: Don't eat that!!



ShadowLvr400
11-11-05, 12:23 PM
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php


Hilarious.

RobertCTS
11-11-05, 12:50 PM
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php


Hilarious.

And we have Ralph to blame and his Canadian Beef!:yup:

http://usera.imagecave.com/BobsWork/potted.jpg

Spyder
11-11-05, 01:24 PM
Dude...I tried that shiznit once...its really not all that bad...if you're a bottle of Beam gone and can't see what the hell is cooking on the stove...we fried it up, just for $h*ts and giggles, and were so gone we didn't think to clean it up afterwards, so in the morning, there was a hunk of food product stuck to the counter where we had spilled it...It turns to cement overnight...

RobertCTS
11-11-05, 01:41 PM
Isn't that like a spread for like crackers? There is also Deviled Ham.

http://usera.imagecave.com/BobsWork/canham.jpg

Elvis
11-11-05, 01:41 PM
Scroll down to vol. 5. LMAO!!!

powerglide
11-11-05, 01:50 PM
Thats friggin hilarious!

:histeric:

Mbai2
11-11-05, 02:22 PM
I like this quote from volume five :histeric: : "I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")"

Elvis
11-11-05, 02:46 PM
That was the part I laughed at the loudest.

At work.

powerglide
11-11-05, 05:03 PM
freshly-pumped wife juice

this guys sure has a way with words!

Spyder
11-11-05, 05:56 PM
HAHAHA...I didn't read that far down...I MUST do that tonight after work! :) Read more, that is...

addison_ii
11-11-05, 06:26 PM
This guy is freaking hilarious. Here are some more excerpts:

All I can tell you is, I survived the first installment of "Steve, Don't Eat It." And I have to admit it may have even been a little educational. I know I learned at least one thing from "Ralph's Potted Meat"-- Ralph is a ****ing dick.

Basically, if you move it back and forth enough, you're left with a gross, sticky mess. (Hey, natto and I have at least one thing in common!) And now that I think about it, that's exactly what it looks like the pranksters back at Shirakiku did into my beans. You guuuys!

mccombie_5
11-11-05, 06:30 PM
Ive eaten some shit in my time but that is awful!

powerglide
11-11-05, 08:08 PM
Natto is an acquired taste for sure.....BUT I LOVE IT!
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That prison wine stuff was hilarious too.....it was some of the funniest sh1t I've read in a while.

mccombie_5
11-11-05, 08:15 PM
Natto is an acquired taste for sure.....BUT I LOVE IT!
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That prison wine stuff was hilarious too.....it was some of the funniest sh1t I've read in a while.

LOL, in all honesty, i can say i would NEVER eat any of the foodstuffs he ate there

powerglide
11-12-05, 05:51 AM
LOL, in all honesty, i can say i would NEVER eat any of the foodstuffs he ate there

Really? Not even 'freshly squeezed wife juice"?
:D

mccombie_5
11-12-05, 06:36 AM
Its been over 13 years since my wife had that on tap!

And, no. The thought makes me.........want to cry

powerglide
11-12-05, 06:58 AM
Apaarently it tastes like Yoohoo (they have that over there...if not you are not missing anything).....no thanx!

mccombie_5
11-12-05, 07:08 AM
We dont get it here...