: Joke: The FBI Test



LittleB
11-09-05, 04:02 PM
THE FBI TEST......



> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men
and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.
>
> "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious! I could never
shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this
job. Take your wife and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said, "You don't have what it takes. Take you wife and go home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is
loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
chair."

mccombie_5
11-09-05, 04:06 PM
LOL!

:histeric:

Krashed989
11-09-05, 05:26 PM
LMAO!!! Hahaha :histeric:

urbanski
11-09-05, 07:08 PM
:p

addison_ii
11-09-05, 07:39 PM
That's brutal but funny :D

Spyder
11-10-05, 12:34 AM
Great stuff!

Ralph
11-10-05, 12:38 AM
:histeric: :thumbsup:




:shocked: :suspense:

LittleB
11-10-05, 12:57 AM
:shocked: :suspense:

It's a joke....you can relax Ralphie :p

Ralph
11-10-05, 12:58 AM
It's a joke....you can relax Ralphie :p

OH YA!! Well I'm OFFENDED by that "joke!"

:histeric: ;)

LittleB
11-10-05, 01:02 AM
OH YA!! Well I'm OFFENDED by that "joke!"
:histeric: ;)


Why? You got your @$$ kicked by a girl before? :D JUST KIDDING! Muah!

:hide:

Boombotz
11-10-05, 01:04 AM
That was funny!!!

powerglide
11-10-05, 01:06 AM
:thumbsup:

Ralph
11-10-05, 01:06 AM
Why? You got your @$$ kicked by a girl before? :D JUST KIDDING! Muah!
:hide:
YES!!!!!! And I LIKED IT!!! Is that bad???:o




;) :cloud9:

LittleB
11-10-05, 01:07 AM
YES!!!!!! And I LIKED IT!!! Is that bad???:o

Not if you're in to that freaky S&M sh*t....whatever floats your boat buddy.

Ralph
11-10-05, 01:08 AM
Not if you're in to that freaky S&M sh*t....whatveer floats your boat buddy.

S&M??? What's that? "Smooth and mature??" Yup, don't worry, I got that covered.....:D :thumbsup:

LittleB
11-10-05, 01:09 AM
S&M??? What's that? "Smooth and mature??" Yup, don't worry, I got that covered.....:D :thumbsup:

Yeah.....that's what it is.....................................:yup:

CTS-VETTE 550HP
11-10-05, 01:35 AM
freak'n hilarious

Ralph
11-10-05, 01:38 AM
Yeah.....that's what it is.....................................:yup:

Well, at least I have the FIRST one covered.......

LittleB
11-10-05, 01:39 AM
freak'n hilarious

Which part? That Ralph got his @$$ kicked? Or that Ralph got his @$$ kicked and LIKED IT!!! :shhh: he's into that freaky stuff :yup: :histeric:

Ralph
11-10-05, 01:44 AM
Which part? That Ralph got his @$$ kicked? Or that Ralph got his @$$ kicked and LIKED IT!!! :shhh: he's into that freaky stuff :yup: :histeric:

:shhh: I have a reputation to "live up" to you know.:suspense:

:D

CTS-VETTE 550HP
11-10-05, 01:49 AM
the original joke was funny.
and about the freaky stuff aren't we all some way or another... think about that now

LittleB
11-10-05, 01:54 AM
the original joke was funny. and about the freaky stuff aren't we all some way or another... think about that now


Oh of course we all got a lil freaky side, no doubt about that!

CTS-VETTE 550HP
11-10-05, 01:59 AM
Ralph,
she admits this which is a good thing

Ralph
11-10-05, 02:01 AM
Ralph,
she admits this which is a good thing

Yes, this is true, and good, although some are more "freaky" than others...:yup:

LittleB
11-10-05, 02:05 AM
Yes, this is true, and good, although some are more "freaky" than others...:yup:

Guess which one I am :sneaky:..........

CTS-VETTE 550HP
11-10-05, 02:13 AM
inquireing minds want to know if your willing to share ain't that right ralph.

Krashed989
11-10-05, 03:10 AM
inquireing minds want to know if your willing to share ain't that right ralph.

I don't think Ralph is on right now... So I'll be the first to second that statement. :p