This thread is for locks, not to be confused with locked threads, which there are way too many of lately.

http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/office-motes/door-lock-Yale-1-DHD.jpg

I keep my hair short. Sorry, my friend.

Yep, this is also a lock!!
http://www.railroadmuseum.net/2004/Locks%20View%207-3-04.jpg

This is what happens when people stay up too late and sit on internet forums. :alchi:

Did you hear the one about the
dredlocked locksmith who bolted?
:cool2:

What about these locks???:
http://www.dreadlocks.us/dreadlocks-dreds.jpg

I'm really getting keyed up about these locked threads!!:rolleyes:

Sorry, it's late, I'm old.:)

This is what happens when people stay up too late and sit on internet forums. :alchi:

I'm in California where it's only 8:30pm.

So why you up at 11:30pm on the internet? :rolleyes:

Alright! That's it! I'm lochin this thread! :rant2:

http://www.hoffmann.caltech.edu/PlacesVisited/html0001/images/Loch%20Ness%20Scotland%202001.jpg

:rolleyes: :p

lol kev.

Nice one HRS... very nice ;)

Oh man those locks have nice hips. Oh man I'm drunk right now, I can't believe I called a McRib a molded pork shit sandwhich. Strange, I can usually type well when I'm trashed. Yup.:alchi::alchi: Yup:alchi:

HAHAHA...wow...roomies are probably wondering why the HELL I'm laughing...molded pork shit sandwich, I hear ya!

http://www.wholesalewarehousesupply.com/images/240/XMAS4370.JPG

Master lock.

http://rawsmackdown.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/master%20lok.jpg

Another master lock by a cheesy pro wrestler called Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters.

Don't make me use this!

http://www.rcxotic.com/images/pkg-dictionary/photos/Thread_lock.jpg

I'm in California where it's only 8:30pm.
So why you up at 11:30pm on the internet? :rolleyes:

I though it was pretty obvious. :alchi:
:D

Dreadlocks - The fear of not being able to open a door.

Cookies - what chefs use to unlock their kitchen cupboards.

"Opening Other People's Doors", by Mikey Fitz-Yorlock.

"Can I come in?" by Isador Open.

"Knock, Knock, Knock", by Isabelle Working and Theodore S. Locked.

:hide:

Anybody know about LOCKING DIFFERENTIALS? 2 of my threads got locked:rant2:

http://usera.imagecave.com/BobsWork/unimog_diff_lock.jpg

This is how you lock threads :D

This is how you lock threads :D

See how you are Boomer!! You locked the thread!!:mad2:

Alright! That's it! I'm lochin this thread! :rant2:

http://www.hoffmann.caltech.edu/PlacesVisited/html0001/images/Loch%20Ness%20Scotland%202001.jpg

:rolleyes: :p

Tis frem me haime land laddie

ach!

Tis frem me haime land laddie
ach!

Where is it exactly?

Alright! That's it! I'm lochin this thread! :rant2:

http://www.hoffmann.caltech.edu/PlacesVisited/html0001/images/Loch%20Ness%20Scotland%202001.jpg

:rolleyes: :p

Is that Nessie in that little cove?

That pic looks like the final scene of the latest Harry Potter movie.

Tis frem me haime land laddie
ach!Yeah......... what he said....... :hmm: :suspense:

Yeah, I've got a few relatives that are home boys too Mac. We even have a family plaid with at least one little line of purple in it. :rolleyes:

Dear Caddyfriends,

I would like to take my lads; and, some scotch
& cigars.

We would travel to that loch to fish for the world's
finest salmon, which I would subsequently smoke.

Thereafter, I would best enjoy my bagel with cream
cheese, capers; and, loks from the loch.

Best Regards,

TomDeville:cool2:
:cool2:

Dear Caddyfriends,
I would like to take my lads; and, some scotch
& cigars.
We would travel to that loch to fish for the world's
finest salmon, which I would subsequently smoke.
Thereafter, I would best enjoy my bagel with cream
cheese, capers; and, loks from the loch.
Best Regards,
TomDeville:cool2:
:cool2:

:yup: :D

Yeah......... what he said....... :hmm: :suspense:

Yeah, I've got a few relatives that are home boys too Mac. We even have a family plaid with at least one little line of purple in it. :rolleyes:

A large number of my father's ancestors were Scottish. They were Wilsons but belonged to the Campbell Clan, you know the murdeing thieves that massacred the McDonalds as they slept?:eek:

Dear Caddyfriends,

I would like to take my lads; and, some scotch
& cigars.

We would travel to that loch to fish for the world's
finest salmon, which I would subsequently smoke.

Thereafter, I would best enjoy my bagel with cream
cheese, capers; and, loks from the loch.

Best Regards,

TomDeville:cool2:
:cool2:

Which end of a salmon do you light when you smoke one?? :stirpot:

I love the music from this country. The story of William Wallace (Braveheart) is a great read.

Which end of a salmon do you light when you smoke one?? :stirpot:

Since cigarettes have butts, I guess you'd light the head on fire and suck smoke through it's butt!!

All these people walking around sucking on a butt thinking they look cool!!

Hmmm...and in the UK they call them ***s???

Sucking on a ***s butt just doesn't sound cool to me!!! :farting:

HAHAHA! excellent work HRS.

Since cigarettes have butts, I guess you'd light the head on fire and suck smoke through it's butt!!
All these people walking around sucking on a butt thinking they look cool!!
Hmmm...and in the UK they call them ***s???
Sucking on a ***s butt just doesn't sound cool to me!!! :farting:

***s....tabs.....

Yup, but when you smoke cigarettes your mouth looks like a cats butt anyway