: You Know You've Hit Middle Age When...



Kev
02-08-06, 02:04 PM
You change the lyrics of an old favorite song to something like;

"I .... weigh much more today.... than yes-ter-day! Bah - dop - bob - bop!" :eek:

or;

"What's hair got to do...got to do with it?! What's hair, but a sweet nostalgiac memory!" :crying:

bobkat
02-08-06, 02:32 PM
LOL !!! Ain't it the sad truth... :crying2:

LittleB
02-08-06, 03:04 PM
Kev you are so funny!!!!!

Rolex
02-08-06, 03:43 PM
I ain't as good as I once was......but I'm as good once as I ever was. :thumbsup:

Elvis
02-08-06, 04:18 PM
Speak for yourself.

I've dropped 9 pounds in the past 16 days. :p

All the Christmas weight is gone. Back to normal. :D

nickc50310
02-08-06, 04:22 PM
i hope i never get old.......... LOL

I lost 20lbs since Jan 2nd- its nice to be 23!

EcSTSatic
02-08-06, 04:35 PM
I hate hearing the old songs with these "old fart" lyrics!
Life has been good to me. I've weighed the same for the past 20 years or so, still the same waist size, still have all my hair albeit grayer :eek:

http://www.grunt.com/downloads/Morning.mp3

turbojimmy
02-08-06, 04:39 PM
What makes me feel old is that the 'hard rock' of the 80s is now elevator music and cheesy background music in commercials. That and the fact that I actually REALLY like my Deville.

Jim

LittleB
02-08-06, 04:46 PM
Hey hey now lets not get all down on ourselves here!!! You guys aren't old....old is when you need a walker and someone to change your diapers!! You might be on top of the hill but dammit you aren't on your way down yet...DON'T LET YOURSELF GOOOOOO!

turbojimmy
02-08-06, 04:54 PM
Hey hey now lets not get all down on ourselves here!!! You guys aren't old....old is when you need a walker and someone to change your diapers!! You might be on top of the hill but dammit you aren't on your way down yet...DON'T LET YOURSELF GOOOOOO!

I'm really not that old, I'm half the age of the average Deville owner. The diaper is just a matter of convenience.

Jim

LittleB
02-08-06, 05:01 PM
:histeric: I knew that was going to turn into a joke....I was thinkin Kev was going to make some joke about wearing diapers!! AHHAHAHAAAA

Kev
02-08-06, 05:28 PM
:histeric: I knew that was going to turn into a joke....I was thinkin Kev was going to make some joke about wearing diapers!! AHHAHAHAAAAMegan, we don't call them diapers! :mad:
We call them 'big boys pull-up pants'. :rolleyes:
Now someone pass me an Ensure, I'm dyin of thirst here!

LittleB
02-08-06, 05:52 PM
:shhh: I am sorry, I should've referred to them by their correct name ("Depends").

bobkat
02-08-06, 06:11 PM
That and the fact that I actually REALLY like my Deville.

Jim

Yeah, that would pretty much be a dead giveaway - well, used to be anyway, but judging by the ages of some of the members around here I think it no longer applies. :D

slk230mb
02-08-06, 06:13 PM
What makes me feel old is that the 'hard rock' of the 80s is now elevator music and cheesy background music in commercials. That and the fact that I actually REALLY like my Deville.

Jim

Don't feel so bad, when I had my Deville I was 17 and I loved that car.

peterb
02-08-06, 10:10 PM
Hey, Kev ... just wait till you hit 50! It's my wife's 50th on Sunday!

Elvis
02-08-06, 11:28 PM
Ensure is actually not that bad if you mix it with the right liqueur

Elvis
02-08-06, 11:39 PM
What really happened to Elvis:

http://images3.pictiger.com/images/c3/c418b593a2645f70d495da05d3edd8c3.jpg

Kev
02-09-06, 12:32 AM
I believe 2 ninjas that were hired by the chinese government, broke into elvis's home, braided his sideburns, and then proceeded to strangle him with them. After he breathed his last breath, the ninjas performed 1 1/2 hours of CPR. They were unable to revive him. So they bought some drugs and a birthday hat, tore the birthday hat in half, glued the birthday hat back together exactly like it was, and then used the birthday hat like a funnel to pour drugs down poor elvis's throat. Then when they were though, they took an oath never to speak of what happened ever again. 5 years later, one of the ninjas told an undercover police officer what had happened and some how the other ninja found out he did. I can only think he knew because ninjas are created that way. The ninja then proceeded to go down to the local junkyard where he found a gmc sierra (He must have used a time machine to get the truck). Then as the ninja and police officer were going to the police station, the one ninja struck them both in the legs with an oil hardened persimmon golf club. He then put them in the back of his Sierra and drove them out to the desert, and they were never seen again.

It may be far fetched, but that is what I believe happened.See kids? This is what comes from watching too much TV unsupervised. TV is not your friend. :suspense: :bonkers:

davesdeville
02-09-06, 05:23 AM
But I love TV and it loves me!

Anyway so what would you change "hope I die before I get old... talkin 'bout my generation" to then Kev?

Kev
02-09-06, 01:16 PM
But I love TV and it loves me!

Anyway so what would you change "hope I die before I get old... talkin 'bout my generation" to then Kev?People try to put us d-down (talkin’ ’bout my geriatrics)
People try to put us d-down (talkin’ ’bout my geriatrics)
Just because we can't get around (talkin’ ’bout my geriatrics)
Just because we can't get around (talkin’ ’bout my geriatrics)
Things they do to us feel awful c-c-cold (talkin’ ’bout my geriatrics)
Things they do to us feel awful c-c-cold (talkin’ ’bout my geriatrics)
They hope I die before they get old (talkin’ ’bout my geriatrics)
They hope I die before they get old (talkin’ ’bout my geriatrics)

davesdeville
02-10-06, 01:35 PM
:bouncy: :D

bobkat
02-10-06, 05:51 PM
Not to be outdone by Kev...


Sung to the tune of "Let's Spend the Night Together", by The Grumpy Old Men of Rock...


My, My, My, My
Don't you worry 'bout how old I am (Oh my)
I'm in no hurry I can take my time (Oh my)
I'm going bald and my back's getting tired (back's getting tired)
I'm off my meds and my pressure’s getting high
It’s high, But I try, try, try (Oh my)
Let's take a nap together
Now I need sleep more than ever
Let's take a nap together now


I feel so bushed and I can't get up (oh my)
Let's take a nap together
Now I can only fantasize (oh yeah)
Let's take a nap together
Don't prop me up and don't lay me down (don't lay me down)
We could have fun just snoozin' around around and around
Oh my, my
Let's take a nap together

Now I need sleep more than ever
Let's take a nap together

Let's take a nap together
Now I need sleep more than ever


You know I'm aging baby
I need some 1-a-days baby
I'm just realizing baby; now-
I need sleep more than ever
Let's take a nap together
Let's take a nap together now

This always happens to me ev'ryday (oh my)
Let's take a nap together
No excuses offered anyway (oh my)
Let's take a nap together
I used to satisfy your every need (every need)
And I now know rest will satisfy me
Oh my, my, my, my, my
Let's take a nap together
Now I need sleep more than ever
Let's take a nap together now



"I can go to the board meeting looking like Keith Richards... I don't have a problem with that."

:sneaky:

ShadowLvr400
02-10-06, 07:14 PM
You know you're getting middle aged, when....

You hear creaking as you get out of chairs, and its not from the chair...

Kev
02-10-06, 07:42 PM
You know you're getting middle aged, when....

You hear creaking as you get out of chairs, and its not from the chair...Ooh! Yeah!

addison_ii
02-10-06, 11:22 PM
Getting old is not politically correct it's now called "youth challenged". :D I felt that way recently when I realized it will 10 years since I graduated soon. Not to mention 20 since I was in Kindergarten:D. But advancing age is a blessing to me. I've had 2 friends die in the past 5 months none older than 25. Besides you gentlemen aren't old, you've just become elder Statesmen.

cisco711
01-12-07, 01:31 PM
Old is all in your mind, work out, keep you wind up and beautiful things still happen.

Benzilla
01-12-07, 01:58 PM
That and the fact that I actually REALLY like my Deville.

Jim

I bought my first Deville when I was 16. I was in love with that car. So don't feel old.

BTW, it was a frost beige metallic 1996.

Elvis
01-12-07, 03:05 PM
I love it when n00bs resurrect year-old threads! We just pick up where we left off as if nothing ever happened. :bigroll:

I think we're all a little senile.

Stoneage_Caddy
01-12-07, 07:36 PM
Beatles , Yesterday ....

Yesterday
It was easy to take a dump
Now it looks as though its there to stay
Oh, I believe
In Fibercon

Suddenly
I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a limp wanker under me
Oh, I belive
In Viagra

Why she
Had to go I don't know
She said it wouldn't stay
I said
Something wrong
now I long For good hard on .....


Yesterday
Bingo was such an easy game to play
Now I need a Mangifying glass
Oh, I believe
They said B-25

Oh i belive.... its still......arrrrrrrrr.....errrrrr......

stuck in there......

Adam
01-12-07, 07:48 PM
You know you're getting middle aged, when....


Your back goes out more than you do.

Late night TV is the 6 o'clock news.

Elvis
01-12-07, 10:44 PM
...when pulling an "all-nighter" means you didn't have to get up in the middle of the night to go pee.