: Is my girlfriend being a Psycho?



AirJigga25
12-12-05, 08:21 PM
OK, I'm making this post to prove a point.

I had a great day at work, made about $3500 in commission and am #1 in sales at my company by a long shot. Now... my girlfriend (who normally is nice) accused me of looking at porn at work. I guess she knew I looked at this thread on www.cadillacforums.com (http://www.cadillacforums.com). Don't ask me how she knew but she knew...

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59753 (the hide the remote joke thread, its pretty funny)

I didn't even post in the damn thread, just viewed it. So, I would like responses from y'all please with a simple Yes or No, and maybe speak on it if you wish but I'm most interested in the yes/no.

Is this porn? (in the thread)
And is she being a psychotic for threatening to break up with me because I clicked on this thread

I can't wait to tally the votes....

Playdrv4me
12-12-05, 08:25 PM
If you can see it from any page on this forum, it aint pr0n. Let me tell you... I know pr0n... that aint pr0n.

terrible one
12-12-05, 08:26 PM
Yes it is technically pornography, but it has an exception because the title of the thread did not warn one of the "explict content", and you weren't looking at it because of the hot girl in a thong, you were looking at it because it was a new post on Cadillac Forums.

Yes, she is psychotic for threatening to break up with you because you viewed this thread for reasons above and more IMHO

mccombie_5
12-12-05, 08:27 PM
Is my girlfriend being a Psycho?

Yes

Thats just an ass

AirJigga25
12-12-05, 08:32 PM
If you can see it from any page on this forum, it aint pr0n. Let me tell you... I know pr0n... that aint pr0n.

i'll take that as a yes.

3 for me
0 for her

IMO it was nothing but a funny man joke.... harmless, but... yeah, you know. Even funnier because it surprised me when i clicked on the thread.

Playdrv4me
12-12-05, 08:33 PM
She will get over it if she loves and cares about you. She might have just had a bad day. Try to make it up to her if you can, even though its not your fault.

mccombie_5
12-12-05, 08:35 PM
Yup, massage her ego or whatever girls have

Boombotz
12-12-05, 08:35 PM
Yes she is being psychotic if she thinks that is porn. She is checking your internet history to see where you are surfing on the internet. There is more to this then that pic. She sounds like she has some trust issues with you.. I don't know either one of you so please take my opinion as just a opinion.

Stoneage_Caddy
12-12-05, 08:43 PM
ok tonight , i want you to go and download pics of the tijuana donkey show onto your computer , then get pics of girls and horses and any other sick shit you can find ....then upload pics of yourself to the computer ...then photoshop her head onto richard simmon's body and label it "my dream girl" ....

you also need to download pics of girls bathrooms ,used undies ....

get sick with it man ....give her what shes looking for ....then kick her to the curb and call the guys with the stright jackets ....but please , have some fun with this before you give her cab fare ....you owe it to yourself

Elvis
12-12-05, 08:45 PM
Is my girlfriend being a Psycho?


Yes.



I hope she reads this. You need to get away from her unless she really knows how to...

Never mind. You know what I mean.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-12-05, 08:45 PM
ok tonight , i want you to go and download pics of the tijuana donkey show onto your computer

hahahahahahahaha! :histeric: love it! :thumbsup:

Stoneage_Caddy
12-12-05, 08:47 PM
thats how i do things .... when i get accused of some bullshit by someone thats looking for dirt , i give them so much dirt they choke on it

Elvis
12-12-05, 08:47 PM
By the way, do the following every time you log out:

Tools-->Internet Options-->Clear History

You might even want to delete files and cookies too if you think she's really good at tracking you.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-12-05, 08:47 PM
If you break up with her, it might get real scary, like she writes your name on every square inch of her bedroom walls, or she taps your phone line, or maybe she'll start taking your mail or trash your car or something like that.

But I do not know you guys, so take my advice worth a grain of sand. And I am over exaggerating a bit

Playdrv4me
12-12-05, 08:54 PM
When I kicked this last girl out of my apartment, I have been accused of saying one of the best breakup lines ever as she was getting ready to walk out by a couple of friends...

"...Hey, theres some dirty dishes there still..."

lol.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-12-05, 08:55 PM
hahahaha put her in her place!
FACE!

Stoneage_Caddy
12-12-05, 09:00 PM
LOL ....i usualy never have to say anything to remove unwanted parasites liek that from my place ....i just stop talking to them ....after 3 days they get the idea .....once didnt and asked "whats wrong?" ....i looked up and said "Amazing , your still here"....then dumbass got the idea ....

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-12-05, 09:04 PM
hahaha and you complain you can't get women.......

LaneWvr
12-12-05, 09:04 PM
yes, even if you looked at porn that shouldn't be a huge deal.

Playdrv4me
12-12-05, 09:08 PM
hahahaha put her in her place!
FACE!

hehe... i wish.

sadly truth is shes got the upper hand. I still love her a great deal even though in some aspects she deceived me.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-12-05, 09:13 PM
yes, even if you looked at porn that shouldn't be a huge deal.

It's even better when you find the porn on HER computer!

Stoneage_Caddy
12-12-05, 09:16 PM
hahaha and you complain you can't get women.......
thats "i cant get decent women"...its seems only societys rejects will play with me ....they think i can cure all there ailments ....one thought she could go off the anti depressants , her excuse "you make me happy" .....well i leanred that im not a suitable subsititue for zolft , she didnt ....

In my family we have a joke called "go for a ride"....where we take something that we dont like , put it in a car and take it someplace where we know it wont come back...we usually reserve this for dogs , but this bitch had 2 legs ....I dropped it off at her ex boyfrinds house that she wouldnt shut up about ....he asked what i was doing (i got her drunk) , i said "um this is defective , im returning it"...

last i heard they got married ....so it worked out very well , maybe i did make her happy ?:histeric:

the girl that i ingored for 3 days was the last relationship i had , ended bout this time in 01, after 3-5 weeks of sheer hell , never even got laid ....it was like groundhog day for 3 friggin weeks , while she screwed my best freind :histeric:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-12-05, 09:18 PM
I dropped it off at her ex boyfrinds house that she wouldnt shut up about ....he asked what i was doing (i got her drunk) , i said "um this is defective , im returning it"...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's one of the funniest gf stories I've ever heard!

Boombotz
12-12-05, 09:47 PM
thats "i cant get decent women"...its seems only societys rejects will play with me ....they think i can cure all there ailments ....one thought she could go off the anti depressants , her excuse "you make me happy" .....well i leanred that im not a suitable subsititue for zolft , she didnt ....

In my family we have a joke called "go for a ride"....where we take something that we dont like , put it in a car and take it someplace where we know it wont come back...we usually reserve this for dogs , but this bitch had 2 legs ....I dropped it off at her ex boyfrinds house that she wouldnt shut up about ....he asked what i was doing (i got her drunk) , i said "um this is defective , im returning it"...

last i heard they got married ....so it worked out very well , maybe i did make her happy ?:histeric:

the girl that i ingored for 3 days was the last relationship i had , ended bout this time in 01, after 3-5 weeks of sheer hell , never even got laid ....it was like groundhog day for 3 friggin weeks , while she screwed my best freind :histeric:

That was really freaking funny!!!!!

Boombotz
12-12-05, 09:56 PM
Now as far as the reason for this thread let me give you a woman's opinion. The first comment was my husbands. I will tell you this, if that was porn I should let you see some of the shit Tom looks at. He doesn't hide it because I don't care. Do i think your girl is overreacting? Absolutely. I also went into that thread and didn't expect what I saw, but it was funny. I don't know maybe I am to laid back but Tom gets a playboy yearly subscription every year in his Christmas stocking from me. The way i look at it is he is here every night and always comes home to me. The rule of thumb is look , but don't touch. That goes for strip clubs as well. I don't like to be compared to woman, because that is just disrespectful. It is a fact of life for all of us there is always someone who looks better. We have to get over our insecurities and take control of the things we can. If she makes you happy and satisfied she has nothing to worry about. Just sit and talk to her there is probably something bigger behind this and this was the icing on the cake.

Stoneage_Caddy
12-12-05, 09:57 PM
That was really freaking funny!!!!!
yah ive done some very mean things in my time .....but when people see what leads up to it there surpirsed i didnt do more ....

man this shot of Signle Barrel really hit the spot .....Im sooooooooo ready for bed

AirJigga25
12-12-05, 10:46 PM
Now as far as the reason for this thread let me give you a woman's opinion. The first comment was my husbands. I will tell you this, if that was porn I should let you see some of the shit Tom looks at. He doesn't hide it because I don't care. Do i think your girl is overreacting? Absolutely. I also went into that thread and didn't expect what I saw, but it was funny. I don't know maybe I am to laid back but Tom gets a playboy yearly subscription every year in his Christmas stocking from me. The way i look at it is he is here every night and always comes home to me. The rule of thumb is look , but don't touch. That goes for strip clubs as well. I don't like to be compared to woman, because that is just disrespectful. It is a fact of life for all of us there is always someone who looks better. We have to get over our insecurities and take control of the things we can. If she makes you happy and satisfied she has nothing to worry about. Just sit and talk to her there is probably something bigger behind this and this was the icing on the cake.

chalk up a vote from a girl. Stay on topic, or don't go too far off.... this isn't story time with stony.

and i don't need advice from y'all... i'm just trying to prove a point.

Boombotz
12-12-05, 11:00 PM
chalk up a vote from a girl.


EXCUSE ME??????:confused: :confused:

AirJigga25
12-12-05, 11:03 PM
EXCUSE ME??????:confused: :confused:

wups...i meant woman or female , my apologies...

Boombotz
12-12-05, 11:07 PM
I gave you my vote, Last time I looked I was a woman?:confused: Does my vote not count. i know I gave you a lot of BS around it, but thought it was pretty much an even opinion with no advice untill the end and even that was little. Did I misunderstand?

AirJigga25
12-12-05, 11:10 PM
I gave you my vote, Last time I looked I was a woman?:confused: Does my vote not count. i know I gave you a lot of BS around it, but thought it was pretty much an even opinion with no advice untill the end and even that was little. Did I misunderstand?

first off once more, i meant female.

and stoney was the one telling stoney stories...not u.

and someone at the beginning was giving advice like this is an "omg" help me with my relationship/dear abby thread which its not.

clear?

Boombotz
12-12-05, 11:14 PM
clear?

NO, I don't think so.
first off once more, i meant female.
and stoney was the one telling stoney stories...not u.
and someone at the beginning was giving advice like this is an "omg" help me with my relationship/dear abby thread which its not.
That is all good!!! Whats the chalk up a vote mean? Was that a good thing or did you not know it was a girl that is what I meant with excuse me. Sorry maybe I should have made myself clearer on that.

I can care less about the woman,girl, female thing. I didn't think you noticed it was me and not Tom talking that is what I was talking about. When i saw the chalk up the girl thing I thought it was like you wanted to hear from a woman so I was trying to tell you that it was a woman who just gave you an opinion. That is why I put the excuse me with the ?.As far as the other thing the problem is you qouted me, not Stoney! What was I supposed to think???

Jesda
12-12-05, 11:20 PM
Tell her to piss off.

I'm a hopeless romantic, I swear! :D

ben72227
12-12-05, 11:30 PM
When she pulls in more money than you, THEN she can tell you what the hell to do. In the meantime, tell that hoe to know her role and shut her mouth, and get in the kitchen and cook you dinner.

I mean, DAMN, you're a man, of course you're gonna look at porn. If she can't accept the facts of life, that's her problem.:highfive:

TomDeville
12-13-05, 12:21 AM
Dear Sir:
You knew the answer before you asked
the question.
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, and YES!!!!!!!
This ain't Dear Abby ;but, Dude seriously...
Are you the guy who is walking with his
girl, and you see some hot chicks up ahead
that she hasn't seen yet; and, you make sure
your girl notices you not noticing them when they
pass? because you know she's watching your reaction,
and wants to give you shit?....In any event....
Sorry man, your gal has issues. Deeper than
quasi soft porn on an automotive site.
You are only 25 years old, are you not?
You seem to have your shit together,
do you not?
If her insecurities are manifesting themselves
in such a manner you may want to consider
at least moving her down the batting order.
Moreover, you should bag the crotch rocket (if
you are not already), since, I don't see
this one lasting ;and, you don't want to have to be
dealing with her, and paying cock tax ex post facto,
en futuro.
This is a signal for you to do some kicking to the
curb. You are a CaddyMan!! Your onions are too
big for that kind of Psychoshit.
I hope she reads this ;and, modifies her behaviour
accordingly for the sake of both of you.
TomDeville:cool2:
:cool2:

LittleB
12-13-05, 12:31 AM
Dear Sir:
You knew the answer before you asked
the question.
:thumbsup: :highfive:



YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, and YES!!!!!!!


:yeah: :yup: :bigroll:


and for the record, this is a female as well.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-13-05, 12:33 AM
and for the record, this is a female as well.

Oh really???? I thought littleB was a man!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-13-05, 12:35 AM
haha just kidding littleB!

LittleB
12-13-05, 12:38 AM
You'd be surprised how many guys on here PM me and say DUDE!! Who's that girl in your avatar?????...so there was a REASON i said it :lildevil:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-13-05, 12:40 AM
oh wow! No kidding?! I never second guessed that you were a member of the opposite sex

LittleB
12-13-05, 12:41 AM
Well cuz now people know me well enough and normally call me Megan, plus I added <----LittleB next to my avatar LOL to clear it up. It's all good though. I just wanted Airjigga to know this was a female's answer. :thumbsup:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-13-05, 12:42 AM
ahhh gotcha!

LittleB
12-13-05, 01:12 AM
When she pulls in more money than you, THEN she can tell you what the hell to do.

Oh really?!?! :bigroll: :canttalk:

DopeStar 156
12-13-05, 01:20 AM
You'd be surprised how many guys on here PM me and say DUDE!! Who's that girl in your avatar?????...so there was a REASON i said it :lildevil:
LOOOLLLL!!!!

I got mistaken for a girl in a club Saturday night, not sure if that counts....

Sounds like you shoulda made this a poll thread. Anyway, I'll say yes, she's overreacting. Porn is nothing, everyone looks at porn wether they're intending to or not. I've never heard of some guy cheating on his girlfriend with Jenna Jamieson and if he did then he works in the porn industry. It sounds to me like she's looking for an excuse to be mad at you and even though you may not wanna hear this things might be starting to go sour. Happened to me, three years of honeymoon stage and all of a sudden we were at each other's throats every other day, sometimes literally. I would tell her I want to know what the real issue is here and expect to get a real answer. If she's really that mad about porn then tell her to get over it. Technically that's not even porn, it's a sexually suggestive picture. It's not even R rated. If you guys ever watched Titanic together you got farther with an image there than you did here. Tell her to cool it.

70eldo
12-13-05, 02:45 AM
yes, even if you looked at porn that shouldn't be a huge deal.

That's my thought too. Is she that insecure? Stay cool and play her mind. If she is tracking your internet history she is being a psycho anyway.

70eldo
12-13-05, 02:50 AM
Sorry folks... I should really get some coffey before I post.

tru504187211
12-13-05, 09:14 AM
Somebody's chick needs to get cussed out for looking at things she shouldn't be trying to see. Don't look around, because your going to find something you don't like, then your going to get mad, and im going to have to cuss you out, and its all bad, so don't look around!

AirJigga25
12-13-05, 09:15 AM
When she pulls in more money than you, THEN she can tell you what the hell to do. In the meantime, tell that hoe to know her role and shut her mouth, and get in the kitchen and cook you dinner.

I mean, DAMN, you're a man, of course you're gonna look at porn. If she can't accept the facts of life, that's her problem.:highfive:

lol...this one is going to piss her off...

AirJigga25
12-13-05, 09:18 AM
Are you the guy who is walking with his
girl, and you see some hot chicks up ahead
that she hasn't seen yet; and, you make sure
your girl notices you not noticing them when they
pass? because you know she's watching your reaction,
and wants to give you shit?....

:cool2:

nail right on the head...

AirJigga25
12-13-05, 09:21 AM
LOOOLLLL!!!!
Technically that's not even porn, it's a sexually suggestive picture. It's not even R rated. If you guys ever watched Titanic together you got farther with an image there than you did here. Tell her to cool it.

thanks, thanks... this is a helpful quote. Chalk another one up for me...

AirJigga25
12-13-05, 09:22 AM
If she is tracking your internet history she is being a psycho anyway.

:p

LittleB
12-13-05, 12:18 PM
Are you gonna show her this?

AirJigga25
12-13-05, 12:41 PM
Are you gonna show her this?

she already saw it this morning when she was snooping around. I'm not hiding it.

Honestly, she is a gorgeous, beautiful, intelligent, good girlfriend. I mean, she's been described as a 10 and I think she's a 10. She has nothing to worry about regarding me and its stupid that she does. she doesn't need to be checking my histories, asking me if I looked at porn at work, etc. i'm too busy for that stuff. My point is, "don't sweat the small stuff." worry about the important things.

I think I'm up like 14 nothing in this thread.... !! woop woop! I love being right.

LittleB
12-13-05, 12:49 PM
Well hopefully when she reads what you just posted it will make her feel better ;)

Jesda
12-13-05, 12:56 PM
she already saw it this morning

Honestly, she is a gorgeous, beautiful, intelligent, good girlfriend.


Nice save! :thumbsup:

Chew her out anyway, then have some makeup sex.

Kev
12-13-05, 04:13 PM
I always tell my wife; "Don't ask questions you don't want answers to."

mccombie_5
12-13-05, 04:33 PM
I always tell my wife; "Don't ask questions you don't want answers to."

Yup

Not only are Claire an I married, but we live seperate lives to, in a good way, she stays out of my business I stay out of hers unless there is somethign wrong,t hen we help each other.

Kev
12-13-05, 06:43 PM
Yup

Not only are Claire an I married, but we live seperate lives to, in a good way, she stays out of my business I stay out of hers unless there is somethign wrong,t hen we help each other.For us it's not that our lives are separate so much as she doesn't like the answers I give her. I have a tendancy to be bluntly honest rather than tell her what she wants to hear. So; "If you don't think you'll like the answer I'll give you then don't ask me the question!"

Stoneage_Caddy
12-13-05, 06:51 PM
first off once more, i meant female.

and stoney was the one telling stoney stories...not u.

and someone at the beginning was giving advice like this is an "omg" help me with my relationship/dear abby thread which its not.

clear?
My bad ....I will remeber next time i post in your threads to not deviate at all from topic ....I figured everyone enjoyed that ....

oh there i go again ....i beatter go ****myself eh ?

LittleB
12-13-05, 06:54 PM
:histeric: :canttalk:

DopeStar 156
12-13-05, 07:52 PM
Are you gonna show her this?
Haha I read that too fast....

turbojimmy
12-13-05, 08:15 PM
Is my girlfriend being a Psycho?

If you have to ask, she probably is. Go with your gut. Advice on the Internet is worth what you pay for it.

Without getting all preachy, relationships are based on mutual trust. If she gets worked up about where you go on the Web, you're in for a world of hurt down the road. The fact of the matter is that there are lots of gorgeous, beautiful, intelligent, good potential-girlfriends out there. And some aren't even psychos. If your current GF was smarter she'd realize this and snap out of her paranoia.

Jim

davesdeville
12-14-05, 06:24 AM
chalk up a vote from a girl. Stay on topic, or don't go too far off.... this isn't story time with stony.

and i don't need advice from y'all... i'm just trying to prove a point.

"Agree with me.

Oh you did more than agree with me and tried to help me in some way? **** you I don't need yo shit!"




You know what man, just to be a douchebag to you AirJigga you ungrateful fool, your girl is right and you're wrong.

Like that? I'm sticking to your ever so important topic. :mad: