: Are you going to hell? (hell test)



LittleB
12-14-05, 01:44 PM
Please....please be honest, and LET ME KNOW YOUR SCORE!

http://www.netlaughter.com/helltest/helltest.cfm

0-20 a life with the chruch is to corrupt for you
21-40 you are barely making our scale
41-60 approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date
61-100 normal you use your right hand like the rest of us
101-130 above average you've got a few tricks below the belt
131-160 enjoying life to the max
161-200 you're a danger to society who let you out on a day pass
200+ you're going straight to HELL!

Good Luck!

LittleB
12-14-05, 01:44 PM
I got 115!! LOL I'm definitely going :histeric: :lildevil:

mccombie_5
12-14-05, 01:54 PM
142 :d

LittleB
12-14-05, 01:57 PM
Whoaaaa! Go mccombie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:shhh: I answered "yes" to almost all of them so you must be into that S&M sh*t and the hard drugs to get that kind of score!!!! Just kidding LOL :histeric: :D :lildevil: :sneaky:

dbdartman
12-14-05, 01:59 PM
224 :canttalk:

tru504187211
12-14-05, 02:00 PM
137

Randy_W
12-14-05, 02:00 PM
115 here.:lildevil:

mccombie_5
12-14-05, 02:02 PM
Whoaaaa! Go mccombie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shhh: I answered "yes" to almost all of them so you must be into that S&M sh*t and the hard drugs to get that kind of score!!!! Just kidding LOL :histeric: :D :lildevil: :sneaky:

I'll let you in on a secret, I have never tocuhed an illegal drug in my entire life, nor have I ever participated in S&M :shh:

But I DID/DO get drunk alot :D

LittleB
12-14-05, 02:02 PM
224 :canttalk:

:jawdrop::suspect: :cookoo:

I don't wanna know...... LOL :histeric:

LittleB
12-14-05, 02:03 PM
I'll let you in on a secret, I have never tocuhed an illegal drug in my entire life, nor have I ever participated in S&M :shh:

But I DID/DO get drunk alot :D

LOL!!! Well dbdartman's got you beat now...you look like a saint next to him!!! :canttalk:

mccombie_5
12-14-05, 02:04 PM
LOL!!! Well dbdartman's got you beat now...you look like a saint next to him!!! :canttalk:


Yeah hes one Effed up guy :p

Just kidding DB

Jon
12-14-05, 02:13 PM
I dont think I need to take the test to know I'm gonna be goin straight to hell...

LittleB
12-14-05, 02:14 PM
Don't be so sure.....you gotta see the questions it asks first!

Jon
12-14-05, 02:15 PM
Don't be so sure.....you gotta see the questions it asks first!
I went thru some of them and got bored.. How many questions are there??

LittleB
12-14-05, 02:20 PM
Not enough to get bored...it's quick.

Jesda
12-14-05, 02:23 PM
90. Stuck in purgatory!

LittleB
12-14-05, 02:52 PM
Oh man Jesda you are missing out!! LOL

RobertCTS
12-14-05, 02:59 PM
53..I'm not going to Hell but I'm a bore to date!:(

LittleB
12-14-05, 03:04 PM
53??????? :canttalk: :cookoo:

Robert, I think I need to take you and Jesda out LOL...show you some things! j/k :D

RobertCTS
12-14-05, 03:14 PM
53??????? :canttalk: :cookoo:

Robert, I think I need to take you and Jesda out LOL...show you some things! j/k :D

You know I understood everything. My lifestyle is different as I got older. I'm a closet drinker so when I pass out I don't fall down. Sex with animals are usually farm boys. I saw on CNN where a man was having sex with a horse. The horse penatrated and ruptured the man's colon. The man died.:eek:
Anal sex is dangerous!!

Playdrv4me
12-14-05, 03:17 PM
73... I rarely drink and I dont touch any drugs... hehe...

LittleB
12-14-05, 03:17 PM
OMG LOL!!! Hey hey now, anal sex is only dangerous if done with animals! Let's not give out the wrong info!!! j/k!

powerglide
12-14-05, 03:34 PM
145
Apparently I am enjoying life to the max......comes as a surprise to me!

Jesda
12-14-05, 03:50 PM
OMG LOL!!! Hey hey now, anal sex is only dangerous if done with animals! Let's not give out the wrong info!!! j/k!

:yeah: :lildevil:

Jesda
12-14-05, 03:51 PM
If this was back in my wild days, 2001-2003, I'd be an easy 200+. Sometimes I wonder how I made it out alive without a criminal record. :)

These days, however, I hover around 30.

LittleB
12-14-05, 03:55 PM
Yeah but most of those questions were "have you ever...." so your score shoulda been a 200 then....

madooch
12-14-05, 04:12 PM
155

hardrockcamaro@mac.c
12-14-05, 04:20 PM
All I got is a lousy 60!!!

Hmm.
Then again, they're not asking the right questions...

;)

LittleB
12-14-05, 04:22 PM
Good point LOL!!!

Playdrv4me
12-14-05, 04:30 PM
All I got is a lousy 60!!!
Hmm.
Then again, they're not asking the right questions...
;)

TRUE THAT!

LittleB
12-14-05, 04:33 PM
What questions should be added?

LOL ever go cow tipping? j/k :p

JC316
12-14-05, 04:44 PM
2. I answered honestly.

LittleB
12-14-05, 04:51 PM
2. I answered honestly.

huh?

illumina
12-14-05, 05:00 PM
206 points...And I'm still on the loose!!!! :lildevil:

LittleB
12-14-05, 05:00 PM
Whoa!!!!!!!!

illumina
12-14-05, 05:06 PM
Correction, it was 196, not 206...But I'm still on the loose and I should be caught before I cause serious damage...Hehe...

Anyways, that was freakin' hillarious! I was having, uh, er, fun with it...:leaving:

:D

PhillyXcess
12-14-05, 05:17 PM
181 and I am a little disappointed in myself

LittleB
12-14-05, 05:29 PM
It's just funny cuz I only got 115, but I know some of the things I said yes to LOL so I am a little shocked my score isn't higher, but it's all good.

LittleB
12-14-05, 05:30 PM
I wanna hang out with some of you people LOL....<cough> illumina with his 196 <cough> :D

gdwriter
12-14-05, 05:53 PM
80

Solidly normal, bu not exactly scintillating, eh?

As Mary Richards once said, "I've been around. Well, maybe not around, but I've been nearby."

LittleB
12-14-05, 05:55 PM
Good quote! :thumbsup:

Elvis
12-14-05, 06:56 PM
I got 100 but in my hell test you'd have to score at least 150 with those questions.

The folks at Bellevue Baptist Church probably think a 45 will send you to hell.

LittleB
12-14-05, 07:05 PM
What do you mean in your hell test you;d have to score at least 150?

Playdrv4me
12-14-05, 07:07 PM
Well great, I passed it around work and got owned here too. One of my co-worker chicks got a 184!!!

I think Im going to pay for sex and get kicked out of a bar tonight, that should at least get me in the nineties! :p

LittleB
12-14-05, 07:10 PM
LOL!! :histeric:

I need to go try hard drugs, have a threesome, pass out and fall due to drinking excessively, and get kicked out of a bar! :p

Playdrv4me
12-14-05, 07:17 PM
Sweet, lets make a night of it! We can get to know eachother anyway since you never talk to me... :p

LittleB
12-14-05, 07:25 PM
Hell yeah let's do it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awww and what do you mean I don't talk to you? It's YOU who doesn't talk to me! :sneaky: j/k

Boombotz
12-14-05, 07:27 PM
This is Julie and I scored a 174 :hide: !!!!

Playdrv4me
12-14-05, 07:34 PM
Awww and what do you mean I don't talk to you? It's YOU who doesn't talk to me! :sneaky: j/k

Well I need to get my act together then! Ive been missing out! ;)

Playdrv4me
12-14-05, 07:35 PM
This is Julie and I scored a 174 :hide: !!!!

Damn!! Touch'e Julie... Touch'e!! (hand claps in the background). :p

LittleB
12-14-05, 07:38 PM
Well I need to get my act together then! Ive been missing out! ;)

Yes you have been missing out! I know you've read some of my conversations on here :D ;) LOL!!

Jesda
12-14-05, 07:57 PM
The quiz missed some important ones:

Have you ever broken into a house that isn't your own.
Have you ever stolen a car.
Have you ever committed financial crimes.
Have you ever set fire to [object].
Have you ever watched...
Have you ever filmed...
Have you ever been filmed...

Not that I've done ALL of the above, I'm just sayin. :)

LittleB
12-14-05, 07:59 PM
:shhh: someone call the cops...

Boombotz
12-14-05, 08:04 PM
I swear...... I am a good girl!!!!:bouncy:

LittleB
12-14-05, 08:05 PM
uh huh................riiiiiiiiight :yup:

DopeStar 156
12-14-05, 09:18 PM
180.....I'm disappointed.... I thought I'd get higher and I was totally honest.....

Eric Kahn
12-14-05, 09:19 PM
I got a 12, I should be nominateted for saint by the pope

mccombie_5
12-14-05, 09:19 PM
180.....I'm disappointed.... I thought I'd get higher and I was totally honest.....


But I thought you came from hell Dope:p

DopeStar 156
12-14-05, 09:22 PM
But I thought you came from hell Dope:p
And you'd think because of that I'd have gotten a better score... By the way, my dad says he wants you to fulfill your end of the bargain....

mccombie_5
12-14-05, 09:26 PM
By the way, my dad says he wants you to fulfill your end of the bargain....

Did I agree to something when I was under the influence? :p:lildevil:

DopeStar 156
12-14-05, 09:28 PM
Haha do the words "Pale Green Jaguar" mean anything to you?

mccombie_5
12-14-05, 09:29 PM
Haha do the words "Pale Green Jaguar" mean anything to you?

Oh good god

What about it :suspense:

johndfw
12-14-05, 09:31 PM
I got a 110. Is that good ..............or ......bad?

DopeStar 156
12-14-05, 09:38 PM
I'd call it average..... You're a well balanced good/evil individual.

mccombie_5
12-14-05, 09:43 PM
Dopestar what about my Jaguar

DopeStar 156
12-14-05, 09:57 PM
Haha I dunno dude, I ran outta fuel with that joke.... I'm too sick and full of sinus fluid to keep going.... I thought you didn't have one? The whole joke was you cutting a deal with the devil for that car....

Elvis
12-14-05, 10:00 PM
What do you mean in your hell test you;d have to score at least 150?

About half of the things I said "yes" to aren't things that IMO should send you to hell. There had to be 20 drinking questions and another 15 or 20 "normal" sexual behavior questions.

mccombie_5
12-14-05, 10:02 PM
Haha I dunno dude, I ran outta fuel with that joke.... I'm too sick and full of sinus fluid to keep going.... I thought you didn't have one? The whole joke was you cutting a deal with the devil for that car....

Thank the Stars!

I thought Id signed on a deal that hands the car over before I even took delivery :sneaky:

After Christmas sometime is when it comes.

DopeStar 156
12-14-05, 10:05 PM
That's cool. My dad's friend has a 69 XJ something..... It's got a 12 cyl. Nice car.

mccombie_5
12-14-05, 10:08 PM
I had one or three, its really interesting how they kept the same bodystyle for about 20 years!

I had a 1982 XJ6, a 1976 XJ6C and a 1990 XJ12.

I cant wait to get my new one! I think Claire plans to sell her DHS and drive the new Jag.

Boombotz
12-14-05, 10:40 PM
I got a 190. At least I was worse than my wife.

SilverFleetwood85
12-15-05, 01:56 AM
I got a score of 39, didn't think I was that boring :yawn:.

powerglide
12-15-05, 02:03 AM
You're headed straight to purgatory :D

illumina
12-15-05, 04:17 AM
I wanna hang out with some of you people LOL....<cough> illumina with his 196 <cough> :D

Hehehe...It must be some of those military days that did the trick...

West coast, right B? Hmm...I'm well East of Cali, but...:stirpot: :D

davesdeville
12-15-05, 05:45 AM
Haven't gotten an STD, don't drink 3x a week, never got carpet burns, never been with a dude, not into necro or bestiality. That's a 227, and I wasn't even bullshitting it...

70eldo
12-15-05, 10:04 AM
192

I am happy most of the questions were in past tence... :D

70eldo
12-15-05, 10:07 AM
About half of the things I said "yes" to aren't things that IMO should send you to hell. There had to be 20 drinking questions and another 15 or 20 "normal" sexual behavior questions.

Some of the yesses did not add any points... I checked that! ;)

ShadowLvr400
12-15-05, 12:32 PM
230.... I could run Hell...

ShadowLvr400
12-15-05, 12:34 PM
Haven't gotten an STD, don't drink 3x a week, never got carpet burns, never been with a dude, not into necro or bestiality. That's a 227, and I wasn't even bullshitting it...


Carpet burns are part of my g/f's nickname... She got rugburn on her face from one of our escapades...

Blackout
12-15-05, 12:46 PM
174! woot, woot!

RobertCTS
12-15-05, 01:02 PM
230.... I could run Hell...

Are we paying attention to scores here? Is the Shadow's 230 the highest?

He's really a bad boy!:lildevil: :yup:

LittleB
12-15-05, 01:15 PM
Yep, he's the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dbdartman
12-15-05, 02:50 PM
I was beginning to wonder about you guys, & myself, for a while. BTW, I've never been thrown out of a bar, or passed out drinking, or woke up somewhere asking, "Where am I & who are you?" nor do I drink often.

:eyebrow:

LittleB
12-15-05, 02:53 PM
So you've had many sexual experiences then? :sneaky:

dbdartman
12-15-05, 03:14 PM
Being your age & geographic location, I doubt you've ever heard of Plato's Retreat in NYC... :devilheh: Coming of age in the late 60's, early 70's, well, the world was a different place then. It all changed in the early 80's. I've been RELATIVELY tame since then.

See, I'm not REALLY evil, just misunderstood...:eyebrow:

LittleB
12-15-05, 03:28 PM
Being your age & geographic location, I doubt you've ever heard of Plato's Retreat in NYC... :devilheh: Coming of age in the late 60's, early 70's, well, the world was a different place then. It all changed in the early 80's. I've been RELATIVELY tame since then.

See, I'm not REALLY evil, just misunderstood...:eyebrow:

Well given my age & location, you could also asume that I've had certain sexual experiences :sneaky: But you are right, I have never heard of Plato's Retreat...care to educate me? :D

dbdartman
12-15-05, 03:55 PM
Plato's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato's_Retreat) There were others in the city, too.


Well given my age & location, you could also asume that I've had certain sexual experiences

:peeking: Oh, no... you're not going to catch me in that boobytrap! I make no assumptions about other people's "experiences" thank you. :leaving:

LittleB
12-15-05, 03:59 PM
Interesting....yeah I've definitely heard of sex clubs and stuff like that, just didn't know it was called Plato's Retreat. Thanks for the info!

DBA-One
12-15-05, 05:53 PM
Got a 137.

LittleB
12-15-05, 06:17 PM
Plato's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato's_Retreat) There were others in the city, too.
:peeking: Oh, no... you're not going to catch me in that boobytrap! I make no assumptions about other people's "experiences" thank you. :leaving:

It's not a booby trap LOL, I am just saying there are ceratain things my generation does that yours probably doesn't :lildevil:

medicz28
12-15-05, 09:19 PM
164 baby:devil: :banana:

LittleB
12-15-05, 09:45 PM
LOL and proud!!!