: Jokes about V.P. Cheney



Sandy
02-15-06, 09:19 PM
There have been so many many jokes regarding Vice President Cheney and the accident, yet the best one, the most obvious one, I have not heard.
So, here.....
Cheney was out with the wrong guy! He should been
out with dan QUAIL ! :histeric:

Ranger
02-15-06, 09:34 PM
He shot a lawyer. :worship: :thumbsup:

Elvis
02-15-06, 10:45 PM
My joke was that he blamed it on faulty intelligence.

The dog pointed.

We should all be thankful today that Gerry Ford was a golfer.

Stoneage_Caddy
02-15-06, 10:56 PM
mine was about dan quayle ...even posted a pic of him .....no one was ready for it ....like preston tucker im ahead of my time

I~LUV~Caddys8792
02-16-06, 12:59 AM
"Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
It's Cheney's last IOU....."

elwesso
02-16-06, 01:21 PM
Guns dont kill people.. Vice Presidents do.

Elvis
02-16-06, 02:01 PM
I've only seen one reference to Aaron Burr.

Here's a fun pic of good old "Give 'em Hell Harry"

http://www.trumanlibrary.org/photographs/66-678.jpg

Elvis
02-16-06, 10:52 PM
Here's a bad one.

Everyone's pissed off about Cheney and the administration LYING to the American people about this thing. First they tried to hide it, then they lied, now the poor guy's had a heart attack because .5mm buckshot penetrated his chest cavity from 30 yards away? Right. It had to have been under 20 yards. How many beers did Cheney have? Yeah, right.

Okay, flash back to 1998. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Okay.

Republican, Democrat, it doesn't matter. A lie is a lie. And somebody's going to get shot in the face.

Jesda
02-16-06, 10:59 PM
He shot a lawyer. :worship: :thumbsup:

:thumbsup:

Ranger
02-16-06, 11:12 PM
You know what really pisses me off about this is that the Democrats are so up in arms about how long it took Cheney to report it. Have they forgotten Chappaquidick, or do they thing we have?

gdwriter
02-16-06, 11:38 PM
We should all be thankful today that Gerry Ford was a golfer.

I remember when he fell down the stairs coming off Air Force One. He said Betty pushed him.

Elvis
02-17-06, 10:31 AM
New video game. Test your skillz...


http://dickcheneyquailhunt.cf.huffingtonpost.com/

slk230mb
02-17-06, 11:13 AM
New video game. Test your skillz...


http://dickcheneyquailhunt.cf.huffingtonpost.com/

LMAO :histeric:

Destroyer
02-17-06, 12:51 PM
You know what really pisses me off about this is that the Democrats are so up in arms about how long it took Cheney to report it. Have they forgotten Chappaquidick, or do they thing we have?Not true. As long as Cheney keeps shooting down Republicans, he can keep it as hush hush as he wants. :thumbsup:

Kev
02-17-06, 12:58 PM
New video game. Test your skillz...


http://dickcheneyquailhunt.cf.huffingtonpost.com/Oh that is just wrong on so many levels! :histeric::rofl:

Rolex
02-17-06, 07:06 PM
He shot a lawyer. :worship: :thumbsup:

That's a good start. http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/anim_headbang.gif

And what kind of girlie man bird hunts with a freakin 28 guage? http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/anim_gaga.gif

LittleB
02-17-06, 07:10 PM
OH MY GOD!!! That is so funny :histeric: AHAHAHHAHAHA! I gotta share this one with my co-workers!!

Elvis
02-19-06, 02:03 PM
This one's probably the best one yet:

http://www.filecabi.net/video/dick-cheney-shooting.html

slk230mb
02-19-06, 02:33 PM
This one's probably the best one yet:

http://www.filecabi.net/video/dick-cheney-shooting.html

That's pretty good.

Blackhawk131
02-19-06, 03:05 PM
lol