: Cheney capped that ass like a gansta



Stoneage_Caddy
02-12-06, 04:07 PM
VP dick Cheney accidentally shot one of his hunting buddies today ...
http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/state/13856486.htm?source=rss&channel=dfw_state

Gangsta !!!!!

Jesda
02-12-06, 05:20 PM
Was he Quayle hunting? What about shooter #2 in the grassy knoll?

Stoneage_Caddy
02-12-06, 05:22 PM
yah i tell ya , these days dan can run pretty fast
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/315000/images/_319552_quayle300.jpg

I asked Dick Cheney about it , he said "well we were aiming for dan but all white guys look the same"

I~LUV~Caddys8792
02-12-06, 05:25 PM
"What the f**k is a quayle???" ;)

Stoneage_Caddy
02-12-06, 05:32 PM
ive been told its a small thing that runs around dodging NRA supporting members of the bush administration

but that could be dan quayle or the phesant (bird)....

BANK
02-12-06, 06:30 PM
The VP is a big gun guy. Of course this supports the NRA position that guns are safe, in the hands of any law abiding citizen who is at least reasonably competent.

Stoneage_Caddy
02-12-06, 06:33 PM
sure dont bode well for gun safety ...wonder what charlie heston has to say ....

really , i think its kinda funny myself...all the politics aside ...tho im sure someone will get abright idea and think im anti NRA.....democrat and all that jazz ....im just a sucker for irony

10secvette
02-12-06, 06:36 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11312757/

Ziplicon Tuesday
02-12-06, 06:40 PM
Yeah, just saw that - sounds like something out of a movie. Jon Stewart and Letterman will have a field day with it. I wonder if we'll be getting conspiracy theories soon.

CIWS
02-12-06, 06:44 PM
The dude he shot is supposed to be a lawyer. I smell lawsuit. But I bet he's glad they were bird hunting. If they were dear hunting and using slugs, that guy would be a casualty.

Staxxin
02-12-06, 06:44 PM
Damn!

Stoneage_Caddy
02-12-06, 06:45 PM
he was also part of the texas funeral comission ....

CIWS
02-12-06, 06:48 PM
Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin


Lawsuit !

wooderson
02-12-06, 06:54 PM
Yeah, just saw that - sounds like something out of a movie. Jon Stewart and Letterman will have a field day with it. I wonder if we'll be getting conspiracy theories soon. Blah, blah, blah! I'm sure the quail that got away was a Godless, pinko, liberal too.

DILLIGAF
02-12-06, 06:57 PM
That happens all the time,not even news worthy.I'll check back with this in the lounge.Almost forgot(quail yummy)

verbs
02-12-06, 06:57 PM
Mods this has nothing to do with the CTS-V so please move it out of this forum immediately.

Ziplicon Tuesday
02-12-06, 07:02 PM
Blah, blah, blah! I'm sure the quail that got away was a Godless, pinko, liberal too.

Not sure what you're saying, but I think you're taking me wrong.

Jesda
02-12-06, 07:21 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/humanconditioner/duck-hunt.jpg

slk230mb
02-12-06, 07:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/humanconditioner/duck-hunt.jpg


LMFAO :histeric:

CVP33
02-12-06, 07:43 PM
And you wonder why Bush won't hunt with him? :thumbsup:

1MEANV
02-12-06, 07:52 PM
politicians sucks, shoot them all

Ranger
02-12-06, 08:10 PM
sure dont bode well for gun safety ...wonder what charlie heston has to say ....

Charlie Heston nothing, just wait til Sarah Brady hears about it.

kjr39
02-12-06, 08:18 PM
DUCK, I thought we were hunting quail....

BOOM.

Ziplicon Tuesday
02-12-06, 08:23 PM
Must be old feelings from Cheney's days in the Senior Bush admin.....only the Quails have changed.....Dan Quale wasn't it?

Stoneage_Caddy
02-12-06, 08:40 PM
Charlie Heston nothing, just wait til Sarah Brady hears about it.
http://www.0et0.com/images/doh.jpg

ace996
02-12-06, 09:08 PM
And I share roads with these idiots on my Ducati...only gonna get worse!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
02-12-06, 09:52 PM
ive been told its a small thing that runs around dodging NRA supporting members of the bush administration

but that could be dan quayle or the phesant (bird)....

I was referring to the quote from "Wedding Crashers" ;)

FSU_Noles
02-12-06, 09:58 PM
maybe the republican nat'l party can put together a list of "hunting buddies" for Cheney's next trip.

:stirpot:

Stoneage_Caddy
02-12-06, 10:07 PM
well they will have there hands full if they bring kerry ....you know he did some time in nam , hes a badass .....

ill even bet kerry acutally got off that boat and fired a shot or two at charlie ...

Ranger
02-12-06, 10:37 PM
ill even bet kerry acutally got off that boat and fired a shot or two at charlie ...
:histeric:Surley you gest.

HotRodSaint
02-12-06, 11:08 PM
Charlie Heston nothing, just wait til Sarah Brady hears about it.

"I've thought Cheney was scary for a long time," Sarah Brady said. "Now I know I was right to be nervous." (http://releases.usnewswire.com/GetRelease.asp?id=60875)

fast66
02-13-06, 03:20 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/humanconditioner/duck-hunt.jpg

Haha!

csason
02-13-06, 07:37 AM
....you know he did some time in nam , hes a badass .....

...


he's a gigolo..

no really..I heard the NVA still fear him...NOT...

caddydaddy
02-13-06, 10:38 AM
Here's why Cheney shot him: He was a lawyer....and it was open season!

6104696
02-13-06, 11:57 AM
This incident will forever be known as "The Late-Night Comedian Full Employment Act of 2006"

Elvis
02-13-06, 01:32 PM
I wonder if Dick told the guy to go f--k himself first?

Elvis
02-14-06, 10:54 AM
The Vice President revealed in an exclusive interview this morning that he acted on faulty intelligence. "The dog pointed."

We should all be glad Gerald Ford was a golfer.

(how many here are old enough to get that one?)

CIWS
02-15-06, 07:28 PM
And the website humor is online !! :D

http://www.dickcheneygunclub.com/