noles
03-17-06, 04:10 PM
Some are real, some are fake. IMHO

Rolex
03-17-06, 04:20 PM
:yeah: Some are real, some are fake, and some are REAL fake. ;)

CVP33
03-17-06, 04:26 PM
This is interesting, but it forced me to revise "the list". What's the list you ask? The list consists of every girl on the planet that I may have sex with without fear of divorce from my wife. My wife has pre-approved the list. Notables include Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Scarlett Johansson and others. Should any of the women above desire to have sexual relations with me I am free to participate. I have emailed all the women on the "list" with my home phone number and address. To date I have received no offers, however I have received two court orders and one cease and desist order.

Spyder
03-17-06, 04:27 PM
Yea, they're real. Real nice! I'd say most are fake, yeeup. But, this IS the kind of thing that needs to be posted in the forum more often!!!

fpmesiIII
03-17-06, 05:14 PM
these girls are 100% natural. pretty nice by the way.

LittleB
03-17-06, 05:20 PM
This is interesting, but it forced me to revise "the list". What's the list you ask? The list consists of every girl on the planet that I may have sex with without fear of divorce from my wife. My wife has pre-approved the list. Notables include Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Scarlett Johansson and others. Should any of the women above desire to have sexual relations with me I am free to participate. I have emailed all the women on the "list" with my home phone number and address. To date I have received no offers, however I have received two court orders and one cease and desist order.

:histeric: that is hilarious! I should make my own list...I doubt that my man would approve any of them, no matter how famous they are!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-17-06, 07:16 PM
So Meg, whats your say? :sneaky:

gary88
03-17-06, 07:24 PM
Now this thread I like! :highfive:

Most of them look real to me

AlBundy
03-17-06, 09:20 PM
Dam I guess my next vacation is to Maui. The action there seem to be sweet.

noahsdad
03-17-06, 09:35 PM
Take if from an old guy who's seen his share of pairs. Most of these (if not all), are courtesy of Dow Chemical. The simple ugly truth is girls who are that skinny don't grow boobs that big. Nature simply won't have it. Females store fat in two places, asses and boobs. The boobs are always the first to grow when they get pregnant, and first to go when they get skinny.

Of course there are exceptions. A handful (excuse the pun) are simply blessed in their teens and early 20s with big tops and skinny butts. But trust me, when those natural hotties hit middle age, their bodies inflate like Macy's Parade balloons.

Sorry to piss on your campfire...

AlBundy
03-17-06, 10:04 PM
Yes it seem to me that if their endowed in the beast their missing somewhere else or vice-versa.

Jesda
03-17-06, 10:46 PM
So Meg, whats your say? :sneaky:

Obviously her list contains powerful and famous people, like Cadillac Forum supermoderato....HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :histeric:

Night Wolf
03-17-06, 11:01 PM
I am of the very few who much prefer small breasts over large breasts..... really... large ones just don't do much for me....

petite, hour glass body with small boobs and curley hair.... red, brown and black are favorite.... damn....

Ranger
03-17-06, 11:09 PM
I DON'T CARE :thumbsup:

Jonas McFeely
03-18-06, 02:13 AM
I <3 Big Boobs

Spyder
03-18-06, 03:14 AM
Night Wolf! I'm with you! I like the smaller ones, for SURE! Big ones I can live with, yes, and I do like them, but I very much prefer small and perfect to just huge. Yeeup. This thread is fun, I like it. Has anyone ever noticed that when you type at it or any other thing really fast, where the t's are seperated by only a space, you get a tit? It's kinda funny, and I do it all the time. A tit. A tit. A tit...all typos, nothing more!

Night Wolf
03-18-06, 11:26 AM
Night Wolf! I'm with you! I like the smaller ones, for SURE! Big ones I can live with, yes, and I do like them, but I very much prefer small and perfect to just huge. Yeeup. This thread is fun, I like it. Has anyone ever noticed that when you type at it or any other thing really fast, where the t's are seperated by only a space, you get a tit? It's kinda funny, and I do it all the time. A tit. A tit. A tit...all typos, nothing more!

:thumbsup:

Patrick7997
03-18-06, 11:27 AM
Haha, I'm not sure I care!!!

Gadzooks, is there anything nicer that a pair of breasts floating in the hot bubbly water of a hot tub???

I would say I spotted a few real ones mixed in there, though....

FredMaxwell
03-18-06, 11:33 AM
:histeric: that is hilarious! I should make my own list...I doubt that my man would approve any of them, no matter how famous they are!




I think you're right.

If I take a wife, she probably can't have a list..
I'd let her have poolboys though since I'm gonna to have housegirls.


The Fred,
Odd but Fair since 1822 :thumbsup:

FredMaxwell
03-18-06, 11:34 AM
Haha, I'm not sure I care!!!

Gadzooks, is there anything nicer that a pair of breasts floating in the hot bubbly water of a hot tub???

I would say I spotted a few real ones mixed in there, though....




Agreed :)

FredMaxwell
03-18-06, 11:42 AM
Night Wolf! I'm with you! I like the smaller ones, for SURE! Big ones I can live with, yes, and I do like them, but I very much prefer small and perfect to just huge. Yeeup. This thread is fun, I like it. Has anyone ever noticed that when you type at it or any other thing really fast, where the t's are seperated by only a space, you get a tit? It's kinda funny, and I do it all the time. A tit. A tit. A tit...all typos, nothing more!




It is all about how they're made. There has got to be at least a handfull and anything up to basketball size is acceptable.

When they're big some times they flop out to the sides and I don't like that
When they're fake they're too damned rounded while I prefer more of a teardrop like shape


Of course one cannot discount the importance of nipples. They have got to look right. Seems like alot of women these days have nipples looking like they go with someone elses set of breasts.


I think that they don't make tits like they use too but women these days have better butts.. the only bad thing about those these days is that they're not as matching as they use to be

Night Wolf
03-18-06, 11:45 AM
It is all about how they're made. There has got to be at least a handfull and anything up to basketball size is acceptable.

When they're big some times they flop out to the sides and I don't like that
When they're fake they're too damned rounded while I prefer more of a teardrop like shape


Of course one cannot discount the importance of nipples. They have got to look right. Seems like alot of women these days have nipples looking like they go with someone elses set of breasts.


I think that they don't make tits like they use too but women these days have better butts.. the only bad thing about those these days is that they're not as matching as they use to be

eh, I never liked the droopy tear drop shaped ones.... firm and round for me :).

FredMaxwell
03-18-06, 11:47 AM
eh, I never liked the droopy tear drop shaped ones.... perfectly round for me :).



Agreed they can not be thin like pancakes
But I disagree about perfectly round breasts
They look like water balloons to me - I don't like them

I like a woman to be either really short or really tall.
4'11 or 6'1

And I like either a thin healthy woman (NOT BONEY)
or a slightly overweight healthy woman.. example, maybe 5'0 / 130lbs that is nice
6'1 / 190lbs that is nice as well

5'8 / 150 is good

Night Wolf
03-18-06, 11:54 AM
Agreed they can not be thin like pancakes
But I disagree about perfectly round breasts
They look like water balloons to me - I don't like them

I like a woman to be either really short or really tall.
4'11 or 6'1

And I like either a thin healthy woman (NOT BONEY)
or a slightly overweight healthy woman.. example, maybe 5'0 / 130lbs that is nice
6'1 / 190lbs that is nice as well

5'8 / 150 is good

Gah, you quoted that in the ~3 seconds from when I submitted it to editied "perfectly round" to "firm and round" lol....

lol, Wow... I hear ya on the short/tall thing... I have also liked really short girls, or really tall girls too.... it is weird...

Heh....

Anyway, of course, to me atleast while there are lots of physical stuff I like and whatnot.... its only a part of the whole equation..... the personality and actions and all that of a girl that wasn't very physically attractive at first, can make her very attractive in my eyes.... on the same note there were a couple girls in my high school that could be super models... but had a real bitchy attitude and thought they were better then everyone else..... I had no desire to even be around them, and in turn, they were not very attractive to me.... kinda like how smoking is a huge turn off too....

FredMaxwell
03-18-06, 12:03 PM
Gah, you quoted that in the ~3 seconds from when I submitted it to editied "perfectly round" to "firm and round" lol....

lol, Wow... I hear ya on the short/tall thing... I have also liked really short girls, or really tall girls too.... it is weird...

Heh....

Anyway, of course, to me atleast while there are lots of physical stuff I like and whatnot.... its only a part of the whole equation..... the personality and actions and all that of a girl that wasn't very physically attractive at first, can make her very attractive in my eyes.... on the same note there were a couple girls in my high school that could be super models... but had a real bitchy attitude and thought they were better then everyone else..... I had no desire to even be around them, and in turn, they were not very attractive to me.... kinda like how smoking is a huge turn off too....



Yea that makes alot of sense.
I am made of stone but a woman with the right personality can melt me down with the way she uses her words and carries herself.. luckily I allow myself to run like hell from women like those :)


Another thing that is odd is that I find some small chested Asian women attractive while I don't think most women look good with small tits.
I don't know for sure that I like Asian women, I've had just about every type of woman in my time and day but NEVER an Asian one.


I can't wait to meet some Korean Asian women
I know they can't possibly be better than Southern women but they must be close!

FredMaxwell
03-18-06, 12:12 PM
This is a good example of a perfect woman
Not safe for working people at work since she's nude and naked
http://affordablecarats.com/oldstyleperfection.htm
Not safe for working people at work since she's nude and naked

LittleB
03-18-06, 12:23 PM
So Meg, whats your say? :sneaky:

I couldn't check before because I was at work...but my say is: there are real ones and fake ones in there. For the shape that most of them are, my guess is real for most of them. There are a few REALLY big chested super skinny girls, and that just doesn't happen all by itself LOL.

Odin8
03-18-06, 12:52 PM
I love boobs. I'm pretty sure I can't express that enough.

As for those pictures, I think most of them are real. A few of them are suspect...like that skinny kind of older looking broad with the boobs the size of basketballs, but other then that, I'd say most of them are real.

Oh...and come on guys...I can't be the only one that drives a Cadillac in an attempt to see boobs more often. :thumbsup:

FredMaxwell
03-18-06, 01:12 PM
I love boobs. I'm pretty sure I can't express that enough.

As for those pictures, I think most of them are real. A few of them are suspect...like that skinny kind of older looking broad with the boobs the size of basketballs, but other then that, I'd say most of them are real.

Oh...and come on guys...I can't be the only one that drives a Cadillac in an attempt to see boobs more often. :thumbsup:



That's good.
I try to avoid guys who DON'T love female breasts! :)

Night Wolf
03-18-06, 04:52 PM
Yea that makes alot of sense.
I am made of stone but a woman with the right personality can melt me down with the way she uses her words and carries herself.. luckily I allow myself to run like hell from women like those :)


Another thing that is odd is that I find some small chested Asian women attractive while I don't think most women look good with small tits.
I don't know for sure that I like Asian women, I've had just about every type of woman in my time and day but NEVER an Asian one.


I can't wait to meet some Korean Asian women
I know they can't possibly be better than Southern women but they must be close!

Man, Asian girls...... niiiiiiiiice.... They have such nicely portioned figures, I really like them. Alot of the European nations are nice too....

Night Wolf
03-18-06, 04:53 PM
This is a good example of a perfect woman
Not safe for working people at work since she's nude and naked
http://affordablecarats.com/oldstyleperfection.htm
Not safe for working people at work since she's nude and naked

Eh.... not for me.... later I'll post some of girls that I find really attractive....

Night Wolf
03-18-06, 04:55 PM
I love boobs. I'm pretty sure I can't express that enough.

As for those pictures, I think most of them are real. A few of them are suspect...like that skinny kind of older looking broad with the boobs the size of basketballs, but other then that, I'd say most of them are real.

Oh...and come on guys...I can't be the only one that drives a Cadillac in an attempt to see boobs more often. :thumbsup:

I have never used my car(s) or any other materialsitc object to try and get girls....

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-18-06, 05:38 PM
LOL the whole thread is about the ideal tit!

I agree with Rick; firm, round and not too big

Jonas McFeely
03-18-06, 05:47 PM
Hell yeah ASIANS! And Big Huge Bouncing Boobs!

Stoneage_Caddy
03-18-06, 11:59 PM
i cant say on any of those on there authenticity ...they require closer inspection , strcutural integrity tests ,vibration tests and impact/rebound testing ...Fit and finish will also need inspection along with the quailty and texture of the outer coating

I will need 30 minutes with each , behind closed doors for ....verification ...each will be supplied with my seal of approval and certificate of authenticity , incraeseing the value and odds they will get crotch rot

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-19-06, 01:15 AM
i cant say on any of those on there authenticity ...they require closer inspection , strcutural integrity tests ,vibration tests and impact/rebound testing ...Fit and finish will also need inspection along with the quailty and texture of the outer coating

I will need 30 minutes with each , behind closed doors for ....verification ...each will be supplied with my seal of approval and certificate of authenticity , incraeseing the value and odds they will get crotch rot


LOL!!!!!! How do you come up with this?!?

FredMaxwell
03-19-06, 01:23 AM
Hell yeah ASIANS! And Big Huge Bouncing Boobs!



I know a halfie who has those
She is a real sweetheart
But she is also a virgin too also

caddeville
03-19-06, 01:42 AM
Those are nice. I'm not a fan of large breasts, not small, but not un-naturally big. As long as my girl has got nice curves, good lookin, and a extremely great personalitly, I really don't care. Fake tits are far apart, the nipples are in the center or higher, and they dead firm.

Night Wolf
03-19-06, 11:41 AM
I know a halfie who has those
She is a real sweetheart
But she is also a virgin too also

Virgin eh? What a match! lets get the ball rolling..... :)

Night Wolf
03-19-06, 11:47 AM
Those are nice. I'm not a fan of large breasts, not small, but not un-naturally big. As long as my girl has got nice curves, good lookin, and a extremely great personalitly, I really don't care. Fake tits are far apart, the nipples are in the center or higher, and they dead firm.

You are 15.... .how many fake tits have you felt?

Spyder
03-19-06, 12:17 PM
HAHAHA!!! Good observation!

Boombotz
03-19-06, 01:59 PM
If you can touch, feel and taste them, then they are real for sure. Thats all that matters to me.

Jesda
03-19-06, 02:21 PM
I know a halfie who has those
She is a real sweetheart
But she is also a virgin too also

I love those kinds of "virgins". They wont let you in the front door, but every other door is a-okay. :D

I might have crossed a line here for Lounge chat. :)

FredMaxwell
03-19-06, 02:26 PM
Virgin eh? What a match! lets get the ball rolling..... :)



I don't do sex any more... I am too old :tisk: :)

FredMaxwell
03-19-06, 02:28 PM
I love those kinds of "virgins". They wont let you in the front door, but every other door is a-okay. :D

I might have crossed a line here for Lounge chat. :)




I aint looking to get in any of her doors :bigroll: I just like talking to her
Well I would like her to pleasure me
But that would change the friendship too much and I care alot about her



See

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-19-06, 02:52 PM
I love those kinds of "virgins". They wont let you in the front door, but every other door is a-okay. :D


Hahaha how ironic, when I opened this thread, the song "Brown Sugar" started playing!

"Hear him whip the women just around midnight!"

LittleB
03-19-06, 05:28 PM
You are 15.... .how many fake tits have you felt?

:histeric: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!! :rofl:

Jonas McFeely
03-19-06, 06:14 PM
:histeric: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!! :rofl:

NOTE: he hasnt replied,i think you meanies hurt his feelings.Ive never felt fake boobs,but i felt quite a few real ones.

Edit: LOL,ha! I mean like i saw boobs once...

Jesda
03-19-06, 06:16 PM
I just use the mirror.

Maybe its time for that low-carb thing!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-19-06, 06:31 PM
LOL!!!! Here I am with my size 26 Triple A's!

FredMaxwell
03-19-06, 07:24 PM
NOTE: he hasnt replied,i think you meanies hurt his feelings.Ive never felt fake boobs,but i felt quite a few real ones.

Edit: LOL,ha! I mean like i saw boobs once...


I never have felt fake tits except for a one time
But I have seen many many sets of fake and real breasts
Don't ask what business I use to be in ... just don't of an ask :)

Jesda
03-19-06, 07:30 PM
What kind of business were you in?

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-19-06, 07:31 PM
He said not to ask!!!

Jonas McFeely
03-19-06, 07:32 PM
I bet he says he was a plastic surgeon or a porn star....

Spyder
03-19-06, 08:35 PM
Not to ask what business you were in, but you should tell us. See? Not a question, just a simple instruction. Tell us what business you were in...

Ranger
03-19-06, 08:49 PM
You are 15.... .how many fake tits have you felt?
Or real ones for that matter.

FredMaxwell
03-19-06, 08:50 PM
I was not a surgeon or porn star :tisk:

caddeville
03-19-06, 08:58 PM
I've had my share. Camping trips, cruises, etc. I'm friends with the right people who know really hot girls. 80% of my friends are not in my age group.

Night Wolf
03-19-06, 09:16 PM
I was not a surgeon or porn star :tisk:

bartender in a strip joint... duh....

FredMaxwell
03-19-06, 09:39 PM
bartender in a strip joint... duh....



Good guess but I've never been in a strip place

gary88
03-19-06, 09:51 PM
I was not a surgeon or porn star :tisk:

gynecologist?

FredMaxwell
03-19-06, 09:57 PM
gynecologist?


No sir

gary88
03-19-06, 10:00 PM
playboy photographer?

FredMaxwell
03-19-06, 10:07 PM
playboy photographer?


Getting warmer
I really don't talk about it

Jesda
03-20-06, 03:31 AM
Makeup crew for Vivid Entertainment?

LittleB
03-20-06, 05:54 PM
You were making your own home movies? or promising girls that you could make them famous, but first you'd have to take photos....NAKED?!

Spyder
03-20-06, 05:57 PM
That's MY job! He can't have it!!!

Rolex
03-20-06, 05:59 PM
A sales rep for breast implants?

LittleB
03-20-06, 06:05 PM
That's MY job! He can't have it!!!

:histeric: Wow someone is proud of that one :D

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-20-06, 06:09 PM
Maybe he was a janitor at a sperm bank, that way he could see all the tits he ever wanted to in the many many magazines and movies they have. ;) :thumbsup:

FredMaxwell
03-20-06, 06:16 PM
You were making your own home movies? or promising girls that you could make them famous, but first you'd have to take photos....NAKED?!



I wouldn't do that :tisk:

FredMaxwell
03-20-06, 06:18 PM
Maybe he was a janitor at a sperm bank, that way he could see all the tits he ever wanted to in the many many magazines and movies they have. ;) :thumbsup:


Oh lord no I had a normal persons job once.. for three months and I ended up out in the cold all winter long

There is was -20 windchill and I was outside chipping ice and hauling bags of concrete :mad:

And then they only paid me $8/hr because people around here think that is good money and if I didn't do it for that they would

DILLIGAF
03-20-06, 06:31 PM
I think Id better buy stock in Dupont, or whoever makes those silicone titties. Jeez, wait till they hit 60...those old flapjacks will be swingin low. yuck.

FSo,you saying you wouldn't want to slap those twins around?even if they were fake?:want: