: What Women Really Want...



Ralph
10-28-05, 03:10 AM
http://www.drivingtelevision.com/segmentviewer.php?segment=4&episode=211&searchStatus=1&keyword=Audi&keywordcall=&segtitle=

Would you agree Megan....:p

GM announced that stability control will be in every vehicle by decades end...

Krashed989
10-28-05, 03:56 AM
Ohh. I thought you were gonna say my name... lol... :crying: :sneaky:

Ralph
10-28-05, 04:01 AM
LOL, better post a pic of yourself in the pic thread so they can decide for themselves...;)

Spyder
10-28-05, 04:08 AM
Safety schmaftey...fast and loud is better than having an airbag and antilock brakes! :)

Krashed989
10-28-05, 04:15 AM
LOL, better post a pic of yourself in the pic thread so they can decide for themselves...;)

I did post a pic of me, stompin out the Saudies.. lol.. It's on page 119.

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=460621#post460621

Ralph
10-28-05, 04:17 AM
I did post a pic of me. It's on page 119.

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=460621#post460621

Oh, I guess I missed that. Cool pic, the kind of pic that makes you think about things....interesting work.:cool:

Krashed989
10-28-05, 04:25 AM
Oh, I guess I missed that. Cool pic, the kind of pic that makes you think about things....interesting work.:cool:


Thanks! :D

Kev
10-28-05, 05:03 AM
“What Women Really Want”. (Kev’s version)

Love.

They want someone to love who will love them back in kind. Someone who they can spend candle lit evenings with snuggling, cuddling and talking. Someone who is romantic and passionate when the time is right. Someone who will sweep them off their feet. They want a soul mate.

Affirmation.

They want to be appreciated. They want to know they are valued beyond physical attraction. They are not interested in being someone’s property, they want to be the irreplaceable, softer part of a greater whole. They want to complete and be completed.

Security.

They want to feel safe. They want someone who they can trust, someone they can depend on. Someone who will protect them in times of trouble. They want someone who will be a Father and Daddy to their children, someone who will provide for the needs of their family physically, emotionally, monetarily and spiritually.

Respect.

They want to be respected and honored. They like to be shown common courtesies like having doors opened for them, being allowed to walk in first. They like it when men remove their hats in their presence or are offered a warm coat when they are chilled. They appreciate when men look them in the eye during a conversation.

Laughter.

Women love to laugh. They like a good sense of humor. They want joy and happiness in their lives and that includes lots of laughter.


Then there is the other side of the coin:

“What Men Really Want”.

Sex.

Ralph
10-28-05, 05:06 AM
Women don't want sex??:suspense:


:hide: ;)

RobertCTS
10-28-05, 08:32 AM
Women don't want sex??:suspense:

Not after marriage.:mad:

Boombotz
10-28-05, 09:06 AM
Not after marriage.:mad:

I disagree.:rant2: :histeric:

RobertCTS
10-28-05, 09:14 AM
I disagree.:rant2: :histeric:

That was a teaser. I knew it would draw comments. I'm always telling my wife I have a headache!!:histeric:

Jesda
10-28-05, 09:23 AM
Not after marriage.:mad:

LOL!!!

To sum up Kev's list:
Women want money and a big wang.

RobertCTS
10-28-05, 09:36 AM
LOL!!!
To sum up Kev's list:
Women want money and a big wang.
That will have the ladies of the Forum barking up your tree Jesda!:yup:
By the way why would they want Wang? This is Jonnie Wang. Nothing special here. :)

Boombotz
10-28-05, 09:41 AM
That will have the ladies of the Forum barking up your tree Jesda!:yup:

I can't argue that but only is a strong word!!!!:histeric:

elwesso
10-28-05, 12:30 PM
The bottom line is if you can find one thats hot and likes cars, then you have a keeper.

Jesda
10-28-05, 12:44 PM
http://www.ear.fm/Encyclopedia%20W/WangChung.jpg

Wang Chung!

LittleB
10-28-05, 01:25 PM
I can't play the link :(

“What Women Really Want”. (Kev’s version)
Love.
They want someone to love who will love them back in kind. Someone who they can spend candle lit evenings with snuggling, cuddling and talking. Someone who is romantic and passionate when the time is right. Someone who will sweep them off their feet. They want a soul mate.
Affirmation.
They want to be appreciated. They want to know they are valued beyond physical attraction. They are not interested in being someone’s property, they want to be the irreplaceable, softer part of a greater whole. They want to complete and be completed.
Security.
They want to feel safe. They want someone who they can trust, someone they can depend on. Someone who will protect them in times of trouble. They want someone who will be a Father and Daddy to their children, someone who will provide for the needs of their family physically, emotionally, monetarily and spiritually.
Respect.
They want to be respected and honored. They like to be shown common courtesies like having doors opened for them, being allowed to walk in first. They like it when men remove their hats in their presence or are offered a warm coat when they are chilled. They appreciate when men look them in the eye during a conversation.
Laughter.
Women love to laugh. They like a good sense of humor. They want joy and happiness in their lives and that includes lots of laughter.

Wow...bravo, well done Kevo....
LOL, that's what we WANT, but it is REALITY? Nope. j/k :p :duck:
Oh, and I agree with Julie, sex should be among the things on the womens list :D

Then there is the other side of the coin:
“What Men Really Want”.
Sex.
You forgot TV and Food....:hmm:

That was a teaser. I knew it would draw comments. I'm always telling my wife I have a headache!!:histeric:
Ever heard that joke?
Man: Let's have sex.
Woman: My head hurts...
Man: That's OK, I'm not trying to **** with your head...
:D

dbdartman
10-28-05, 08:10 PM
Funny, many of the women I know only want 2 things:
1- They want it ALL
2- They want it NOW.

:hide:

Stoneage_Caddy
10-28-05, 09:44 PM
“What Women Really Want”. (Kev’s version)

Love.

They want someone to love who will love them back in kind. Someone who they can spend candle lit evenings with snuggling, cuddling and talking. Someone who is romantic and passionate when the time is right. Someone who will sweep them off their feet. They want a soul mate.

Affirmation.

They want to be appreciated. They want to know they are valued beyond physical attraction. They are not interested in being someone’s property, they want to be the irreplaceable, softer part of a greater whole. They want to complete and be completed.

Security.

They want to feel safe. They want someone who they can trust, someone they can depend on. Someone who will protect them in times of trouble. They want someone who will be a Father and Daddy to their children, someone who will provide for the needs of their family physically, emotionally, monetarily and spiritually.

Respect.

They want to be respected and honored. They like to be shown common courtesies like having doors opened for them, being allowed to walk in first. They like it when men remove their hats in their presence or are offered a warm coat when they are chilled. They appreciate when men look them in the eye during a conversation.

Laughter.

Women love to laugh. They like a good sense of humor. They want joy and happiness in their lives and that includes lots of laughter.


Then there is the other side of the coin:

“What Men Really Want”.

Sex.
and when they figure out you can give them all of those things they run away faster LOL .....

I suppose its the "too good to be true there must be flood damage or salavge title" way of thought ....

johndfw
10-29-05, 12:56 AM
jesda........What women really want is Men withou hats.....

gdwriter
10-29-05, 02:23 AM
There's an old joke about a guy who finds a lamp on the beach, and a genie appears, who tells him to make a wish. The guy says, "Well, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of flying, and I tend to get seasick. Can you build me a road to Hawaii?"

The genie replies, "Well, I'd like to, but it's a real drag. There's all these environmental impact studies, building permits, crooked contractors. It'd be a nightmare. Can you make a different wish?"

So the guy thinks for a minute, then tells the genie, "OK, I'd like to really understand what women want. How they think. How to make them happy. How about that?"

The genie replies, "Do you want two lanes or four?" :helpless:

Apologies to the ladies on this forum. And given that tacky (but funny, to me at least) joke, it should comes as no surprise that what women really want, if they're my ex-wife...is a divorce.

addison_ii
10-29-05, 04:28 AM
Here's another: If Men Really Ruled The World

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.

Birth control would come in ale or lager.

You'd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people you'd worked for, like "Heywood J'Blowme."

Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

"Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.

Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

Tanks would be far easier to rent.

Garbage would take itself out.

Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day, too.

St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.

Two words: Ally McNaked.

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.

The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.

It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going?" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."

Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."

The Statue of Liberty would get a bright red, 40-foot thong.

People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

Daisy Duke shorts would never again go out of style.

Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.