: Sept/Oct Photo caption contest



ctsvett
09-13-05, 06:12 PM
Here is the picture... REPLY to this thread with your caption. The best 10 will be finalists and voted on by the forum members...

Prize is TBD

http://www.cadillacfaq.com/faq/caption/capcontest-3.jpg


My entry:
1. Sorry Mr Chaney, this car is reserved for the president....
2. Mr President, can you drive stick?

Ok, your turn...

Reed

slow35th
09-13-05, 06:16 PM
Pardon me! Do you have any Grey Poupon?

MadMike
09-13-05, 06:20 PM
Ok........georgie.....
Now Try Something Fast Enough To Get You Out Of Trouble....
Now Boarding.........air Force 2.....

BlackDog!
09-13-05, 06:34 PM
Welcome to the furture Mr. Kennedy!!

Rickerbucks
09-13-05, 06:50 PM
Hey George. Wanna race?

urbanski
09-13-05, 07:00 PM
1. Stealth Fighter technology has advanced to the point that they don't even look like airplanes anymore

2. Colin Powell, unhappy with his C6 retirement present, showed Dubya what real style is about

3. Yo Mr. Prizzle wizzle a rizzle in my nizzle cizzle [/Snoop Dog]

CVP33
09-13-05, 07:05 PM
We have a situation here on the tarmack, apparently G Dub hates black people AND black cars.

STSpearl99
09-13-05, 07:10 PM
moved...

urbanski
09-13-05, 07:14 PM
hi everyone!
I am a new owner of a 99 STS! I had it about just under three weeks..the caddy drives very nice and all..however, the fuel gage fluctuates..the tires need to be pumped every other week..the right passenger side suspension makes a noise everytime going over speed bumps ...
I live in Toronto ontario..i buy shell gasoline ..should i buy another gas instead?
i need some help with ideas or suggestions with my first car and first caddy
what kind of tires ? any suggestions on the fuel gage and the suspension noise?
waiting for any replies thank you , and much appreciated
paul
wow cool captions!!!
don't really see how they relate to the pic though

addison_ii
09-13-05, 07:15 PM
The President requested that no driver be present, this is a solo mission.

So now, we know the real reason why Federal Aid to New Orleans was delayed.:D

The new Presidential Limo.

No Mr. President we cannot change Raven Black to Secret Service Black.

(President Bush) Note to self: Remind Dad he never got a car this cool, while in office.

cadillac04
09-13-05, 07:15 PM
No dear,..... that's not the pilot's car!

DILLIGAF
09-13-05, 07:34 PM
That's the second weenie mobile I've seen that V parked by.

keeksv
09-13-05, 07:44 PM
That's the second weenie mobile I've seen that V parked by.:histeric:

keeksv
09-13-05, 07:46 PM
"No, Mr. President....the airplane is the big blue and white one..."

crowan
09-13-05, 08:13 PM
"Oh no, George! Jena's horn dog boyfriend is here again."

Laura Bush

Merle Corey
09-13-05, 08:13 PM
(Secret Service agent to POTUS)
"Mr. President, Please... get out of the car!"

CaddyGeek
09-13-05, 08:16 PM
In this weeks monster garage Jesse and the gang modify a CTS-V to conceal Air Force One until the front passanger door is opened...

crowan
09-13-05, 08:22 PM
"President Bush has found the fastest way to get FEMA Director Michael Brown out of town." CNN

JBeechel
09-13-05, 08:56 PM
No wonder it took so long to for him to notice New Orleans.

midwestern Values
09-13-05, 09:28 PM
1. Projecting American Power and Prestige throughout the world.
2. "Yeah! I want to go. You want to go! Ok but, get the stakes right. Pink Slips!"
3. No sir I didn't invade your airspace intentionally, I have a little problem with wheel hop.
4. No Sammy, I can't drive 55 either. Here is a presidential pardon.

evil 8
09-13-05, 09:28 PM
Do I really need Air Force One anymore? Didn't think so.

DgtalPimp
09-13-05, 09:54 PM
"Tonight on Pinks....."

"You gotta run with no Nitrous...and we get afterburners" (prez)

"F U, I am running with maggie, NOS, AND a get me a Jack and coke" (Blitzer)

"Target acquired... Take him down?" (Secert Service)

"Na I kinda like this guy... Shoot his NOS bottle (prez)


In this weeks monster garage Jesse and the gang modify a CTS-V to conceal Air Force One until the front passanger door is opened...


I vote for this! (after mine)

Jon
09-13-05, 10:15 PM
The LS6 can never lose!

CTSV04
09-13-05, 10:45 PM
Oh Monica :yawn:that feels good ! Thank god for tinted windows ........Hillary can't see a thing:cool2:.

Staxxin
09-13-05, 10:52 PM
Mr. President, please don’t touch Condoleezza’s car. Sir, this is you last Warning!!!!

GAGS-V
09-13-05, 10:58 PM
Of course the black V is faster than air force one to the finish line! Much better gas mileage with the V! Much more fun than air force one! (unless Bill Clinton is aboard, can Monica drive a stick?).

B Hoth
09-14-05, 12:00 AM
CADILLAC CTS-V ........Poissed for the Top...........By Presidential Proclamation.

V POWER -Realize your Dream

wildwhl
09-14-05, 12:02 AM
No, Mr. President, you can't take it fishing!

:hmm: George, are those Louisiana plates on your new V?

itbdby
09-14-05, 12:09 AM
Surrounded by The Axle of Evil

slow35th
09-14-05, 12:13 AM
No, Mr. President, you can't take it fishing!

:hmm: George, are those Louisiana plates on your new V?

Wildwhl, I think your caption is for this picture
http://www.pbase.com/lancemoreland/image/49229838.jpg

CTS5
09-14-05, 12:21 AM
Dammit Dick, I'm the President and I specifically said Light Platinum!

BlackDog!
09-14-05, 12:22 AM
Dubya - When you get off the plane, Dick's got a great surprise for you for giving his company all that business....!

crowan
09-14-05, 12:29 AM
Surrounded by The Axle of Evil


That's good stuff!:thumbsup:

thebigjimsho
09-14-05, 08:49 AM
Which is weaker? A Getrag differential or a cardboard cutout plane 2 sizes too small?

04CTSVforMe
09-14-05, 03:57 PM
Air Force One, meet Ground Force One.

trukk
09-14-05, 04:57 PM
http://www.cadillacfaq.com/faq/caption/capcontest-3.jpg

Everytime I park way in back, some jackass has to pull in and park right next to me.

Pre production CTS-V with the first iteration of the Onstar Antena.


-Chris

trukk
09-14-05, 05:27 PM
Surrounded by The Axle of Evil


Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

-Chris

slow35th
09-14-05, 06:35 PM
Everytime I park way in back, some jackass has to pull in and park right next to me.

-Chris

I like this one because it is so fricken true.:)

erp2863
09-15-05, 05:53 AM
(Bush to SS agent...)

"Does it make sounds like Knight Rider?"

Redline
09-15-05, 10:16 AM
OnStar? This is the White House calling about a blown differential. The car is double parked and ...

lawfive
09-15-05, 01:50 PM
"President, shmesident! I don't care if you're King of the World; you still can't drive my V."

CTS-VPaco
09-15-05, 06:46 PM
Can't touch this.

dannystang
09-15-05, 08:24 PM
Hey who's the chick in blue in the middle?

rgd
09-15-05, 08:53 PM
Who the hell parked that plane in my driveway?

ahahnu
09-15-05, 11:32 PM
First I wanna say something. Paco you bastard. Second who did the photo cropping of the bushes and N.O. was wrong. Funny but wrong. Any way my caption: I would normally never have sex in my car, but a threesome with the first twins I can't turn down.

kjr39
09-15-05, 11:53 PM
1. Mr. President. You can exit Air Force 1 now. Bad Ass 1 is here.
2. Quick. New Orleans is flooding. Lets get the hell out of here.

OldRoadDawg
09-16-05, 11:47 AM
"Mr. President . . please! No more drifting lessons today. You need to be at the Summit Conference in Geneva and Dado has to have that V back in Moore Cadillac's inventory before someone notices that it is missing."