Okay we've done best movie cars, dashboards, interiors, etc. Now, from the WTF were they thinking department, it's time to name the butt-ugliest cars in automotive history. Limit your nominations to two cars, or vote for any nominated. If you're going to post pics, please limit them to 640 by 480 or thereabouts.

Here's mine...

The BMW Isetta from 1957!

http://www.isomillennium.it/immagini/gallery_isetta/bmw%20isetta.monza%202004.gif


and the 1961 Plymouth Fury!

http://www.warwickpublishing.com/images/1502_2k6_10_330250.jpg

I like the Fury. What's wrong with you?

I like the Fury. What's wrong with you?

Never said I didn't like it - it's just butt ugly.

Almost all AMC vehicle's from the 60's and 70's. The Javelin and AMX are exceptions.

Don

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/fiat_multipla.jpg

Fait Multipla, 99-Present in facelifted form.

Fugleeeeh, but with three a breast seating.

1961 Fury was bad too, but I can think of the 1961 (?) Valiant...now THAT was an ugly car! I'll think of more later, I'm at work now, and I don't have my books to look thru...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f306/TheRealPhatTim/DSC_0094.jpg http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f306/TheRealPhatTim/DSC_0091.jpgHere is one of mine,with more to come...

I think if alot of these Pontiacs didnt have plastic moudligns on them they'd look alot better.

Just wait til Rick sees that....


"When the shit hits the fan, I'll be sitting on the can!"

Just wait til Rick sees that....


"When the shit hits the fan, I'll be sitting on the can!"
:fan: :fan: :fan: :fan: :fan: :fan: :fan: :fan: :fan:

What about the Pacer?
Or the AMC Marlin?
Or the Citroen 2GV?

Sorry, I missed your post, you covered it well!!

Almost all AMC vehicle's from the 60's and 70's. The Javelin and AMX are exceptions.

Don

http://www.geocities.com/lemansgt37/Rear.jpg

Whats with the damn "fly eye" taillights?

http://www.geocities.com/lemansgt37/Rear.jpg

I dont like those light clusters at all.

http://www.edmunds.com/media/news/column/carmudgeon/insight/hondainsight.500.jpg

Oh yeah those Citroen 2CV's from the 60's and 70's.....ewww!

Oh yeah those Citroen 2CV's from the 60's and 70's.....ewww!

They made those right up to 1982!

One of our student teachers at school had one. It was made of duct tape.

I think if alot of these Pontiacs didnt have plastic moudligns on them they'd look alot better.

That is an '03+ SE, as you can see there are *NO* plastic mouldings. IMO it looks worse. Without the mouldings, it looks like the Alero. So its hard to say they will look better without the plastic cladding... when there is none :).

Just wait til Rick sees that....


"When the shit hits the fan, I'll be sitting on the can!"

No, see, with people like this you are dealing with, you need to really lower the maturity level. This car was posted because of the prevoius threads. So I am not even going to give him the satisfacation of making a reply. It's like a little kid, if you ignor them, you hope they'll stop... most the times they don't though and will just keep carrying on.

What is with strange references too.... "testerosa lines"? They are called ribs. "fly eyes" sorry, that is the Pontiac honecomb pattern, same thing on the grille. I never heard of either of those references before.

Sorry though, if you don't like the looks of the 4th gen Trans Am.... well, theres a Civic waiting for ya :).

Sorry, my mistake, although compared to a one I just saw on google with the side moudlings I definately prefer it, that front bumper still echoes the ones with them on, did they change it?

If they changed that I would probably like it more, definately an improvment over the other one.

front bumper is not changed. The SE bumper has the lower grille looking thing, the GT bumper is nice with the double big openings.

front bumper is not changed. The SE bumper has the lower grille looking thing, the GT bumper is nice with the double big openings.

I think thats why I thought side mouldings, i'f they'd put a less garish bumper, without the air damn, and the spot lights, I think I'd like it more.

http://i.b5z.net/i/u/509876/i/trans_am_tail_light_98_02.jpgIt looks like the eye of a fly.http://images.autobytel.com/view/aic/PONTIAC/GRANDAM/cpe/usa_2005_pontiac_grandam_cpe_2_x_exrrpass75_x.jpgI posted a pic of the grand am because i find it funny and i KNOW that at least one of you guys thinks so also.God Night Wolf,dont be so uptight,im just yankin your chain a little,i mean no harm :)

And i DONT LIKE CIVICS! FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME!

Pontiac has been responsible for some of the most god-awful designs to ever be put into production.

I am surprised no one has nominated this monstrosity yet, seeing as it's ugliness has become legendary:
http://www.usatoday.com/money/gallery/cars/2001-aztek-165.jpg

Pontiac has been responsible for some of the most god-awful designs to ever be put into production.

I am surprised no one has nominated this monstrosity yet, seeing as it's ugliness has become legendary:
http://www.usatoday.com/money/gallery/cars/2001-aztek-165.jpg


But that car is stunning!!

:p

For a couple years there must have been a plastics company pumping out that cheap grey molding at bargain basement pricing. Everything was getting it.

The Aztek, the Avalanche, and not to be outdone, even Honda.
Although they took it to new heights by not just offering it as a molding, but as a complete fender set on the Element:

http://www.familycar.com/RoadTests/HondaElement/Images/RightFront.jpg

http://www.1motormart.com/gallery/50pack01.jpg

1950 Packard. Compare that to an early 50's Cadillac and you can see why Packard doesn't exist anymore. I don't care how well made these cars were, that is just ass ugly.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bc/58_edsel_pacer.jpg/300px-58_edsel_pacer.jpg

1958 Edsel, nuff said.

For a couple years there must have been a plastics company pumping out that cheap grey molding at bargain basement pricing. Everything was getting it.

The Aztek, the Avalanche, and not to be outdone, even Honda.
Although they took it to new heights by not just offering it as a molding, but as complete fenders on the Element:

http://www.familycar.com/RoadTests/HondaElement/Images/RightFront.jpg


That thing is fugly, although my prospective new car is covered in light grey plastic from the mid-door downwards. Its actually MENT to be grey, and its not faded.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/rovr8_1.jpg

My vote for loser was the AMC Pacer. In addition to ugly, it had a number of other problems:

- Car was intended to have a Wankel rotary engine. The engine wasn't ready so AMC crammed a straight 6 in. I believe you had to pull the engine to change the rear spark plug or two.

- The car was heavy with lots of glass, steel, and heavier engine. Plus, the engine had less power than planned.

- The large amount of glass overwhelmed the A/C and the passengers roasted in the summer.

- The right door was longer than the left to make it easier to enter the back seat. However, the hinges weren't made stronger. The heavy door sagged - badly.

I think thats why I thought side mouldings, i'f they'd put a less garish bumper, without the air damn, and the spot lights, I think I'd like it more.

Well, look at the GT front bumper. Plus the GT has the very sexy side ribs. Spot lights?they are fog lights... lots of cars have them and I like them alot.

My vote for loser was the AMC Pacer. In addition to ugly, it had a number of other problems:

- Car was intended to have a Wankel rotary engine. The engine wasn't ready so AMC crammed a straight 6 in. I believe you had to pull the engine to change the rear spark plug or two.

- The car was heavy with lots of glass, steel, and heavier engine. Plus, the engine had less power than planned.

- The large amount of glass overwhelmed the A/C and the passengers roasted in the summer.

- The right door was longer than the left to make it easier to enter the back seat. However, the hinges weren't made stronger. The heavy door sagged - badly.


Then they brought them to the UK, so the big, designed to help passengers safely step on to the pavement, door ended up on the same side as the steering wheel, the WRONG side...... so you swing your five foot long door into oncoming traffic

Pontiac has been responsible for some of the most god-awful designs to ever be put into production.

I am surprised no one has nominated this monstrosity yet, seeing as it's ugliness has become legendary:
http://www.usatoday.com/money/gallery/cars/2001-aztek-165.jpg

Actually, when the lower cladding is painted body color (same thing for the Avalanche) it looks good. Actually, I never minded the styling of them... and compared to the ugly junk made today... Element, Scion xB and stuff... the Aztek isn't all hat bad.... if you get past the odd outside looks, its actually really roomy and nicely laid out inside, and the rear tent option was sweet.

The Edsel was so.....out there, that there is a huge following today. Also, outside of the quirky looks, it was a very advanced car.

Packard made good cars, they went under for a handful of reasons... samething with Hudson....

Then they brought them to the UK, so the big, designed to help passengers safely step on to the pavement, door ended up on the same side as the steering wheel, the WRONG side...... so you swing your five foot long door into oncoming traffic

Well, its still shorter then the Coupes doors :) For a 90's "smaller" car, those doors are pretty big.. I could just imagine them and that car in the tight spots of the UK, lol.

The Honda Element...

Also, that fugly mistake, which
I think was called the Aztek.
(I remember the gave one away
as a reward on Survivor, I was yelling
trade it for a fishing hook!!!)

TomDeville
:cool2:

Well, look at the GT front bumper. Plus the GT has the very sexy side ribs. Spot lights?they are fog lights... lots of cars have them and I like them alot.

INcidentally Rick,if this had been done to a non crude MS Paint inish by GM, I like this look, its very poor because I did it quickly.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/pontiacedit.jpg

Well, its still shorter then the Coupes doors :) For a 90's "smaller" car, those doors are pretty big.. I could just imagine them and that car in the tight spots of the UK, lol.

It isn't so much of the tight spots, it was just getting out of your car at the side of a busy road would be lethal, it's bad enough with Grandad's Rover 100, for a small car that has big doors too.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/RoverGTa002editplates.jpg

Our old Rover 214i was a three door, so its doors were big, that wasnt much fun, I couldnt imagein swinging a Coupe door or a Pacer door into traffic, especially the longer door on a pacer.

http://www.uglycars.fws1.com/images/pt-cruiser.jpg
PT Loser-Look at that thing, and tell me with a straight face it doesn't look like a damn eggplant.

http://www.uglycars.fws1.com/images/chev_ssr.jpg
SSR- Fugly AND totally useless!

http://www.edmunds.com/media/reviews/top10/05.best.under.15k/05.scion.xb.500.jpg
xB - Not just a box, a painfully slow box.

Pontiac Aztec and Toyota Echo. Two of the ugliest pile of shit I've ever laid eyes on. I can't imagine why anyone would buy either.

Toyota Camry
http://z.about.com/d/cars/1/0/U/I/jf_07camry_front.jpg

2006 R350
http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2006/02/09/210040.1-lg.jpg

CRX
http://www.gillet-felgen.de/felgen/bilder/bild/honda04.jpg

... that's just a short list...

http://i3.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/7e/92/62_12.JPG
http://i10.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/76/fc/28_1.JPG

It's a Citroen, 'nuff said.

http://i3.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/7e/92/62_12.JPG
http://i10.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/76/fc/28_1.JPG

It's a Citroen, 'nuff said.

I love those!

They have nice styling IMO.

Those are ugly but I like the XM

Those are ugly but I like the XM

My dad bought an XM new in early '91 3.0 V6 the same year he got his XJ12, he wanted the XM to tow our mobile home with, so he got the Jag for normal daily use and the XM for towing once in a while, it was a nice car, but everything broke in about 1996, at which point he gave it to his wife and went back to buying GM, keeping the Jaguar until they divorced in 2001.

In 1997 she sold it, after the hydraulics totally failed leaving her stranded with no rear suspension, no brakes, no steering and no transmittion, total failure.

After that he vowed never to buy another French car.

I remember one clever feature was a window between the rear seat and the tailgate, so it didnt get cold inside when the back was open.


http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/XM.jpg

After that he vowed never to buy another French car.




LOL!!!!

Saw one of these at Publix today when i was getting a money order.I instantly thought of how i needed to post a pic of it.UGLY!http://www.ifyi.com/images/auto_photo/03_TUNDRA_blk/tun_rear45.JPG

And to think, who owns it probably PAID for it too.

Seems somehow the foolish marketing at Toyota thinks these will sell. To whom? Probably Honda Ridgeline owners....

Hey....atleast its a change from the slab sided Chevy trucks out there...

^So is the SSR, change isn't necissarily a good thing.

Trucks should be slab sided. They look strong that way.

That is a "step side" Tundra..... the '97-'03 F-150 step side is ugly too.... though the Tundra is just more ugly.

Actually the Tundra in 2000 was nearly a direct copy of the '97 F-150.... of all the trucks to copy they had to copy perhaps the most soft styled American pickup truck ever made.....

^So is the SSR, change isn't necissarily a good thing.

I never really said it was a good change, personally, the best looking truck IMO is the 1992-96 F-150. A VERY slab sided design.

LOL!!!!

Seriously! His wife drove a Renault Safrane for a while too, her Renault Clio was in for a service and after the last cock up they made they owed her so she got the service managers car. It was pathetically bad.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/RenaulSafrane.jpg

The Safrane was big, heavy, slow and about as stylish as having dog dump on ya shoe.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/ranault_clio_1999.jpg

Thats the Clio, these things are great fun.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/mccombie_5/Stuff/ranault_clio_1999.jpg

Thats the Clio, these things are great fun.

Looks like a fat Geo Metro Hatchback with two extra doors.

Looks like a fat Geo Metro Hatchback with two extra doors.

Theyre a highly rated supermini accross Europe.

Normal engines: 1.2 1.4 1.6, then they do a diesel or two, a 2.0 Renaultsport one and a mid engined 3.0 V6 model :D

No no no. I want V8! V8 V8 V8!

BOO!

I will not live with less than eight cylinders! That car is MOO!

http://pages.prodigy.net/zorbatron/cow/Cow128.jpg

No no no. I want V8! V8 V8 V8!

BOO!

I will not live with less than eight cylinders! That car is MOO!

http://pages.prodigy.net/zorbatron/cow/Cow128.jpg


We dont get gas for $4 a gallon, so we cant afford V8s. well. most of us.

Put a V8 in that Clio and you'd die. Definately!

4?

I pay $2.56 today.

The 1951 Henry J...

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/9/web/2265000-2265999/2265087_17_full.jpg

:ill: :ill:

http://www.elcaminostore.com/Cars/customer_car3.jpg

Let's not forget the El Camino... Starts off ok, and turns into a pickup in the back...

Or the Ford Ranchero (or whatever it was called) version. It's a knockoff on el camino. Ugly crap wagons. The tail lights are in the bumper. It just looks awful.

Blasphemy, dogging the El Camino. http://www.in.gr/auto/parousiaseis/foto_big/in_cadillac_CTS_07.jpg

There's an ugly lil cuss.

http://www.car-buying-strategies.com/2002-photos/2002-isuzu-axiom.jpg

More unattractive vehicles

:P

4?

I pay $2.56 today.


:rant2:


We pay $8 or $9!

I love those!

They have nice styling IMO.
I'm with you on this one Mccombie, I always had a soft spot for these Citroens. My dads friend in Greece had one and we would always go out with his family when we visited. I was young but remember the ride to be real smooth.

Yeah I always thought those Citroens were really smooth riding due to that hydraulic suspension of theirs, but when that went out (which it did quite frequently) it was extremely expensive. You could say that those cars were too ahead of their time, the technology available at the time wasn't enough.

Yes. DS is cool.

Yeah the DS is pretty cool (for a french car) :)

Blasphemy, dogging the El Camino. http://www.in.gr/auto/parousiaseis/foto_big/in_cadillac_CTS_07.jpg

There's an ugly lil cuss.

...



The Disco Cadillac! Well... At least the first of them...

Here's a real grunt...

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/9/web/2265000-2265999/2265087_18_full.jpg

The Justy....
The convertible metro (or any metro for that matter)
and the wonderful SVX (which cost just under a corvette)

http://www.elcaminostore.com/Cars/customer_car3.jpg

Let's not forget the El Camino... Starts off ok, and turns into a pickup in the back...

Business in the front.

PARTY IN THE BACK!!! :thumbsup: :bouncy: :bighead: :alchi: :stirpot:

Today I will showcase a couple complete abominations courtesy of Subaru

http://members.tripod.com/autosalesleonard/truck15_big.jpg

http://images.securedwebform.com/stock/300/subaru/baja/2003/4pu-4-c.jpg

Not really an abomination, just ugly. (Although give the ricers time and there will be some horrific examples) http://www.intertrick.org/06/subaru200701.jpg

Those are dirty smelly butt fugly!!:eek:

:cool2:

Yeah I always thought those Citroens were really smooth riding due to that hydraulic suspension of theirs, but when that went out (which it did quite frequently) it was extremely expensive. You could say that those cars were too ahead of their time, the technology available at the time wasn't enough.

Yeah, read above, this applies to all big Citroens, like, the XM we had for example, also, the brake/suspension/steering lines on the DS ran on the OUTSIDE of the frame rust rust rust. die die die.

It was a stunniogn car and cars now are jsut starting to catch up on some of the technology.

Those Subarus are NOTHING.

This Subaru is the Great Grandmaster of Fugly.

http://www.carbuyersnotebook.com/B9-TRIBECA.jpg

http://www.subaru.com.ua/pic/news/B9xver2/Big/6.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/trucks/1/0/w/Q/06_tribeca_rev_ftsd.jpg

And to those of you who think I am only showing the right side because the left is not as ugly... think again...
http://images.securedwebform.com/stock/300/subaru/b9%20tribeca/2006/5od-4.jpg

Yeah....what the hell were they thinking! That front end is hideous!!

Well this is a one-off, but it tops my charts!

http://i12.ebayimg.com/04/i/06/89/83/2e_3.JPG
http://i24.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/87/2c/e5_3.JPG

Yes thats right, someone made a pickup based off a '91 Town Car!

Nissan Murano. That car makes me physically ill.....

http://www.autotouring.at/data/technik/webuse/nm2005_nissan_murano_4.jpg

Well this is a one-off, but it tops my charts!

http://i12.ebayimg.com/04/i/06/89/83/2e_3.JPG
http://i24.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/87/2c/e5_3.JPG

Yes thats right, someone made a pickup based off a '91 Town Car!

I'm gonna slap you just for posting that, lol! I wouldn't ever imagine seeing that, i just saw a VERY clean town car today on vogues and white pearl paint and gold emblems, and now i see this:tisk:. Where'd you find that?, its quite unique in its own way.

Looks horrible. The roof is all crooked in the back.

Zorb, I was trying to pretend the B9 POS thing didn't exist...

I'm gonna slap you just for posting that, lol!. Where'd you find that?, its quite unique in its own way.

Ebay. It would look better if it didnt have that cabriolet style roof, opera window and if it had a straight C pillar like an El Camino.

Nissan Murano. That car makes me physically ill.....

http://www.autotouring.at/data/technik/webuse/nm2005_nissan_murano_4.jpg

Eh....you get used to em after a while, surprisingly, they sell real well! You should see how cramped that 3.5 V6 is in there!!

Yeah....what the hell were they thinking! That front end is hideous!!

Maybe they were thinking "let's make a Japanese version of the Edsel."

http://www2.uol.com.br/bestcars/carros/ford/edsel-58-conv.jpg

If the Edsel could be described as "an Oldsmobile sucking a lemon," I'd say the Subaru B9 looks like a Toyota RAV4 sucking a tangerine.

Ebay. It would look better if it didnt have that cabriolet style roof, opera window and if it had a straight C pillar like an El Camino.

Yea, that cabrio roof totally does NOT even come close to lining up with anything, it should have been custom made. I wonder how much it was/is sold/selling for.

Nissan Murano. That car makes me physically ill.....

http://www.autotouring.at/data/technik/webuse/nm2005_nissan_murano_4.jpg

I agree 1000 %. These things make me barf. And yet there's so damn many of them driving along Toronto Streets it makes me wonder if its some sort of alien invasion or something. I mean not everybody in the whole city can have poor taste in automobile design... :confused:

Zorb, I was trying to pretend the B9 POS thing didn't exist...

Oh, sorry. Believe me, I wish it didn't.

I have another candidate for the BUC award http://www.markviii.org/LOD2/Markaro/markaro_right_rear34.jpg and another shot http://www.markviii.org/LOD2/Markaro/markaro_left_side.jpg I think it was the inspiration for the Blackwood. :vomit: :D

I have another candidate for the BUC award http://www.markviii.org/LOD2/Markaro/markaro_right_rear34.jpg and another shot http://www.markviii.org/LOD2/Markaro/markaro_left_side.jpg I think it was the inspiration for the Blackwood. :vomit: :D
I quite like that:o

I have another candidate for the BUC award http://www.markviii.org/LOD2/Markaro/markaro_right_rear34.jpg and another shot http://www.markviii.org/LOD2/Markaro/markaro_left_side.jpg I think it was the inspiration for the Blackwood. :vomit: :D


What the f*ck??:eek: :thehand:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f306/TheRealPhatTim/DSC_0094.jpg http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f306/TheRealPhatTim/DSC_0091.jpgHere is one of mine,with more to come...

hey now hang on I have a Pontiac they aint ugly! :annoyed: lol

Wow. A post of mine from '06? What was it? I cant see the picture.

Wow. A post of mine from '06? What was it? I cant see the picture.

a 2001 pontiac grand am lol

No, see, with people like this you are dealing with, you need to really lower the maturity level. This car was posted because of the prevoius threads. So I am not even going to give him the satisfacation of making a reply. It's like a little kid, if you ignor them, you hope they'll stop... most the times they don't though and will just keep carrying on.

What is with strange references too.... "testerosa lines"? They are called ribs. "fly eyes" sorry, that is the Pontiac honecomb pattern, same thing on the grille. I never heard of either of those references before.

Sorry though, if you don't like the looks of the 4th gen Trans Am.... well, theres a Civic waiting for ya :).


Damn. Rick sure did used to be a complete *******. My how times have changed... :histeric:

a 2001 pontiac grand am lol

Oh yeah. Ehh. My taste has changed since then. I dont think theyre that ugly. And apparently i posted that to irk Night Wolf. Him and i used to go at it a lot back in the day. We still do to a certain degree...err...i do, he never reciprocates. Wiener.

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/kia_soul.jpg

http://smgenglish.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/16/kia_soul_2_2.jpg

To quote the great Eightball: We gon' get it jumpin' like revival!

http://images.motortrend.com/roadtests/coupes/112_0802_06z+2008_pontiac_g6_GXP_coupe+rear_view.j pg


And its even more hideous twin:


http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vehicle-pictures/2004/toyota/solara/2177-048-rear-3-4-480.jpg

What is seen cannot be unseen.
http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t342/Gristleboy/cube.jpg

Those G6 GXP's look really goofy with the huge spoiler and monster grille.

Wait...that spoiler is factory!?

Sadly yes.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5315/apr32007pontiacg6gxp14tt.jpg

....wow......

http://www.autogaleria.pl/tapety/img/porsche/porsche_911_turbo_1986_01_s.jpg
yes....




http://images.motortrend.com/roadtests/coupes/112_0802_06z+2008_pontiac_g6_GXP_coupe+rear_view.j pg
Oh god no,no,no,no,no...........

i sawone once thoughtit was aftermarket. dear lord.......

Speaking of ugly butts, NISMO 350Z. Home grown, wholesome, OEM rice.

http://www.diablomotor.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nismo-350z.jpg


Also, I thought Pontiac was trying to go for more subdued styling around that time period, trying to leave their boy racer look in the past.

hey now hang on I have a Pontiac they aint ugly! :annoyed: lol

As Stingroo would put it, "Holy three year old thread revival, Batman!"

I don't care what anyone says, these are the ugliest cars ever.

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID7226/images/MyersMotorsNMG1.jpghttp://images.futurecars.com/nmg.jpg

Myers Motors NmG (http://images.futurecars.com/nmg.jpg): Manufactured in Tallmadge OH. Comes in two body styles; Jelly Bean and Pizza Butt

Aww... you beat me to it Sven.

And yes, those things ARE hideous. They look like a cruel parent's alternative to Hot Wheels because they felt as if real cars had too many sharp edges.

So far I don't see anyone really getting in the big leagues of "Butt Ugly." Really guys the aforementioned cars are really just in the "amateur" leagues of the "Uglies." Let's really get serious and get on to the "professional" league of ugly car design. Like the Jaguar/Daimler DS420 Limousine now that's ugly, or any number of coachbuilt limited edition Rolls-Royces built in the 1950's and '60's (the "Chinese eye" Park Ward coupes and dropheads come to mind). American design certainly captures some kudos in placing the Dodge and Plymouth cars of the early 1960's well into the ranks of the "professionals." The Germans were heavy contenders in this exalted league with their big BMWs of the fifties, not to ignore the Wartburgs and Goliaths. Japan had the Toyopet Crown and many other worthy contenders. GM's oft sighted Pontiac Aztec certainly should win the "Burgenstock Butt Ugly Award" while a host of "stretch limousine"s could certainly qualify. And of course, the Rolls-Royce Corniche, with its' top up or with its' top down, has to win the "they could have afforded something beautiful but chose truly ""Butt Ugly" award!

1985 Cadillac Fleetwood 75 Formal Limo: What a sad box of fail

http://www.gmphotostore.com/images/53218155_pr.jpg

1985 Cadillac Fleetwood 75 Formal Limo: What a sad box of fail

http://www.gmphotostore.com/images/53218155_pr.jpg

Now we're talkin'!

BMW Isetta.

Actually i'm on the pro grand am side, well a black or silver GT coupe, or even the copper pearl looking GT sedan with the hood scoops we have locally is nicer than i gave them credit for, my EX GF had a silver GT coupe with the hood scoops, funny now that i think of it, hated the grand am and she was HAWT, by the time we broke up the grand am grew on me and she turned out to be a total B(&*^H now as for MY vote on homley......
http://photocarsonline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/2009_acura_tl_sh_awd.jpg

i so loved the last gen TL's, my best friend has an last gen type-S LOVE it, the new one however, makes me think that acura was like "hmm the current car looks good, lets give joan rivers the clay sculpting tools and build what the f(*k ever she happens to carve out. SECOND pick...


Drumroll please...
http://www.lancia-historie.de/images/Modelle/Thesis/thesis_front_2.jpg

The Lancia Thesis!! by FAR the fugliest car lancia makes, and latley thats saying something...

This threads got me dyin over here!! :histeric::histeric:

1985 Cadillac Fleetwood 75 Formal Limo: What a sad box of fail

http://www.gmphotostore.com/images/53218155_pr.jpg

I think that's the best looking thing in here. Why is that ugly?

http://autobash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nissan-cube-1.jpg

http://autobash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nissan-cube-1.jpg

Inspired by the milkman's truck of yore! What an Adohr Farms truck would look like today .... if they hadn't died off in the sixties.

These ain't so cute, but I want one.

http://www.madle.org/bh71rr10.jpghttp://www.trombinoscar.com/neoclassics/st760203.jpg

1971-87 Stutz Blackhawk

http://www.americandreamcars.com/1973vwthing090808.jpg

1969-83 Volkswagen Type 181 aka the "VW Thing"

The thing was supposed to be ugly. That's what makes it cool.

Bugatti Veyron. I dont care how many turbos you stuff under the hood, it's still one of the ugliest supercars I've ever seen. And that two-tone paint just adds insult to injury. The one I had was so ugly I drove it into a lake. :p

I LOVE the two-tone on the Veyron. I don't know why everyone hates on it.

http://www.thetorquereport.com/04.chrysler.crossfire.500-thumb.jpg
http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/Chrysler-Crossfire.jpg

I LOVE the two-tone on the Veyron. I don't know why everyone hates on it.

X2 :yup:

I LOVE the two-tone on the Veyron. I don't know why everyone hates on it.

This my kind of two-tone. I would totally rock this...

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/attachments/international-automotive-scene/51749d1222008147-sacrilegious-paint-jobs-bugatti_veyron_pink.jpg

I think that's the best looking thing in here. Why is that ugly?

Well said

This my kind of two-tone. I would totally rock this...

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/attachments/international-automotive-scene/51749d1222008147-sacrilegious-paint-jobs-bugatti_veyron_pink.jpg

Holy Bat Barf!! A bottle of Peptobismal with a case of the measels!

^ What happens when herpes goes untreated...

I LOVE the two-tone on the Veyron. I don't know why everyone hates on it.

I'm with Sting. Not that I would own one, but it doesn't look horrible. Actually it's kinda nice.

http://www.poweroveronline.com/forum/attachments/crashes/218d1189791456-crashed-bugatti-veyron_smash01_1.jpg