Im gonna kick their &*^%!

>Dear Employees:
>
>It has been brought to management's attention that
>some individuals throughout the company have been
>using foul language during the course of normal
>conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
>received from some employees who may be easily
>offended, this type of language will no longer be
>tolerated. We do however, realize the critical
>importance of being able to accurately express your
>feelings when communicating with co-workers.
>
>Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY
>SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper
>exchange of ideas and information can continue in an
>effective manner.
>
>1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
> ! ;INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're
>doing.
>
>2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
> INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit_h.
>
>3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
> INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to
>do this?
>
>4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
>
>5) TRY SAYING: Really?
> INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
>
>6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
> INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
>
>7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
> INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
>
>8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
> INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
>
>9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sur! e this can be implemented.
> INSTEAD OF: this sh__ won't work.
>
&! gt;10) T RY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
> INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me
>sooner?
>
>11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
> INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
>
>12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
> INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
>
>13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
> INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
>
>14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.
>
>15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
> INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
>
>16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
> INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
>
>17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
> INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
>
>18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
> INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
>
>Thank You,
>Human Resources

That's awesome.....I know I've said a few of those at some previous jobs, usually after my old boss said a few. My old job nothing but foul, uber abusive language between co-workers, althoguh we were just messin' around (most of the time that is).

Im gonna kick their &*^%!

>Dear Employees:
>
>It has been brought to management's attention that
>some individuals throughout the company have been
>using foul language during the course of normal
>conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
>received from some employees who may be easily
>offended, this type of language will no longer be
>tolerated. We do however, realize the critical
>importance of being able to accurately express your
>feelings when communicating with co-workers.
>
>Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY
>SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper
>exchange of ideas and information can continue in an
>effective manner.
>
>1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
> ! ;INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're
>doing.
>
>2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
> INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit_h.
>
>3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
> INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to
>do this?
>
>4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
>
>5) TRY SAYING: Really?
> INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
>
>6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
> INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
>
>7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
> INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
>
>8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
> INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
>
>9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sur! e this can be implemented.
> INSTEAD OF: this sh__ won't work.
>
&! gt;10) T RY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
> INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me
>sooner?
>
>11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
> INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
>
>12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
> INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
>
>13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
> INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
>
>14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.
>
>15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
> INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
>
>16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
> INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
>
>17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
> INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
>
>18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
> INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
>
>Thank You,
>Human Resources

LMFAO!! I needed that.

That's gonna be used more like a translation dictionary now.

Let me try;

Excuse me sir, don't ask him. He's not familliar with the issues. Perhaps you should check with the lady at the front desk. She's an agressive go-getter.

HAHAHAHA :histeric:

No, that's not real. It can't be.

Haha!

Very funny!

I remember the first office junior I scared the crap out of. Apparently she walked out of my office white.

I'd been doing some work on a building and things werent going to plan. I lost my temper with a guy on the phone and at which point my office junior came in. Apparently I shouted in a language she didnt know, but it wasnt english, and she could here the occasional bout of f*ck, sh*t, b*astard, b*ollocks etc. I was very angry, and I am scary when Im angry

Haha!

Very funny!

I remember the first office junior I scared the crap out of. Apparently she walked out of my office white.

I'd been doing some work on a building and things werent going to plan. I lost my temper with a guy on the phone and at which point my office junior came in. Apparently I shouted in a language she didnt know, but it wasnt english, and she could here the occasional bout of f*ck, sh*t, b*astard, b*ollocks etc. I was very angry, and I am scary when Im angry




NO# 8 haha

NO# 8 haha

:histeric: :yup: :thumbsup:

Thanks for the laugh!