: US preparing for war against aliens...



SilverCTS
11-25-05, 05:43 PM
I saw this in another forum. I thought it was amusing.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382_1

A former Canadien Defense Minister is concerned about an alien threat, and apparently even more concerned that Bush & the US will start an intergalactic war with them.
:cookoo:

I don't know what you all think, but if "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head" like he says, then he should be glad that the US is doing something to protect his ass from an alien intrusion (literally and figuratively).

Spyder
11-25-05, 06:14 PM
Huh...interesting...I think the colds gotten to his head.

HotRodSaint
11-25-05, 06:45 PM
I'm more worried about illegal aliens, than green men from mars. ;)

ShadowLvr400
11-25-05, 11:27 PM
You know... If little green men make the journey to come and fight, I think we'd lose... They can cross solar systems, they probably have ray guns that stomp an old .45 pistol. :P
As for bush starting an intergalactic war, he would. :P

ben72227
11-26-05, 12:23 AM
Yeah, I'm more worried about illegal aliens. The "Grays" species don't bother me nearly as much as "Wetbacks/Beaners" breed of alien:lildevil:

Kev
11-26-05, 12:36 AM
I saw this in another forum. I thought it was amusing.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382_1

A former Canadien Defense Minister is concerned about an alien threat, and apparently even more concerned that Bush & the US will start an intergalactic war with them.
:cookoo:

I don't know what you all think, but if "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head" like he says, then he should be glad that the US is doing something to protect his ass from an alien intrusion (literally and figuratively).Now that's silly. :helpless:

Stoneage_Caddy
11-26-05, 12:46 AM
Yeah, I'm more worried about illegal aliens. The "Grays" species don't bother me nearly as much as "Wetbacks/Beaners" breed of alien:lildevil:
hey now ...i like those guys if it wasnt for them ....id acutally have to clean the toilets insated of saying i did and hopeing they didnt call in sick ...

give them credit , they do stuff we dont want to ....they do stuff the guy holding the "working for food" sign wont do ......

i have more of a problem with the GM engine plant in mexico ....

ben72227
11-26-05, 01:32 AM
Oh, I'm just joking. I understand their situation, and I'm sympathetic towards it, but I still think they should come here legally. It's not that hard to get a work visa, my aunt is from Brazil and she got one, stayed here for a few years, married my uncle, and became a citizen. She, too, doesn't like the "cheaters" who try to bypass the system.

I think what bothers me most, is the liberal states (i.e. California) that give these people welfare, drivers licenses, etc. and these people are ILLEGAL...they're not even supposed to be here...It makes me mad:bomb:

Spyder
11-26-05, 03:05 AM
Hear Hear!!! Kalifornia...sheesh...the things some people think...

Jesda
11-26-05, 03:13 AM
Dennis Kucinich recently authored a portion of a bill to ban the use of mind control devices and end intergalactic warfare.

hardrockcamaro@mac.c
11-26-05, 05:03 AM
Easy to get into the USA?

I've been trying for years and I would be easily employable as I am educated and skilled.
It's VERY difficult to get a permanent job in America that will allow you to stay.

illumina
11-26-05, 05:08 AM
You know... If little green men make the journey to come and fight, I think we'd lose... They can cross solar systems, they probably have ray guns that stomp an old .45 pistol. :P
As for bush starting an intergalactic war, he would. :P

Damn! You took the words right from my mouth...

Yeah, aliens with ablities in interstellar travel = Earth getting ****ed!

HotRodSaint
11-26-05, 11:19 AM
Easy to get into the USA?

I've been trying for years and I would be easily employable as I am educated and skilled.
It's VERY difficult to get a permanent job in America that will allow you to stay.

You can always come here on holiday and never go back. :canttalk:

It's ironic that we won't let Brits come to a former colony, isn't it?

You'd think that Britain at least would be allowed an open door...wait you aren't one of those Morroccan Muslim extremists are you? :suspect:

HotRodSaint
11-26-05, 11:22 AM
Dennis Kucinich recently authored a portion of a bill to ban the use of mind control devices ...

There goes NBCs primetime tv line-up, most of PBS radio and the public teachers union!! :D

SilverCTS
11-26-05, 11:28 AM
There goes NBCs primetime tv line-up, most of PBS radio and the public teachers union!! :D

Plus, all the big city newspapers (NY Times, LA Times, Philly Inquirer, Chicago Tribune).

I always thought Kucinich was a big advocate of mind control devices.

Kev
11-26-05, 01:38 PM
We have to keep the politics out of this thread or it will have to be closed.

Thanks guys.

hardrockcamaro@mac.c
11-26-05, 01:56 PM
Only on Wednesdays.

<grin>

AS we're zero threat and work together I find it odd too.

When I last went on holiday to the USA, which was to LA, I very nearly didn't get back on the plane. I REALLY didn't want to leave.

HotRodSaint
11-26-05, 04:46 PM
When I last went on holiday to the USA, which was to LA, I very nearly didn't get back on the plane. I REALLY didn't want to leave.

Next time just renounce the racist (always play the race card in the US if you can for maximum sympathy) Queen and claim politcal asylum!! :p

Or you could visit Tijuana, pay US$1000.00 and get smuggled in. Just make sure to learn fluent Spanish. Then if you ever get caught, you can claim to come from South of the Border and they won't do anything to you!! :duck:

What skill set do you have? If you find a job with few qualified US applicants, it's easier to get in on a work via, with the beginning of the year being the best time since new quotas start. Once you are here, it's easier to find legal ways to stay here.

Elvis
11-26-05, 06:44 PM
This alien angle sounds like something Sal would post :p