: Tragic molestation of the defenseless in Mississippi



Elvis
11-21-05, 02:55 PM
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Friend of mine caught that Saturday. Picture taken within 10 miles of here.

Playdrv4me
11-21-05, 03:06 PM
omg.... oh lord.... oh god.... I cant....

90Brougham350
11-21-05, 03:08 PM
That's sick. I can't believe people do that kind of shit. Why would you ever drive that thing off-road, you might hurt the body. And then, what's the point of even doing it in the first place.

Kev
11-21-05, 03:37 PM
The horror................the..horror..............

Kev
11-21-05, 03:39 PM
That's one serious example of too much inbreeding right there!! :canttalk: :duck:

Boombotz
11-21-05, 03:39 PM
That is absolutely terrible. What were they thinking??

Kev
11-21-05, 03:41 PM
That is absolutely terrible. What were they thinking??You mean there was thought involved in that?! :suspense:

Elvis
11-21-05, 03:54 PM
Kev, we're talking about MISSISSIPPI here. I doubt there's a single member of this forum in Mississippi. I doubt the internet has made its way down there. It's like a 3rd world nation. Yet they're recovering from Katrina at twice the speed Louisiana is. Not sure we have any Louisiana members either.

I thought it was a little ironic that there's an Escalade in the first picture.

Look at the height difference.

powerglide
11-21-05, 05:23 PM
Say it ain't soooo.....I dunno if this bother me more than 156mph's dumb wing on the trunk of his Deville!!

Kev
11-21-05, 05:26 PM
There oughta be a law.... actually, there is here in CA. That car would not be street legal here. The lights and bumpers are all too high.

oh, and the wheels would need mud flaps.

Playdrv4me
11-21-05, 05:31 PM
note the irony of the Escalade passing behind it, which is actually sitting *LOWER*.

Kev
11-21-05, 05:34 PM
note the irony of the Escalade passing behind it, which is actually sitting *LOWER*.Indeed, Elvis beat you to it! :rolleyes: :duck:

slk230mb
11-21-05, 05:55 PM
Wow, how much money do you have lyin around to need to waste it on something like that.

Elvis
11-21-05, 06:01 PM
Wow, how much money do you have lyin around to need to waste it on something like that.

Somewhere in Mississippi there's a trailer that will go without icicle lights this Christmas. They probably can only afford two DirecTV dishes instead of four. And the skirting is in desperate need of repair and replacement.

Kev
11-21-05, 06:04 PM
Thank God thar be plenty o' possums, 'coons 'n like critters 'n sech fer victuals! Mmmmm!!!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-21-05, 06:06 PM
What in the name of all things good and holy?!?!?!?!?! :crying2: :crying: :wtf: :hitstick:

urbanski
11-21-05, 06:11 PM
that's lowlow's old ride, am i rite?? :p

Randy_W
11-21-05, 06:12 PM
The car is an exercise in stupidity, but the southern jokes are a little over the top guys. I'm a southerner, I was raised in NC and I was about 12 before I found out DAMNYANKEE wasn't all one word!! :D

Elvis
11-21-05, 06:18 PM
NC is highly civilized. Yeah, you got Mayberry and Richard Petty and all that, but you also have the research triangle, the Biltmore Estate, and all that Duke money.

NC has never been as backward as Mississippi. Trust me.

ben72227
11-21-05, 07:05 PM
If I remember a while back, wasn't it Mississippi that voted to eliminate decimals, pi, and fractions from their math classes because they didn't believe in non-whole numbers??? No wonder they have the lowest test scores in the nation...:histeric:

terrible one
11-21-05, 07:09 PM
Oh man, that is horrible! What makes someone want to do that?! Poor Caddy!!

addison_ii
11-21-05, 07:13 PM
WTF is that?? An Eldorado XUV? Whoever did that needs to be whipped with a cane and tarred and feathered.

Adam
11-21-05, 07:14 PM
that's lowlow's old ride, am i rite?? :p

NO! i would not do that to any such car! it would be layin frame if i owned it. with some bags (cause its fwd) and some 20 inch wires. you misspelled right. hehe jackass.

Elvis
11-21-05, 07:32 PM
You may be thinking of Arkansas, where they invented the toothbrush.

If it had been anywhere else, they would've called it the TEETHbrush.

One Mississippi high school recently had to discontinue both their drivers' education and sex education classes.

The mule died.

Mississippi wildlife agents recently observed a phenomenon of migrating geese flying UPSIDE DOWN over Marshall County, where the above picture of the 4wd Eldorado was taken.

It seems there's nothing worth shitting on in Marshall County.

Playdrv4me
11-21-05, 07:32 PM
WTF is that?? An Eldorado XUV? Whoever did that needs to be whipped with a cane and tarred and feathered.

LMAO!!

Boombotz
11-21-05, 08:10 PM
I was saving this one for a rainy day cause I thought it was the same car Ralph drives, Guess I don't need to hold onto it anymore.

ShadowLvr400
11-21-05, 08:16 PM
They have the lowest scores? I'd heard my state of Florida was down there...

terrible one
11-21-05, 08:48 PM
I was saving this one for a rainy day cause I thought it was the same car Ralph drives, Guess I don't need to hold onto it anymore.

2 of these in one day?! It's madness! No more or I will cry :crying:

Kev
11-21-05, 09:00 PM
I was saving this one for a rainy day cause I thought it was the same car Ralph drives, Guess I don't need to hold onto it anymore.Oh the humanity! :nono:

addison_ii
11-21-05, 09:20 PM
Look, we need to for our own P.E.T.A. people for the ethical treatment of automobiles. This is just wrong.

Elvis, you are hilarious.

Rolex
11-21-05, 10:42 PM
The bastard child of a Cadillac and a monstor truck......ugh. :thepan: :histeric:

HotRodSaint
11-21-05, 11:04 PM
These both help answer the question of what to do with a POS FWD Caddie!! :p

I think they are improvements myself!! :bouncy:

dbdartman
11-22-05, 04:34 PM
I saw one like that a few months ago, but it was only half as high. It wasn't a 4WD, it was just running 24's. :histeric: :cookoo: :thepan: :gun2: :bling: :blasted:

Rolex
11-22-05, 10:16 PM
You may be thinking of Arkansas, where they invented the toothbrush.

If it had been anywhere else, they would've called it the TEETHbrush.



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DopeStar 156
11-22-05, 10:25 PM
It gets worse....

http://www.milgarage.com/images/Jay%20Snyder%20Monster%2003-02-05.jpg

90Brougham350
11-22-05, 10:35 PM
Granted, people have the right to do as they please with what ever legal means to do it, but having a total lack of respect and dignity for something hurts. It would be like taking one of their monster abominations, putting quiet exhaust on it, putting on some nice streetable tires and rims, and driving respectfully. A different point of view.